Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[beeboo11]

He's such a fat bloated Karen. Texting someone that they're going to be fired. When he's finally behind bars for felony obesity, nobody is going to visit him. He'll get calls though I'm sure.

haha weaponized obesity

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

Patrick Tomlinson is so fat that by the time the valet moved the Mustang's seat forward, Gencon was over.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

He's such a fat bloated Karen. Texting someone that they're going to be fired. When he's finally behind bars for felony obesity, nobody is going to visit him. He'll get calls though I'm sure.

threatening to fire someone for doing their job is 100% a karen thing to do, way to go rick.

He has addressed this in October 2021, thinks Wu is a women:
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to not realize wu is trans is the height of retardation. here is a dramatiziation of what it might be like if fatrick ever realizes wu is flynt.

Credit to Big Ass Dick Holder #1488

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What a stroppy piglet.

for someone as hounded by cyber Atalkers as rick, you'd think someone who is even half as smart as piggy think he is would spend two seconds to verify the pest control company number and you know call them to verify all this stuf considering the amount of trolls he has an all. nah, it's easier to just keep falling for this stuff and then whine on twitter about it.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

The cow crossover continues. Piggy is now trying to make the Keffals situation all about himself:

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He retweets his dumb thread about his (likely) fake swatting for the umpteenth time.

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hmmm I wonder why keffals gets media attention and pat doesn't
monkey paw wish- pat can get all the media coverage he wants and the DOJ locks us up in a concentration camp BUT he first has to troon out and have his penis surgically removed.

 

[HarveyMCR]

Credit to Big Ass Dick Holder #1488

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What a stroppy piglet.

Gotta love Patty. He thinks this is a legitimate conversation. He thinks he's talking to a real person. He is being told that he is being billed for something... and yet he denies the existence of this bill entirely. Gotta love the man

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

He works for watered down pisswater beer and whatever slop they fling towards his gaping maw.

I don't believe financial compensation or free drinks is what he's after, rather Fatrick's prize is wandering the parking lot looking for manual trannies. He's quite an aficionado of the stick shift, or so he'd like us to believe, and I do.

@Laquisha Guntermensch thanks for the immortalization; I’ll have your masterpiece read at my funeral.

You are welcome @John Andrews Stan, but your photography skills and humor have already granted ye immortalization here at the Kiwi-Farms. I am but a humble farmer occasionally inspired to vandalize classic works for a laugh when I'm almost as drunk as Rick on a Sunday morning. Glad you liked my retelling of the tale and it's an honor to shit-post with you, but a desecration of a Christmas poem read at your funeral is dark stuff, why not just put a note in the announcement stating Rick is fat?

Edit: 44 minutes without a Pat post!? Please pardon my double post or merge them, mods.

 

[Somerville Dan]

Stupid TV, Be More Funny

youtu.be

Cool, I too love the John Swartzwelder episodes of The Simpsons.

That's a 1990s Simpsons reference, Millennial OnAForums fans.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“You’re being manipulated by cyberstalkers.” That has been his own living nightmare for four years now. On some level, he knows he has been utterly dominated and humiliated by OnA at every turn. I’m sure finding out he’s been had again prompted a complete meltdown in the half hovel. I hope someone incentivized the neighbors to make recordings every time they hear so much as a peep out of Humiliation HQ.

 

[Maude Snew]

Cool, I too love the John Swartzwelder episodes of The Simpsons.

That's a 1990s Simpsons reference, Millennial OnAForums fans.

It's no use, all kids these days know are steamed hams. And all I can do is yell at clouds about it.

 

[Somerville Dan]

It's no use, all kids these days know are steamed hams. And all I can do is yell at clouds about it.

Well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard of "steamed hams."

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Cool, I too love the John Swartzwelder episodes of The Simpsons.

That's a 1990s Simpsons reference, Millennial OnAForums fans.

Ah yes the forum for people who liked a 20 year old radio show that’s been off the air for 8 years is a millennial hangout.

Back in my day we appreciated the FINER things in life! Like throwaway Simpsons episodes, Mr. Perfect and Sum41!

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

“You’re being manipulated by cyberstalkers.” That has been his own living nightmare for four years now. On some level, he knows he has been utterly dominated and humiliated by OnA at every turn. I’m sure finding out he’s been had again prompted a complete meltdown in the half hovel. I hope someone incentivized the neighbors to make recordings every time they hear so much as a peep out of Humiliation HQ.

With all the late night hollering going on in the neighborhood, I'm sure a persuasive East-coast salesman could convince a few of them to install security cameras.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Credit to Big Ass Dick Holder #1488

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What a stroppy piglet.

How many people does Patirck do business with that he threatens with lawsuits and criminal prosecution as his first response?

Try to collect debts from me will you? Oh wait...

 

[Maude Snew]

How many people does Patirck do business with that he threatens with lawsuits and criminal prosecution as his first response?

Try to collect debts from me will you? Oh wait...

"No stalker child you were allowed to examine my prosTaTe, it is you who should be paying me."

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This guy isn’t very prolific yet but I like his work:




These vaccine signaling fiends are beyond parody.




(Creepy Lee Harris is Tor’s executive editor.)

Now I’ve never wished an IRS audit on anyone, just on principle. Pat has me ready to change that policy.



Again, beyond parody:



Arrest them! They follow Trump! Sounds like a serious criminal investigation with legs, much like Pat’s imaginary “ongoing criminal investigation” over his text convos.

 

[Melissa Sanchez]

This guy isn’t very prolific yet but I like his work:

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These vaccine signaling fiends are beyond parody.

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(Creepy Lee Harris is Tor’s executive editor.)

Now I’ve never wished an IRS audit on anyone, just on principle. Pat has me ready to change that policy.

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Again, beyond parody:

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Arrest them! They follow Trump! Sounds like a serious criminal investigation with legs, much like Pat’s imaginary “ongoing criminal investigation” over his text convos.

All of his friends look like literal mutant pedophiles

 

[Broadside]

This guy isn’t very prolific yet but I like his work:

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These vaccine signaling fiends are beyond parody.

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(Creepy Lee Harris is Tor’s executive editor.)

Now I’ve never wished an IRS audit on anyone, just on principle. Pat has me ready to change that policy.

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Again, beyond parody:

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Arrest them! They follow Trump! Sounds like a serious criminal investigation with legs, much like Pat’s imaginary “ongoing criminal investigation” over his text convos.

Imagine believing America was the global darling before Trump. I've been watching shitskins the world over burning American flags on TV since I was a child.
American exceptionalism. Oh you're exceptional alright, you corn syrup drinking fucking pleb.

 

[curbside]

All of his friends look like literal mutant pedophiles

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I swear the evil these people commit degrades their physical appearance.

 

[Caverlock]

I swear the evil these people commit degrades their physical appearance.

They nuke their hard drives with force lightning.

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

They nuke their hard drives with force lightning.

Judging by his face, he uses a thumb drive.