Shitpost because I'm baked and today was boring.
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LET'S SNACK BEEZE" quotes of the night:
"My diabetes is under control, so." - Chantal as she tucks into candy and cracks a soda. The munchies, she alleges.
"I WILL have the ultimate Twitch party for you guys, don't worry." - Chantal, hamburger-eyed and never to remember saying this.
"I don't always like eating candy, but sometimes I like eating candies, y'know?" - Chantal who steals her housemates candy regularly.
"I hate ASMR, sorry guys!" - Chantal who eats chips the way she does. You know what the fuck I mean.
NO CHIP!
"I seem sad?"
4 second pause
"I dunno what's wrong."
Ultimately, we learn that 'a lot of stressful shit' was the cause of this depression. Y'know?
"I'm stressed the fuck out. So I'm stress eating...junk food......I'm kidding. I just pretty much have the munchies." -Chantal who has been eating candy for 30 minutes straight. Munchies indeed!
Reasons for moving to Quebec, according to Chantal:
- Diverty ("there's a HUGE diversity of: food, culture")
- Mindset
- There's a gay village
- Rent is cheaper
- There's a lot more studios that are pretty big
- Y'know, so?
- I've just been liking Montreal
- A lot of men I'm interested in live there too.
"I'm not gonna leave him high and dry" - Chantal on her housemate Peetz, who she's about to rehome.
"I swear this has nothing to do with him at all" -Chantal on whether her move to Montreal has anything to do with Nader. She's never talking about him again!!1
"Montreal is actually closer to my mom...and that way... *quiet gasp* Fluffer nutter... Oh my God...!"
"I just have a lot going on, y'know?" - Busy Gorl
That's as far as I made it.