The heat death of the universe will come before that. You try reading literally the entire CWCki.
Actually, it's easy enough to understand how dumb Chris is.
He simply just doesn't learn from his mistakes and his autism makes it such that the only matters he's ever concerned about are both those regarding his interests and the
immediate outcome.
The factor that's changed over time is his motivations. Golden age Chris was simply an idiot. Current Chris is a delusional nutjob who thinks he's a deity heralding the Cartoon Apocalypse and has 'healing powers'. And this is more a combination of his own desires with his growing desperation to escape his shitty life in the
laziest way possible, which is frankly literally waiting for reality itself to shit itself and crown him a goddess. It's really kind of sad that he'd rather pretend to be a bunch of make believe bullshit as he prefers that to his actual life in which he's done absolutely nothing of worth, and he'd rather continue not doing anything if it requires exertion on his own part with no instant gratification.
It seemed like some of the more knowledgeable folk around here did not expect they would simply throw him iut in the street without arranging for his future living, and Chris himself seemed to be under the impression that he wouldn't be going back to somewhere Barb is. So that likely rules out 14BC. Thus if they don't punish him with prison time my only assumptions left are some kind of assisted living. Especially if they end up determining that he's severely impaired by autism.
The problem with Chris is he's going to chafe super hard at assisted living the MOMENT he's forced to do something he doesn't want to do, while at the same time Chris pretty much passed an event horizon by screwing his own mother and then deciding she has to die for his own selfish benefit. Behind bars is likely where he's going to end up, may it be after this trial or the inevitable next one when he runs afoul of the law again.
The Chaniverse aka Dimension F2482, a horrific dimension ruled by a delusional autistic despot whose insane edicts are enforced by a bunch of cartoon hedgehogs with Pikachu ears.
Chris will never have to work a day in his life, as other autists on welfare will ensure that he never runs out of money for sex toys, video games, or prostitutes.
To be serious, Chris will probably never face any real consequences because idiots will send him money no matter what he does. Yeah you're totally trolling him by fueling his wasteful lifestyle.
Chris doesn't seem to experience consequences the same way normal people do. Losing thousands of dollars to trolls posing as e-girlfriends or exploiting his fantasies? He'll just go right back into doing that shit because it's validation of his beliefs.
Things actively
threatening what he likes in a way only he interprets as threats? He goes balistic. Sonic's blue arms, the advent of Hasbro resetting MLP, even as far back as the Simonla incident, his greatest treasure is his fantasy built on stolen ideas and by the same token, it comes under threat in ways normal people never would give a single fuck about.
Same way with his spergout about wanting Barb dead or at least out of the house so he could live there. It's become literally enshrined in his fantasy as his 'Sonichu Temple' so the idea he can't go back there (or, y'know, make a 'new' temple) is beyond inconceivable to him. Even being forced to stop his stupid exorcism at Western State crossed a line, because it was a 'violation of his higher authority' in his mind, I'd bet.
The greatest irony is that Chris himself is the one who brings about these consequences to which he never,
ever has a way to deal with.
God, I hope Chris demands a jury trial. The prosecution can bring up how Chris, pretending to be a troll, suggested getting him to rape Rocky. Fucking bonkers.
Does Chris know about the autism card being played? Surely he wouldn’t want his healing work to be portrayed as an autistic brain fart instead of something holy.
Ultimately I don't think Chris really cares so long as he gets out. Maybe he'll damn the whole legal system to cartoon hell or that they'll be erased once the Merge comes, in a demonstration of his godly wrath, but he'll just shit himself and do nothing as usual.
