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Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
I know you're reading this and you're probably reluctant to tell KF your story because of how everyone on the internet treats it, but since you're reading the thread I'm going to assume that you think it's BS since you came here on your own (or maybe someone linked it to you).
I actually have sympathy for you because I absolutely despise it when people are falsely accused of and punished for things they didn't do. Maybe you're reluctant to say anything because you don't want to cause Keffals harm or make trans people look bad. To that I say - fuck that. Keffals created a false rape accusation against you that led you arrested. It's becoming more likely that Keffals is using a situation where they did something incriminating to gather thousands of dollars. Keffals is a bad person. Isn't it weird that they're ready for all of these interviews? That there's a press kit? Letting Keffals get away with this makes the trans community look bad - it shows that they lie and their own community doesn't hold them accountable.
If Keffals actually did what you said, their community deserves to know. They should know who the real Keffals is. You don't even have to tell KF specifically - go to Reddit, go to Twitter, just post it somewhere. Tell your story.
Don't let Keffals silence you.
I mean they will have to comb through the electronics to prove they are innocent hopefully for Keffals sake there is nothing illegal otherwise Uh Oh! To me it sounds like they had a bead on this person and got the excuse to press it lmao.
Recap so any newcomers don't have to scroll through 50 pages:
On August 5th, Keffals abruptly stopped tweeting on his main twitter account. On August 7th, he cryptically posted this on a backup account:
Keffals lost access to his main account, and Kiwis initially suspected he had been phished or something. He went quiet for another couple days while teasing an important upcoming announcement.
On August 9th, Keffals launched a GoFundMe claiming that he had been swatted. He also claimed to be a victim of a hate crime (being "deadnamed" by the police) and that his property had been unjustly seized.
Keffals originally set $20k as the goal, with the stated purpose of moving to a new house and setting up a legal fund to sue the police or the city. The GoFundMe has been wildly successful however, and so Keffals has continuously increased the goal (as seen if you look through the archives).
As of this writing, Keffals has raised over $55k in just 15 hours. The goal has been increased to $70k, although I'm sure that will only increase further...
I need your help, because I can’t do this alone. I started a gofundme after being victimized by the London Police Services for being the victim of a hate crime. I need to move immediately, recoup my losses and to build a legal fund to protect my rights. I have been subject to emotional damages, financial damages, blatant violations of the Human Rights Act and discrimination against me on the basis of gender identity and expression. I was also subject to unjust seizures that not only affected my livelihood, but has severely disrupted the work my fiance is doing in their doctorate program, which has the potential to impact whether or not my fiance finishes their doctorate. Because there is no policy in my city against swatting, there is no guarantee this will not happen again and my home is not safe.
If the goal is met, I will have raised enough to recoup my losses and move immediately to a safe location. If the goal is exceeded, funds will be allocated to a legal fund to protect myself against ongoing and future threats to my safety.
At the same time, Keffals released a press kit. It's clear that his several days of silence (between August 5th to the 9th) were to prepare the GoFundMe and collaborate with his journalist buddies for a media blitz. Interestingly, the press kit included a search warrant from the police:
Keffals' story is that someone (the "swatter") pretended to be him and emailed "every city counselor" about how he had killed his mother. The search warrant raises some questions, however. In typical swatting incidents, the police don't waste time getting a warrant; exigent circumstances allow them to just bust in your door. It's also practically unheard of for the police to seize your property after a swatting incident.
If you read the search warrant, the police were looking for a very particular type of gun (a "Star Bonifacio Model 30 M handgun"), ammunition, gun accessories, cellphones, and computers. The police apparently didn't find the gun, but they did seize Keffals' cellphones and computers. This is also why Keffals lost access to his main twitter account; he had 2FA enabled on his account, so he couldn't use it after the cops took his phone.
Again, this is all very unusual for a swatting, which has led some people to believe that Keffals is lying. It's possible that the police executed this search warrant because they're investigating him for some other crime. In other words, this might have been a police raid rather than a swatting.
Meanwhile, a whole bunch of lolcows and journalists have rallied to Keffals' cause:
The number of journalists who jumped on this story is remarkable. It feels very coordinated.
Keffals' discord server is also in a panic. They completely purged all old messages... Very curious.
It will be interesting to see how this plays out. It seems very unlikely that this is just a simple swatting incident, although I also feel like the people who think the police are investigating Keffals for CP or whatever are being too optimistic.
I guarantee making it so any criticism of individuals in the community is equivalent to hate speech against them was a deliberate strategy that's now succeeded to the point they're literally bragging about getting kids to take unprescribed hormones and saying how that's a bad thing will get you labeled a Nazi.
They don't seem to grasp the fact that actually establishing molestation as a legitimate activity they can do legally will ultimately result in people deciding to use extra-legal means to get rid of these disgusting molesters.
People don't want their kids molested, and that's not a negotiable thing.
They don't seem to grasp the fact that actually establishing molestation as a legitimate activity they can do legally will ultimately result in people deciding to use extra-legal means to get rid of these disgusting molesters.
People don't want their kids molested, and that's not a negotiable thing.
Based on people's behavior for the last 6 or so years I could 100% see pro child molestation becoming a mainstream political opinion that gets widespread support within the next 5 years if the media plays their cards right.
The specific model that's mentioned in the police report is a Star Bonifacio Model 30M, a Spanish 9mm pistol produced by the Basque based Star Bonifacio Echeverria which went bankrupt in 1997. This specific variant was a variant of the Model 30 was made to be the standard sidearm of the Spanish Armed Forces. The warrant also mentions a cleaning kit, a pistol case, and ammunition which is extremely specific.
It does have a 15 round magazine but I'm not sure if those were banned recently or if they've been banned for a while now due to how dog shit Canadian gun laws are.
If it's any consolidation just remember that almost every time a dumbass begs for money like this karma will bite them in the ass, he and his friends are probably laughing at the MATI reactions but this is way too much money for a grift like this and people are not realizing they're pissing away so much money for nothing back
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Anyone who says oomfie or any variations of it is a heretic who cannot be trusted to live in a civil society.
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Such a fucking Twitter goblin. You can tell he hasn’t had Twitter access for a bit.
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I'm sure you're upset after having these DMs posted to the site, but just know that we're legitimately willing to hear you out regarding your experience with Keffals. It's extremely rare for a thread to receive daily discussion for 5 months straight, yet it goes to show how your ex continues to impulsively engage with others in bad faith, only to then weaponize their identity and victim status when faced with any kind of conflict. Not only have there been numerous online examples of this terrible behavior, but we've even had an old childhood friend discover this very thread and reveal their own experiences from decades ago.
Even if you do not wish to post any of the info here (which is completely understandable and within your right), I would still recommend at the very least sharing your story someplace else where you can't be outright silenced by Keffals's rabid followers.
The specific model that's mentioned in the police report is a Star Bonifacio Model 30M, a Spanish 9mm pistol produced by the Basque based Star Bonifacio Echeverria which went bankrupt in 1997. This specific variant was a variant of the Model 30 was made to be the standard sidearm of the Spanish Armed Forces. The warrant also mentions a cleaning kit, a pistol case, and ammunition which is extremely specific. View attachment 3583521
It does have a 15 round magazine but I'm not sure if those were banned recently or if they've been banned for a while now due to how dog shit Canadian gun laws are.
If they own a handgun its illegal for them. Unless they are armed security in which they would not have a spanish pistol therefore making it illegal anyways so there will probably at minimum be gun charges.