Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

[CatboyCumDump]

Ethan Schmidt ain't a saint either, honestly, I'm surprised he doesn't have a thread for himself here uet

Go make a thread about him if it's worth it, then. Dude hasn't been relevant in this thread in months, no one cares.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Beardson confirmed BigSodaSlade is who he says he is in his latest stream.
He denied having the abortion though and said you, BigSodaSlade, are the one who had an abortion with the girl

 

[BigSodaSlade]

Beardson confirmed BigSodaSlade is who he says he is in his latest stream.
He denied having the abortion though and said you, BigSodaSlade, are the one who had an abortion with the girl

So to be absolutely clear, for the people who don't know who you are because they haven't read this whole thread, you are Beardson's best friend from high school, you have confirmed it's you by showing us photographs that weren't already out there, and you are telling us that you know a woman in his past that you know unequivocally Matt Evans/Beardson had an abortion with despite the hardcore pro-life Catholic position he is now telling people he has?

Oh I've had multiple abortions. I don't mind talking about them either.

The night they got to our house was the same night as his show. His gf at the time, lets call her Larry, had to call into work at walmart (where Matt also worked) and she did that with me in my car while Matt was getting ready inside the venue. After she called in we talked in the car. She told me about how she was looking for places that did it. Both her and Matt talked about how they both were planning this because they did not want a kid.

And seeing as I saw her over the next year or two without a child and I talked to Matt almost every night on Ventrilo...I mean they could have lied, I guess.

Its possible it was a miscarriage, but I HIGHLY doubt that because thats something he would have told me, and if not me he would have told someone in our group.
I highly doubt it was a miscarriage.

The reason it came up to begin with was because him and Larry were riding to Louisville with some dude who was also playing the same venue. I wish I could remember his name but I don't so lets call him Dingbat. He had a decent myspace following and Matt was excited to be playing the same show as him.

Well on the way to my place Dingbat starts talking about how he is SUPER religious and into Jesus.
Matt and Larry told us about how they argued for hours on the way to my place.

You know the little christ cracker and jim jones juice they consume weekly or w/e?
Dingbat believed that was the real flesh and blood.
Like he went into detail about how he believed the cracker turned into flesh once it was in the mouth or something close to that.
He went into detail about it and that was what creeped them out.

Eventually Larry said something about abortions and that started another argument or w/e it was.
It ended with Dingbat telling Matt and Larry that he personally would adopt their baby if they chose not to have it.

The reason I know all of this?

They didn't want to ride back home with Dingbat so they just ghosted him after the show and came to our place to sleep.
I took them back home the next day.

My ex-wife was there with me. I'm not super excited about the notion of me having to contact her about this, but I've done more for dumber reasons.

EDIT: Ok I just watched what he was saying about me having one. That story is 100% true and I still tell it today! Its fucking hilarious every time I tell it.
The story he told took place at least a year after the one I put on here.

My name is William Matthews. I'm 36. I don't have anything to hide.
I'm not trying to cancel you, Matt.
I'm telling people here all I know about you because you're a despicable goon.

Its the only time I've ever talked to ANYONE about being your friend. The only reason is because I saw the louis theroux shit and it made me sick.

 

[CatboyCumDump]

Beardson confirmed BigSodaSlade is who he says he is in his latest stream.
He denied having the abortion though and said you, BigSodaSlade, are the one who had an abortion with the girl

clip:

Spoiler: 480p

 

[Big Fat Retard]

Oh I've had multiple abortions. I don't mind talking about them either.

The night they got to our house was the same night as his show. His gf at the time, lets call her Larry, had to call into work at walmart (where Matt also worked) and she did that with me in my car while Matt was getting ready inside the venue. After she called in we talked in the car. She told me about how she was looking for places that did it. Both her and Matt talked about how they both were planning this because they did not want a kid.

And seeing as I saw her over the next year or two without a child and I talked to Matt almost every night on Ventrilo...I mean they could have lied, I guess.

Its possible it was a miscarriage, but I HIGHLY doubt that because thats something he would have told me, and if not me he would have told someone in our group.
I highly doubt it was a miscarriage.

The reason it came up to begin with was because him and Larry were riding to Louisville with some dude who was also playing the same venue. I wish I could remember his name but I don't so lets call him Dingbat. He had a decent myspace following and Matt was excited to be playing the same show as him.

Well on the way to my place Dingbat starts talking about how he is SUPER religious and into Jesus.
Matt and Larry told us about how they argued for hours on the way to my place.

You know the little christ cracker and jim jones juice they consume weekly or w/e?
Dingbat believed that was the real flesh and blood.
Like he went into detail about how he believed the cracker turned into flesh once it was in the mouth or something close to that.
He went into detail about it and that was what creeped them out.

Eventually Larry said something about abortions and that started another argument or w/e it was.
It ended with Dingbat telling Matt and Larry that he personally would adopt their baby if they chose not to have it.

The reason I know all of this?

They didn't want to ride back home with Dingbat so they just ghosted him after the show and came to our place to sleep.
I took them back home the next day.

My ex-wife was there with me. I'm not super excited about the notion of me having to contact her about this, but I've done more for dumber reasons.

EDIT: Ok I just watched what he was saying about me having one. That story is 100% true and I still tell it today! Its fucking hilarious every time I tell it.

My name is William Matthews. I'm 36. I don't have anything to hide.
I'm not trying to cancel you, Matt.
I'm telling people here all I know about you because you're a despicable goon.

Its the only time I've ever talked to ANYONE about being your friend. The only reason is because I saw the louis theroux shit and it made me sick.

You seem very credible to me since you admit what Beardson says is true without deflecting and sticking to your story. Plus Beardson acknowledged you are who you say you are which means he confirms you are his best friend since high school.

I always hated Beardson since our Discord server days when I was in Nick's server due to him being a tremendous poser and the reverence we were expected to show him, and so I wasn't surprised when he pretended to be a Catholic but I was a bit surprised he killed what seems to be the only child he would ever had. I guess it's actually not surprising though.

 

[JustStopDude]

The dichotomy of someone like Beardson is so hilarious to me. He is 5ft nothing, but we are supposed to believe he is this badass that confronts people in bars. He is this pious Roman Catholic, who just slays the pussy.

 

[gaystoner]

The dichotomy of someone like Beardson is so hilarious to me. He is 5ft nothing, but we are supposed to believe he is this badass that confronts people in bars. He is this pious Roman Catholic, who just slays the pussy.

Have you seen the clips of him gaming in Call of Duty yelling about he's the real Aryan Chad?

lmfao with that chin?

 

[GordonRameses]

Oh I've had multiple abortions. I don't mind talking about them either.

The night they got to our house was the same night as his show. His gf at the time, lets call her Larry, had to call into work at walmart (where Matt also worked) and she did that with me in my car while Matt was getting ready inside the venue. After she called in we talked in the car. She told me about how she was looking for places that did it. Both her and Matt talked about how they both were planning this because they did not want a kid.

And seeing as I saw her over the next year or two without a child and I talked to Matt almost every night on Ventrilo...I mean they could have lied, I guess.

Its possible it was a miscarriage, but I HIGHLY doubt that because thats something he would have told me, and if not me he would have told someone in our group.
I highly doubt it was a miscarriage.

The reason it came up to begin with was because him and Larry were riding to Louisville with some dude who was also playing the same venue. I wish I could remember his name but I don't so lets call him Dingbat. He had a decent myspace following and Matt was excited to be playing the same show as him.

Well on the way to my place Dingbat starts talking about how he is SUPER religious and into Jesus.
Matt and Larry told us about how they argued for hours on the way to my place.

You know the little christ cracker and jim jones juice they consume weekly or w/e?
Dingbat believed that was the real flesh and blood.
Like he went into detail about how he believed the cracker turned into flesh once it was in the mouth or something close to that.
He went into detail about it and that was what creeped them out.

Eventually Larry said something about abortions and that started another argument or w/e it was.
It ended with Dingbat telling Matt and Larry that he personally would adopt their baby if they chose not to have it.

The reason I know all of this?

They didn't want to ride back home with Dingbat so they just ghosted him after the show and came to our place to sleep.
I took them back home the next day.

My ex-wife was there with me. I'm not super excited about the notion of me having to contact her about this, but I've done more for dumber reasons.

EDIT: Ok I just watched what he was saying about me having one. That story is 100% true and I still tell it today! Its fucking hilarious every time I tell it.
The story he told took place at least a year after the one I put on here.

My name is William Matthews. I'm 36. I don't have anything to hide.
I'm not trying to cancel you, Matt.
I'm telling people here all I know about you because you're a despicable goon.

Its the only time I've ever talked to ANYONE about being your friend. The only reason is because I saw the louis theroux shit and it made me sick.

if it was a miscarriage then Beardson would have definitely jumped on that as an excuse, but all he could do was meander in his response spilling worthless tea to deflect his own guilty conscience. Beardson always credited himself as a truly "honest" guy, that we could make fun of him for anything but we couldn't call him a liar. Does that line up with his character from when you knew him or was he more blatant in his deceptive nature back then? I can picture him bragging about being a professional bullshitter.

 

[Reynolds]

The reason it came up to begin with was because him and Larry were riding to Louisville with some dude who was also playing the same venue. I wish I could remember his name but I don't so lets call him Dingbat. He had a decent myspace following and Matt was excited to be playing the same show as him.

Well on the way to my place Dingbat starts talking about how he is SUPER religious and into Jesus.
Matt and Larry told us about how they argued for hours on the way to my place.

You know the little christ cracker and jim jones juice they consume weekly or w/e?
Dingbat believed that was the real flesh and blood.
Like he went into detail about how he believed the cracker turned into flesh once it was in the mouth or something close to that.
He went into detail about it and that was what creeped them out.

Eventually Larry said something about abortions and that started another argument or w/e it was.
It ended with Dingbat telling Matt and Larry that he personally would adopt their baby if they chose not to have it.

The reason I know all of this?

They didn't want to ride back home with Dingbat so they just ghosted him after the show and came to our place to sleep.
I took them back home the next day.

Hold on, you're telling me all of Matt's flirtation with Catholicism goes back to this Dingbat the myspace musician? I thought it was just to inflate Nick Fuentes' resume, but this adds a whole new layer.

 

[BigSodaSlade]

if it was a miscarriage then Beardson would have definitely jumped on that as an excuse, but all he could do was meander in his response spilling worthless tea to deflect his own guilty conscience. Beardson always credited himself as a truly "honest" guy, that we could make fun of him for anything but we couldn't call him a liar. Does that line up with his character from when you knew him or was he more blatant in his deceptive nature back then? I can picture him bragging about being a professional bullshitter.

He had balls. I've been with him when he's confronted people in public over shit they have done or said about him.

whatever character he's playing now seems very fake.

 

[cyber dragon]

He had balls. I've been with him when he's confronted people in public over shit they have done or said about him.

whatever character he's playing now seems very fake.

Like a month or 2 ago, he referenced a friend that used to lie all the time about the strangest things and I inferred it could only be you based on his lack of human contact and how obsessed he is with kiwifarms and looks like it was confirmed he was talking about you since he repeats it. And it looks like he's lost whatever balls he had. He challenged Jaden to a physical fight and Jaden accepted and Beardson has been afraid to talk about it since. It's also hilarious how he calls you old, when it's a 3 year difference between you two. Do you know anything about his former highschool friends that dumped him like 2-3 years ago over not going to a friend's funeral? If you want some more catharsis for ever being attached to this goblin, you should try to go on Jaden's or the Kino Casino streams.

 

[BigSodaSlade]

Like a month or 2 ago, he referenced a friend that used to lie all the time about the strangest things and I inferred it could only be you based on his lack of human contact and how obsessed he is with kiwifarms and looks like it was confirmed he was talking about you since he repeats it.

I actually contacted my ex wife and the ex I had the abortion in question with. Which honestly should speak of how autistic I am.

As far as the lying goes: I asked both of them if they knew what he was talking about. Neither one of them did. I'm still on good terms with one of them and...rocky terms with the other, but they both would be honest with me about something like that. I'm not a compulsive liar. At least I don't think I am. I'll be honest; I have a lot of self doubt so I think about shit like that constantly.

And it looks like he's lost whatever balls he had. He challenged Jaden to a physical fight and Jaden accepted and Beardson has been afraid to talk about it since.

I don't who Jaden is but the only "fight" I ever saw him in was he was throwing haymakers at a dude who was twice his size (6'4) in highschool.

It's also hilarious how he calls you old, when it's a 3 year difference between you two.

I mean he's not wrong. I am old. You can see gray in my beard. (see picture)

Do you know anything about his former highschool friends that dumped him like 2-3 years ago over not going to a friend's funeral?

I don't believe I know any of them personally. Can anyone tell me their names? I'm fairly good with faces as well.

If you want some more catharsis for ever being attached to this goblin, you should try to go on Jaden's or the Kino Casino streams.

I doubt I'd be very interesting. I don't know shit about him since 2010ish. I'm also an extremely anxious person and I have a stutter that exacerbates the anxiety. I'm a mess to actually speak with.

 

[alpha_racist]

I actually contacted my ex wife and the ex I had the abortion in question with. Which honestly should speak of how autistic I am.

Appreciate the work you're putting in.

 

[Pooty]

Beardson is drunk screaming about Jews again

 

[GordonRameses]

Beardson is drunk screaming about Jews again

Give it up Beardson you look like you live in a dumpster right outside a synagogue

 

[Chongqing]

screams fake to me. Nick's pfp is off center and his name is "Nicholas Fuentes" instead of "Nicholas J. Fuentes" like it has always been.

If someone in your chat has been added to your contact list, their name in telegram will appear how ever you added their name to your phone. I imagine Jayden didn't add the middle initial when he saved his number, because that would be weird.

 

[Reynolds]

I doubt I'd be very interesting. I don't know shit about him since 2010ish. I'm also an extremely anxious person and I have a stutter that exacerbates the anxiety. I'm a mess to actually speak with.

Write out some bullet points, rehearse those, and prepare for hypothetical live questions, such as "just how many people had abortions in the small town of Paducah?" If you still aren't confident, take those bullet points and make them into a full written story for here.

That said, a lot likely changed in the 2010s. There was this thing called Gamergate where Beardson credits himself for creating a Five Guys meme and then getting sh0eonhead and Blaire White to duck a debate with him. Anyways that got him into the alt-right until Charlottesville where he chose to make a show about rebranding the right wing with a mixture of Pat Buchanan, Jared Taylor, and Trumpism, alongside Nick Fuentes and many friends who got purged for increasingly stupid reasons. The thread only picks up at his divorce, so I hope this paragraph catches you up on the 7~8 years of history which I can fill you in on regarding Beardson.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

I actually contacted my ex wife and the ex I had the abortion in question with. Which honestly should speak of how autistic I am.

As far as the lying goes: I asked both of them if they knew what he was talking about. Neither one of them did. I'm still on good terms with one of them and...rocky terms with the other, but they both would be honest with me about something like that. I'm not a compulsive liar. At least I don't think I am. I'll be honest; I have a lot of self doubt so I think about shit like that constantly.


I don't who Jaden is but the only "fight" I ever saw him in was he was throwing haymakers at a dude who was twice his size (6'4) in highschool.

I mean he's not wrong. I am old. You can see gray in my beard. (see picture)

I don't believe I know any of them personally. Can anyone tell me their names? I'm fairly good with faces as well.

I doubt I'd be very interesting. I don't know shit about him since 2010ish. I'm also an extremely anxious person and I have a stutter that exacerbates the anxiety. I'm a mess to actually speak with.

Your information is valuable to help us piece the puzzles together. Kudos to your bravery to give us more info.

The thread only picks up at his divorce, so I hope this paragraph catches you up on the 7~8 years of history which I can fill you in on regarding Beardson.

the Nick Fuentes thread has a lot of Beardson info too, I made this thread so we can focus on Beardson and so far it’s yielded us tons of info we didn’t know about the hobbit.

 

[ant0n]

Jaden just said in his stream he wants to interview the former beansoy fren about the abortion. Can I speak to the manager of kiwi farms please? How do we set this up?

 

[GordonRameses]

Jaden just said in his stream he wants to interview the former beansoy fren about the abortion. Can I speak to the manager of kiwi farms please? How do we set this up?

@BigSodaSlade you up for this? Would be an interesting discussion to have a proper deep dive of Matt, plus Jaden can clue you in to a lot of twisted shit Beardson has been up to in the past few years. If you are send me a DM with your contact info and I'll get it passed onto Jaden