Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[prolapsed_cranium]

Lucas, did you try doing a ratio on the warrant?

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I know that Lucas was swatted and shit but, why move away?
A lot of people have been swatted before, and they have never gone to a point of moving out. I feel that he's trying to run away from something. Perhaps.

 

[TyrasGuard]

ATTENTION: Vital information from the thread for the News anchor!

Spoiler: Classified info.

Don't forget to contact @Keffals on Discord/Twitter for your daily dose of HRT! Minors get groomed for free!

Make extra sure to show this to Lucas

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Spoiler: Message to Keffals Fans

We don't support the swatting nor are we a secret cabal trying to kill Keffals. As for the swatter, as much as we would love to know who did the swatting so we could laugh at them, the only people who know their identity are the police and maybe Keffals. Maybe you should ask them.

Eh, they all have no idea whether anyone here did or not, and I don't think they care.
These people will say whatever they have to in order to get at people they don't like, and the only limit on what they'll claim is what they can get the public to believe. It's obviously tempting to try to defend one's self in these situations, but unfortunately all that does most times is communicate that you care what they think, which soulless bugmen like this see as nothing but a sign that they have leverage and should go in even harder.

And oxy. And weed.

From his behavior, I wonder (BIG GRAIN OF SALT) if he's a genuine sociopath who has dopamine to the brain problems and seeks out extremer forms of it as much as possible so his brain is finally stimulated? He hardly learns anything, he's more mimicking humans than being one, everything centers around him and his interest & pleasures, and he does things on impulse constantly, including being cruel to others.

That's been something that goes through my head a bit here, which is exactly what kind of chemical dependencies Lucas has to cope with his worthless, castrated existence.

He recently started smoking again, and when people abuse opiates they tend to crave nicotine to a far greater degree. He definitely has the temper and mood swings of a drug user.
I'm wondering how much of the gofundme money is going into drug dealers' pockets.

Addicts getting a bunch of money at one time is often a recipe for OD, so

 

[AMHOLIO]

Apparently, we are the worst kind of people with no regard to anyone and Keffals here is the victim.

I have no defense for KF. For every 9 interesting and fun posters we have we attract at least 1 gigantic dickhead trying to use the farms for attention or vengeance. It's inevitable on a site that collects information on people. However, saying you're a redditor is also tainted by horrid misdeeds if you take into account how many people's lives have been influenced by someone posting a problem then reddit brigading them or the person causing the problem, as well as Aimee "delete everything mentioning my dad being arrested for kidnapping and raping a teen girl" Chandlor's moderation spree.

Call us spawn of satan, but think about whether you should throw that stone first.


Edit: I should add that I'm not going to defend the farms because the farms speak for themselves. If you read a post that says "Hey guys, I'm going to troll them IRL by sending them pizzas and my toenail clippings" and cannot fucking see the 20 people calling said person an utter moron and the mods telling them off then I can't fucking help you. Turns out reading the farms tells you what people here are like. And if you're too worried to read unacceptable thoughts on the internet, maybe your convictions aren't as strong as you hoped for and you might have to start questioning what others tell you more.

 

[Violence King]

Weird how they all fail to note that KEFFALS endorsed swatting in the past against their ENEMIES.

This is the exact same treatment / media coverage the "victims" of Gamergate received in 2014 making me think there were fake and gay elements to both events.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

@The Line Has your source provided any evidence yet of her claims yet? Keffals gradually coercing someone into rough BDSM sex and then accusing them of rape is believable, especially when what Keffals was really interested in was a website to groom trans youths into doping on chemicals. But even a few pieces of hard evidence would be a great help.

 

[Little oak tree]

That 50+ grand could've gone to anything else in the world to help people who really need it, but instead it's going into the pockets of a narcissistic leaf who's value to society is arguably that of a human vegetable. I only really thought about it after stumbling across a fundraiser to help people in Cuba affected by disaster with around the same donation goal. The people in keffals' audience could even still virtue signal since it's Cuba.

Bro, just search for the new cancelled batgirl movie this is nothing
As for Keffals, it does piss me off to see all that money going there but that's the nature of the game i suppose.

 

[Violence King]

Eh, they all have no idea whether anyone here did or not, and I don't think they care.
These people will say whatever they have to in order to get at people they don't like, and the only limit on what they'll claim is what they can get the public to believe. It's obviously tempting to try to defend one's self in these situations, but unfortunately all that does most times is communicate that you care what they think, which soulless bugmen like this see as nothing but a sign that they have leverage and should go in even harder.


That's been something that goes through my head a bit here, which is exactly what kind of chemical dependencies Lucas has to cope with his worthless, castrated existence.

He recently started smoking again, and when people abuse opiates they tend to crave nicotine to a far greater degree. He definitely has the temper and mood swings of a drug user.
I'm wondering how much of the gofundme money is going into drug dealers' pockets.

Addicts getting a bunch of money at one time is often a recipe for OD, so

well already we know Lucas abuses prescription opioids, amphetamines like adderral (and probably its more "streetwise" cousins when addies aren't available, xanax, psychedelic amphetamines like mda / mdma / mmda
that money is going to go fast

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

So how long before we start to see other e-celebrity "I got swatted" fundraisers pop up?

 

[TrueParagon]

Keffals is proving to be well trained in the grift. The fundraisers to just milk to libtards.

 

[The Line]

@The Line Has your source provided any evidence yet of her claims yet? Keffals gradually coercing someone into rough BDSM sex and then accusing them of rape is believable, especially when what Keffals was really interested in was a website to groom trans youths into doping on chemicals. But even a few pieces of hard evidence would be a great help.

I haven't heard anything after I sent them a message a few hours ago. I linked their reddit in my original post if you or anyone want to attempt talking to them. It's right there, I'm not some sort of special informant, I just reached out to them on a burner account.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Let's see what The Quarter Pounder has to rant about Keffals.

 

[Violence King]

Keffals is proving to be well trained in the grift. The fundraisers to just milk to libtards.

every dollar wasted is a dollar they cannot weaponize against you - and giving money to this retarded troon is def wasting it

 

[cerulean hydra]

so did I call it with the "People calling me a groomer are transphobic because the police searched my stuff and didn't find anything!" bit or what?

Played like a goddamn fiddle.

 

[Neko GF]

Weird how they all fail to note that KEFFALS endorsed swatting in the past against their ENEMIES.

Lucas' fans and other TRAs will never hold him accountable. I would go against the narrative Lucas is a good boy who dindu nothing and that people have completely valid reasons to hate him.

 

[CallMeKiwi]

Even if this was a nothingburger, is he still going to go through with his plans to move and sue the city/police? If not, I'd expect some people to start requesting refunds soon, which will probably get Lucas going on his next Twitter tirade.

So how long before we start to see other e-celebrity "I got swatted" fundraisers pop up?

I wouldn't be surprised if we see that, and it would end up being just another reason why you shouldn't swat people. On top of everything else, if you know that swatting someone you don't like is only going to benefit them in the long run by making thousands of dollars in pity bucks, why would you do it? On the other hand, this might lead to a problem where people fake being swatted or try to swat themselves for some easy cash (for all I know, this might already happen, but it'll probably be more frequent from now on).

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

(A) (Edit: archive broke, not sure why)
Link the original article faggot. (Or an archive)

Boo hoo

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Oh he got his porn stash back

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Ok, NOW you can be sure he's walking without anything happening to him. If they actually raid you with intent to go after you for anything, you don't get your hardware back for years, and it's always in pieces due to them ripping the drives out and just leaving them out afterwards.

To be clear, they probably didn't even have time to look at his shit. It's been what, 5 days?

The Tranny Shield is real.

 

[HatredOfScissors]

Doing a physiognomy check on pre-trans keffals and his brother, the obsession with money, the weird fetishes and sexual depravity...

are we 100% sure of his ancestry?