what's the difference between recession and inflation? - smart professional answer

[theshitposter]

this

things i already know - recession is economic slow down, inflation is when prices rise

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

recession is when you see a chick so fucking ugly she causes your dick to have a recession up into your guts.
inversely ya mum causes massive dick inflation

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Recession is what your hairline does, inflation is what you jerk off to.

 

[Shig O'nella]

One has doomposters, the other has fetishists.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

one wasnt intended by rich people to hurt poors and rich try to exploit it as much as they can by illegally using trade secrets before it affects them,

one was intended by rich people to hurt poors

 

[Just A Butt]

hair recedes
tits inflate

 

[theshitposter]

is literally no one here literate? no one who studied economics?

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Recession is when people take a break and go play outside more often.
Inflation is a lot of time and effort but if you do it you'll get to sleep on an inflatable mattress instead of the floor.
Both are good things.

 

[Retink]

Inflation is when the pool of money is too large and continues to grow, while recession is when production and spending see a negative trend because people either don't have money to buy things with or believe everything's fucked.

 

[Just A Butt]

no one who studied economics?

go to a library, nerd

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

hair recedes
tits inflate

Just how I like my women

 

[Skitarii]

Recession is the declining phase on the traditional boom-bust model, essentially when trade and industry are reduced

Inflation is when currency becomes devalued proportional to the global price of goods and services; the opposite of this would be a liquidity crisis. You do not need a fiat currency to experience inflation; it is not when "printer go brrr". Inflation just requires the currency of a state or entity to lose value in some way. The pre-fiat currencies of the medieval world experienced horrible inflation during wars and conflicts, when a large chunk of the state's treasury would be needed to raise large armies.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Recession is when you can't afford to buy shit.

Inflation is when you have a lot of money but still can't afford to buy shit.