DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It's amazing how he can just make up whatever story on the spot with zero regard with how it fits into the lore. Luckily the dents are too retarded to make sure he never faces any consequences for his actions.
This is a key feature in the findom/humiliation relationship he has with his pigs, the story has to be fantastical, it has to be unbelievable, it has to have major holes - otherwise believing in it doesn't make you a retarded subhuman paypig.
 
Is he implying the PayPal transactions in the phone bank leaks are trolls using his credit cards to buy WWE Champions? If that is the case this is a new level of delusion by Dave. That means for months his PayPal was being siphoned $16-$100 a week and he didn't notice money coming out of his PayPal and/or bank.

This sounds nuts but I can see Phil telling his bank that the PayPal payments were done because of the "identity theft" so he got free WWE JPEGs because he lied about those payments not done by him. Oh he better hope no one tells his financial institutions about this because that would be fraud. Not saying if this is true but if it is, then the writers are really stepping up their creativity.
'it's not a lie if you actually believe it' - Phil Burnell
 
It's amazing how he can just make up whatever story on the spot with zero regard with how it fits into the lore. Luckily the dents are too retarded to make sure he never faces any consequences for his actions.

Yep, this is just total confirmation of his place in life now being one where he absolutely doesn't give a shit how objectively false something he says is if he thinks it will serve some positive purpose for him by saying it. It's just such a bald faced lie that the only way he can say it is if he is just about positive that the people he depends on for support are honestly too dumb to realize what illogical nonsense it is or too indifferent to care.
 
From what I have been told previously regarding this matter, false financial statements of fact (not under oath, that's a different legal fuckup) pertaining to identity theft and related crimes, that include but are not limited to false statements involving being the *victim* of the aforementioned, are a Class C(?) Felony fraud in Washington State.
I'd love to see the statute. Id be fucking floored if it was a crime, let alone a felony, to state you were the victim of a crime to your camera. Even if it how is this actionable and by who? How are you proving in court he knew it was a lie?
 
Crazy thought time: What if because of you-know-what, Phil was desperate to have some sort of drama that would divert attention away from his gambling "problem"? Rich shows up, and starts stirring shit up. Phil takes the bait, and starts going off as he now has this morning. I'm not saying that Phil is smart, or that he's colluding with Rich, but it's an interesting thought.
 
Crazy thought time: What if because of you-know-what, Phil was desperate to have some sort of drama that would divert attention away from his gambling "problem"? Rich shows up, and starts stirring shit up. Phil takes the bait, and starts going off as he now has this morning. I'm not saying that Phil is smart, or that he's colluding with Rich, but it's an interesting thought.
he’s not colluding with Rich, this is a net negative situation for Phil, the spotlight on the RTU video is too hot.

However he is using it to deflect from the WWE champions bust, he never addresses it and acts as if this whole RTU drama is because of the ‘incident’. We know the dents aren’t capable of watching anything but their daddy Phil so they’ll never watch the video and will believe everything he says
 
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The Incident T-Shirt would have paid off his credit card debt in a month


EDIT

NEW LORE JUST IN

Phil told RTU in a DM that ''Muh Wife'' cries when people bring up the incident on stream

Unbelievable Phil
He is really digging for new pity cards. Cancer is on deck. Lie better Phail.
I wonder if it’s a deliberate choice he’s wearing a WWE shirt.

It’s either an incredibly sly choice or an incredibly stupid oversight.
He has proven not to make sly choices.
Completely lying about the bank leaks. His bank account was locked for less than a day NO MONEY was "stolen" from his account.
I guess they live in WA too since they paid WA sales tax.
Khet is crying every time the fappening is mentioned because she's never seen his O face.

I'm looking to the 24 hour long video by Steve of the Dead.
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That you even had to do this proves yourself wrong Phail.
So uh, Phil committed actual fraud just now. Like real, actionable fraud.


Have fun Phil. Already archived bud. Should've read up on your state's laws you stupid, fat cunt. Get fucked, this will be reported. Guarantee that.

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You initiated a credit watch but don't know what it's called? ok
 
From what I have been told previously regarding this matter, false financial statements of fact (not under oath, that's a different legal fuckup) pertaining to identity theft and related crimes, that include but are not limited to false statements involving being the *victim* of the aforementioned, are a Class C(?) Felony fraud in Washington State.
You've been lied to. This would maybe apply to statements made under oath and probably only if you could prove that the person making the statement knew they were lying. But you can sit in front of a webcam and tell the most fantastical story ever as long as you don't directly accuse someone of doing it (because then you get into meeting the criteria for knowingly and maliciously impugning someone).
 
All of the vests and hats was actually Phil purposely doing the anti-parody of thot streamers taking their clothes off.

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What the fuck, which of his paypigs told him to say this
THANK YOU ReviewTechUSA

You are the biggest cuck ever but you had Phil admit his wife gets upset seeing her husband masturbate.
Holy shit
Holy shit he’s lying that the bank leaks were actually someone stealing 10 thousand dollars
My man is completely sending it
 
UNHINGED.
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This clip THIS ONE is the gold
This clip is actionable Philly.

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Anyone else notice how his eyes bug out exactly like whenever he's telling an obvious lie when he says "I'm happy, I really am!" in the first clip?

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Also imagine how awful it must feel to constantly be carrying around this world of lies on your shoulders. Fuck. It must be absolutely exhausting.
I think at this point DSP has disassociated from reality so much, I doubt he can tell the difference between fact and fiction anymore.

The obvious inconsistencies in every story he tells make it clear that he doesn't spend much time coming up with elaborate lies. He just says whatever pops into his head and runs with it.
 
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