DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Free Jasper]

I know we don’t need any more reason to doubt PigLord, but everyone I know (including myself) that’s been the victim of identity theft was surprised how easy it was to clean up.
The bank sat me down with a pen, told me to circle every transaction that wasn’t mine and I’d be refunded. They’re insured and it wasn’t worth the hit to their reputation to be known as a bank that loses your money. Lawyers? Please.

But I suspect that’s not the point here. The point is to muddy the waters amongst the retarded.

Edit- the more I think about this, the more retarded it becomes.
So his story is he went to BoA saying someone was stealing money from his account through identity theft and they said ‘lol oh well, sucks to be you. How’s that our problem?’.
So then he had to return to BoA with a team of lawyers, not to get the money back, but simply to get BoA to take action in his account to stop fraudulent money going out?
Dear God, we’re dealing with grade A retardation here.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Almost 1AM Seattle time

 

[Iron Father]

Thanks a lot Denty Streams.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What's a birdbath, is it like a whore's bath? Because that's a better term to use for Phil if so.

Yes, he takes literal whore's baths. Phail said that he doesn't shower or bathe every day but he does at least wash himself on the days he doesn't shower by taking a wet towel and washing all the problem areas like armpits and crotch.

Almost 1AM Seattle time

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Thanks a lot Doody you double gorilla nigger, now Phail is gonna use your low IQ retardation to imply that every single detractor is as stupid as you are and does the same shit you do. Just delete your Youtube account out of shame at this point.

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Aw that's fucking nasty. A whore's bath every day and one shower a week ain't gonna cut it, especially in summer.
Maybe it's the noise and the smell that drives his beard to insist the door remain closed.

Foul creature.

ETA I dunno why for me it's one of the funniest and saddest things he's ever admitted. He showers only for his day off, as in, when he has to leave the house. Proper little goblin.

 

[Dona Morte]

Thanks a lot Doody you double gorilla nigger, now Phail is gonna use your low IQ retardation to imply that every single detractor is as stupid as you are and does the same shit you do. Just delete your Youtube account out of shame at this point.

This bitch.
I fucking CANNOT.
Rate me top hat but you can shove your "apology" up your ass Dooty.

Btw:
This information I belive comes from Shinkos stream. A super chat.

 

[you_get_snu snu]

Almost 1AM Seattle time

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As I said. Good job Doody. Ya dummy

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Thanks a lot Doody you double gorilla nigger, now Phail is gonna use your low IQ retardation to imply that every single detractor is as stupid as you are and does the same shit you do. Just delete your Youtube account out of shame at this point.

Exactly as planned..

 

[RaidenAUndertale]

Lay off Doody. If the town retard picks on the town scammer (who is also retarded, as an aside) for the wrong reason, it doesn't mean the scammer's credibility is restored when he cries wolf. You're still a piece of shit, Phil. I hope the false report becomes real later down the line and you lose channel memberships, superthanks and superchats and someone at Youtube also shaves off some of those dead subs you're sitting on.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Almost 1AM Seattle time

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Doody is a retard but this is also another retard that uploads shit out of order calling someone else a retard on how they upload their content.

 

[PieceofShet]

I remember Phil's "rainy day fund" talk.
You know the money that's there to be spent?

You mean this? Cant link this enough times...

 

[TurboSwine]

Lay off Doody. If the town retard picks on the town scammer (who is also retarded, as an aside) for the wrong reason, it doesn't mean the scammer's credibility is restored when he cries wolf. You're still a piece of shit, Phil. I hope the false report becomes real later down the line and you lose channel memberships, superthanks and superchats and someone at Youtube also shaves off some of those dead subs you're sitting on.

So is Phil the Town Retard, the Town Drunk, the Town Beggar, or the Town Whoore.

 

[Iron Father]

So is Phil the Town Retard, the Town Drunk, the Town Beggar, or the Town Whoore.

Yes.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

This bitch.
I fucking CANNOT.
Rate me top hat but you can shove your "apology" up your ass Dooty.
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Btw:
This information I belive comes from Shinkos stream. A super chat.

Now he took two baits in less than 12 hours. At this point I'd consider calling God to see if he can cancel my Life account.

 

[Pargon]

Now he took two baits in less than 12 hours. At this point I'd consider calling God to see if he can cancel my Life account.

Phil’s terminally online to the point he ought to just consider uploading his consciousness. He’s not doing anything with that pile of carbon he calls a body.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

lmao DSP up late watching detractor videos

 

[John Deere-Tractor]

DSP : im laying down the law. im putting my foot down. i demand an apology.
Rest of the world : or what? what you gonna do about it? sit down internet tough guy.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Ehh, Doody jumped through gun here, but do you know how many times Phil's gone off on his unhinged rants saying that "the trolls are now all claiming I'm one minute man and baiting tips, apparently I'm spending my money on mobile games like I'm some sort of addict, they're claiming I'm refusing to be hanest and upfront with my fans about muh bills this week etc.", that no amount of discrediting and cherry picking of these so called untrue claims and conspiracies are all of a sudden going to sway more people to his side or suddenly make the trolls second guess themselves, maybe they might have a couple of years ago, but at this point the only people he's convincing is himself and the rest numbering around the single digit range.

Those huddled in Phil's corner at this point are either entirely oblivious to what other people say/criticise about him because they're genuinely "slow in da mind" or they're well aware of Phil's devious and scummy nature and clearly don't care, because they're there to validate their opinions and want to stick it to these so called "mentally ill fucking morans" by donating, attention seeking in chat, whatever else it may be.

The interesting thing about this from my perspective is that Doody himself is only a small ish kinda detractor uploader, he doesn't get as many clicks as someone like SnortBurnell or Memeology's DSP channel, but he's not someone that struggles to gain traction in the algorithm like James the Lesser or some smaller clip channels, if you disregard how he does commentary over Phil's clips, he's a fast ish uploader and has clearly taken a spot high-ish in the detractor algorithm now. So who else knows what other detractor/troll content shows up in his recommendations feed, it honestly might not look too different from your regular YouTube detractor viewer, which probably annoys the hell out him.

 

[Anya15]

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Fuck game of thrones, game of loltards is where it’s really at!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Someone mentioned a few pages back that if Phil was caught murdering someone red-handed that he'd deny it to his grave. I mostly agree, I think this is how it'd go. Imagine if Phil killed a detractor, any detractor.

At the scene of the crime as the police cuff him
"AM I BEING DETAINED? I DID NOTHING WRONG! WHAT ARE YOU ARRESTING ME FOR? THE TROLLS PROBABLY LEFT YOU A PACKAGE OF OUT-OF-KHANTEXT CLIPS THAT ARE COMPLETELY FABRICATED AND UNTRUE! WHAT!? I AM GETTING ARRESTED FOR FIRST! DEGREE! MURDER! WHAT FIRST DEGREE MURDER HAVE I COMMITTED YOU LAME-BRAINED PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT! I HAVE NEVER COMMITTED FIRST DEGREE MURDER! EVER! AND! THAT! PISSES! ME! OFF!"

In the interrogation room
"I have said this months and months ago! Do I know the victim? Yes of course I do! Am I in some way related to his death? I guess if you wanna say that, but it's only because I told my fans not to listen to him and that he's a no-life basement dwelling troll who should be dealt with, alright. The internet is still a Wild West where everything goes, alright. But I didn't kill him, okay. See what I mean? You cops take a nugget of truth and spin it and twist it into something completely different! It's called moving the goalpost!"

In the courtroom
"Your honor, you have it completely WRONG! Me murdering that piece of shit detractor in cold blood? Didn't happen! What I suspect happened is that the trolls secretly killed him and then lured me onto the crime scene with a bloody knife in my hand wearing and a bloodied shirt without me knowing! As a matter of fact it was probably YOU, YES YOU who killed him!"

In prison, applying for parole
"Of course I killed that guy! But it was in self defense! Imagine if you had a sandwich shahp, okay. And someone tried rahbbing it, alright. And they had a gun pointed at you, okay. If you pulled out a shotgun from under the counter and shot him *mimics himself taking out a shotgun and shooting some guy* it would be self-defense, right? See what I mean? That guy came into my streams, MY PLACE OF BUSINESS, and started spreading complete fabricated unfactual lies about me and my stream and threatened my FAMILY! I was within my right to protect my life and property with deadly force!"

On the first stream he does after he's released from prison
"The trolls still keep saying *retard voice* "Oh! Phil killed a detractor in 2022 in cold blood!" That was ages and ages and ages ago and it has nothing to do with me or my khantent! I was just an immature kid at that point! I have changed! I matured! Besides, I killed that detractor as a joke! I wanted to see how those limp dick loser detractors would react!"