Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[BruhSheep]

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He increased the goal to $30,000 now

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Who the fuck would give away two grand just like that?? One thing if it's done for a charity, but to a random man on the internet crying about being called his legal birth name? True insanity.

 

[Migraine Box]

Several thoughts:

1) Do Canadian police wear bodycams, and if they do, how hard would it be to get them to release the footage?

2) I know nothing of Canadian police procedure, but when it comes to firearms I know they are completely cucked up the ass. Every gun owner is probably on a registry, so when cops get a warrant to search a place, they probably check to see if the person owns a gun and will roll up armed because they're fucking pussies for their own safety. It wouldn't be a SWAT raid like Lucas so desperately wishes his followers to believe, cuz the last thing those friendly ol canucks would want is a massive shootout

 

[Chuck]

New Vice article on Lucas's arrest.
Two parts to note. Quotes by Lucas's mother and brother.
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A wellness check would explain why the London PD didn't put this incident on their news bulletin. But wellness checks don't usually result in guns getting pulled, so there's something fishy going on. also, lucas has a brother, when police asked for his mom where her son was, assuming she does in fact consider lucas her daughter, why didn't she assume police were asking for lucas' brother?

 

[SpergWatcher]

Fucking LOL

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

He’s reached 25th on trending. Unfortunately for him, certified Boss Nigger Tim Scott is above him.

Stunt on this hoe, Tim.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

I call it now: Lucas is going to tell us that he will spent all the money above 20k to charity stuff.

 

[rules of nature]

Keffals reddit seems like an untapped goldmine

https://www.reddit.com/r/keffals/comments/whv9sc/favorite_panel_from_the_sandman/

 

[The Line]

>Get "swatted"
>Receive 30k

Where do I sign up?

 

[SpergWatcher]

>Get "swatted"
>Receive 30k

Where do I sign up?

And he didn't even had to sell hats. Metokur BTFO

 

[HatredOfScissors]

>inb4 keffals flees the country like Game Dude

he is the trans dude he is so rude
he ebegs for donos when his groomings subdued

EDIT: Don't think this is worth a full post but I went to the website he hosts his email from and check out the "related searches" that godaddy puts on by default, IE what people are most interested in about keffals. had a good chuckle at this.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

wow this got stupid fast. Not sure how Canadian police work but I’m fairly sure that this kind of shit would need a warrant and a police report

I’m taking it we have seen none

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I'm going to laugh super hard if the reason they took Keffals' shit was because they are actually still looking for any evidence of that alleged handgun, as I can believe the canuckistan cops would use a bogus report as an excuse to turn things upside down looking for a gun given recent legislation.

The fact they had so many details about the gun is oddly specific, I didn't see it mentioned but did the police get that info from the bogus report, or was that info they pulled from the registry in advance of applying for the warrant?

I don't remember any mention here of Lucas having a gun (of course I may have missed it, lot of pages) so that info can only have come from so many places.

 

[LikeAStone]

Lawyer Troon out here making a good case for why he should be a certified lolcow

Free us from the prospering grounds, dear sneeder.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

>Get "swatted"
>Receive 30k

Where do I sign up?

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

So either Keffals, his boyfriend Alex or one of his cohorts posted the sob story to Reddit's London sub too.

The user, Amy85, is a 6 year Redditor tranny who's past history suggests he lives in London too, and drives for Uber Eats.

 

[FATTESTCUNT]

Should take what he can and do a seperate one for other expenses.

There is a greater than 0 chance of it being removed since it is also for legal fund for accusation of violent offense. I hope he keeps raising it cause the longer it is active, the more likely it gets removed.

And I get its not a big likelihood, but a man can dream, can't he? The grifter greed to always raise more being what allows it to be removed would fuel my spite gland for weeks.

I don't think it technically breaches GoFundMe's rules, because he was released without charge.

This is what he said when the goal was 20K: -

If the goal is met, I will have raised enough to recoup my losses and move immediately to a safe location. If the goal is exceeded, funds will be allocated to a legal fund to protect myself against ongoing and future threats to my safety.

So he's claiming that the extra funds will be put into some pot in case he has to protect himself against "future threats".

Also, even if he was facing charges, do you think GoFundMe would take down a troon's fundraiser? They allow young women to fundraise on there to cut their perfectly healthy tits off.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Some interesting names among the top gofundme donators:

Hunter Avallone, who Lucas sperged at for doxing him:


Briana Wu (does grifting the king of the troon grifters give Lucas the crown now?):

 

[Sammich]

Also doesn't gofundme have a policy for not supporting people with criminal cases?

That only applies if they have the wrong bad opinions. Lucas has the right good opinions, so the tos doesn't apply to him.

 

[grapeshark77]

Everyone's whining because Keffals can't get 30 grand immediately - moving takes a while anyway, it's certainly interesting that they want to get this money as fast as possible, almost like it's a grift

 

[waffle]

If this is "a bullshit swatting" than keffals needs to post the receipt of what was taken, but he won't because it would either shown that they found a pistol, or that they didn't take as much as he says.