Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Keffals: "You've done a lot of good activism"
Interviewer: "And you've done a lot of good ratios!"
(both laugh)
(solid five seconds of silence)

 

[Nazrin]

My guess is the 75K+ will go to cosmetic/plastic surgery

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Everyone's clear on the plan we discussed on our sooper sekret darkweb forum right?
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Everything is proceeding as we have foreseen…

 

[DeathandBodyworks]

This isn't the first time shekkels has crowdfunded.
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He’s 28 already looking like a damn grandma, Jesus Christ.

 

[Piratepuddingcake]

Wow cock waffles. Hard drives and phones totally ratio'd. Coming back hard with the grift-o seat-o cuz.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

Everything is proceeding as we have foreseen…

Execute order 66

 

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GoFundMe auto raises the goal once it is reached.

Lucas said on stream that he's manually raising it whenever the old goal is reached, and that he plans to keep raising it until people stop donating.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Jesus Keffals, every youtuber of any note is getting swatted right now. You are not unique by a long shot.

 

[Q_Anon1001]

Execute order 66

If keffals ever executes an order 66 you know he's going for the younglins first to destroy the evidence

 

[Nate Higgers]

how desperate would you have to be?

This. This if the face of someone who has to be subjected to Keffals for the first time in their life. Bless you for leaving it in

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Who wore it better?

 

[Point 707]

$20,000? What does he need $50,000 for? I can't believe people are stupid enough to donate $75,000 to this grifter.

 

[stalkerchild]

You honestly expected anything different? After Yaniv's bullshit? After the truckers?
Canada's legal system is entirely slanted based on political ideology.
Anything short of murder is hand waived away, unless police action could benefit the cops or the politicians in some manner.

Expected no but god damn, its getting disheartening. Fuck the swatters and fuck all that bullshit but:

 

[themasterlurker]

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Why don't they just visit? Everything is publicly available without an account. Will it damage them or their reputation that much to merely look?

They think that even knowing it exists means you're a whatever boogeyman they come up with, they even say that even if the information is accurate and good, it shouldn't be used because everyone using the site is XYZ and the owner is XYZ

 

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Lucas claims to have stayed up for thirty hours preparing his response.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Between Wings getting perma banned on Twitch to Keffals being glorified on News TV, it really does kind of suck that the funniest things always happen when I’m logged off for too long or when I‘m asleep.

 

[Awel an Ankoù]

If keffals ever executes an order 66 you know he's going for the younglins first to destroy the evidence

I discord purged them like animals

 

[Winter]

My guess is the 75K+ will go to cosmetic/plastic surgery

There's a clip from my first Smug AGP Smirk upload from back on Apr. 10th, 2022 where Lucas talks about wanting to get more surgeries in the future.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

This isn't the first time shekkels has crowdfunded.
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Remember those vacations his family went on? This nigga needs no charity.

Lucas said on stream that he's manually raising it whenever the old goal is reached, and that he plans to keep raising it until people stop donating.

I am beyond optimistic here, but I really hope GoFundMe yanks the money from him for some technicality.

 

[ThatsMyDog]

Oh my god, bro
Such fake ass crocodile tears
Cmon keffals...

 

[Symalsa]

Thank you for the detailed update @Temperance XIV and you’re right, no one gets a warrant with their “swatting”. It’s possible that someone set Lucas up, but if you notice in the warrant all of the things they’re looking for are stated as things used in the “commission” [of a crime].

I won’t be able to go through the whole thread but I wonder if Lucas is allowed to have the gun. Or if they they threatened someone with it over the Intertubes.

And cops don’t get a warrant to raid someone because of emails one time. In the US they come out and tell you to knock it off. Escalation to search warrant/raid usually means there’s some thought out into it. They’re not responding to a 911 call and need to figure out what’s up, they already have a hunch.