DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Outside of going to seattle or the airport a handful of times and likely using a taxi or uber to get to those places, I get the feeling the radius of how far phil has actually traveled since he moved to Washington is insanely small. He probably leaves the 3 miles surrounding his condo less than 10 times per year.

There's literally no reason for him to have moved to the Seattle area, his lifestyle would be no different if he lived in the middle of nowhere in Nebraska or Oklahoma instead, as long as there was a grocery store and strip mall close by it would be the same exact thing to him.
Yeah, IIRC one of the reasons why Phil said he chose to move to the Seattle area is because, according to him, it's some sort of hotbed of technology and therefore has the best internets in the country (I'm paraphrasing, but he said something along those lines).
Like, he legit believes that his Business Class Internet package (TM) , which you can hear him swell with pride when mentioning, offers speeds light years beyond what he'd be able to get in any other area. Which certainly is not reality.
Living in the boondocks may have been a bad choice for him, just because of the fact that there's the potential for longer downtime in the event of internet or power outages (going a full day without internet would be a life-altering disaster for our dear Phil).
With that said, the other states Phil was considering moving to (Florida and Texas) would have been cheaper, better options for him.
 
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I dunno Dave, maybe you should care.
The problem is that Wings squeaks and whines and yells when his trolls kick him, Phil just goes on 30 min rants. (which admittedly is much less entertaining to most)

Also DSP has plot armor. Their usual methods won't work because Dave is a slippery slimy cockroach.
 
Yeah, IIRC one of the reasons why Phil said he chose to move to the Seattle area is because, according to him, it's some sort of hotbed of technology and therefore has the best internets in the country (I'm paraphrasing, but he said something along those lines).
Like, he legit believes that his Business Class Internet package (TM) , which you can hear him swell with pride when mentioning, offers speeds light years beyond what he'd be able to get in any other area. Which certainly is not reality.
Living in the boondocks may have been a bad choice for him, just because of the fact that there's the potential for longer downtime in the event of internet or power outages (going a full day without internet would be a life-altering disaster for our dear Phil).
With that said, the other states Phil was considering moving to (Florida and Texas) would have been cheaper, better options for him.
Midwest would have been the cheapest. Put him in some nowhere town in the middle of Kansas or Nebraska. It's not like he gives a shit about the scenery or the people anyways.
 
The problem is that Wings squeaks and whines and yells when his trolls kick him, Phil just goes on 30 min rants. (which admittedly is much less entertaining to most)

Also DSP has plot armor. Their usual methods won't work because Dave is a slippery slimy cockroach.
Thats because Dave's detractors just don't put much effort to mess with him, we just want to point and laugh, with the occasional looking up dirt. Other than that detractor's from Wing's community seem to be more proactive in doing stuff which might trigger Dave where he can't just do rants about lies. These Wing's detractors will make Dave squirm if they do anything beyond pointing at the shit and go head first into it. Well, that is my experience seeing Wing detractors screw with him.
 
Thats because Dave's detractors just don't put much effort to mess with him, we just want to point and laugh, with the occasional looking up dirt. Other than that detractor's from Wing's community seem to be more proactive in doing stuff which might trigger Dave where he can't just do rants about lies. These Wing's detractors will make Dave squirm if they do anything beyond pointing at the shit and go head first into it. Well, that is my experience seeing Wing detractors screw with him.
I'm only a "casual" Wings 'tractor community follower, but that seems to be in line with what I've seen/heard.
What I've noticed is that in almost every single Wings 'tractor video I've seen, the top comments are always something along the lines of "yeah this is cool or whatever, but DSP deserves this level of trolling more".
I feel like most of us here enjoy seeing Phil squirm and suffer, and don't want to see his story come to an abrupt end.
I think if the Wings community gets involved here, someone's just going to utilize the easily abusable copyright claim system, and things are potentially going to reach the endgame fairly quickly.
 
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FYI - I guarantee that all 13 tips were from maximum 4 people, more likely 2-3 people. Also if that Wings faggot didn't troll Super Chat this would have been DSP's lowest Super Chatted night on record.
 
I also think that’s why he’s been saying words with a hard T sound in them weirdly. Like “Kit-TEE” and “curt-TAIN”. He thinks it makes him sound well-read and intelligent.
I've noticed this too but rather than going with this simple explanation it made my mentally ill conspiratorial detractor brain go into speculation mode. Him overenunciating the T honestly sounds like something that a speech therapist would tell someone to do, especially since Phail used to drop a lot of Ts in many words. For example Twitter, he used to pronounce it as Twee-uhr now it's Twit-TUR, important used to be im-por-ehn not it's im-PORT-ANT, curtain used to be cur-ehn now it's cur-TAIN. I haven't heard him say pertinent with the overenunciation but the last time I heard him say the word it was per-ee-nehn.

Do I think Phail goes to a speech therapist? No lol. He leads a busy robust mature adult lifestyle so he has to run around everywhere doing errands and paying bills. What I suspect happened is that Khet made fun or found him dropping the Ts in certain words annoying, he googled how to fix it and found some WikiHow-tier article about overenunciating the T.
 
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I hope they give Phil a fair go.
Would be a banger if the fat git actually got fucked with, since he likes to lie about it so bloody often.

They know what places he fancies on his days off, who his neighbours are, his personal information, they have his racist past, scams, his daily bloody routine, mate they have acces to so bloody much. Imagine they fuck with his PSN, or god forbid, WWE. Fuck me.

Make it happen lads. Godspeed.
 
I hope they give Phil a fair go.
Would be a banger if the fat git actually got fucked with, since he likes to lie about it so bloody often.

They know what places he fancies on his days off, who his neighbours are, his personal information, they have his racist past, scams, his daily bloody routine, mate they have acces to so bloody much. Imagine they fuck with his PSN, or god forbid, WWE. Fuck me.

Make it happen lads. Godspeed.
If they fuck with him I personally want to see his paypal transactions. Just to see if there is more then just "public tips" or if he really transfers his money immediately., The bank leaks were great but I feel that Papyal might be even better.
And his racist past. I don't know about you but he hasn't changed. Remember "Hey there is a black girl watch out!"? That was last year. He said in the past he makes fun of everyone and that his jokes don't hurt anyone (yes he really said that) I am not sure if Phil has the concept of comedy down
 
I'm only a "casual" Wings 'tractor community follower, but that seems to be in line with what I've seen/heard.
What I've noticed is that in almost every single Wings 'tractor video I've seen, the top comments are always something along the lines of "yeah this is cool or whatever, but DSP deserves this level of trolling more".
I feel like most of us here enjoy seeing Phil squirm and suffer, and don't want to see his story come to an abrupt end.
I think if the Wings community gets involved here, someone's just going to utilize the easily abusable copyright claim system, and things are potentially going to reach the endgame fairly quickly.
I view Phil's internet presence like a dumpster fire in the middle of the street.

I am going to look at it, see what happens, but am I going to go out of my way to do something about that fire? No.

If someone really wants to put effort into messing with Phil, Ill gladly be a spectator.
 
someone's just going to utilize the easily abusable copyright claim system, and things are potentially going to reach the endgame fairly quickly
I fail to see the issue here mate.
You're daft if you think Phil will ever stop streaming. He will simply switch platforms.

Also mind you, Phil was fine with his detractors getting false DMCA strikes, so why should he not taste his own medicine?

Also cocker, Phil constantly wishes and celebrates bad things happening to people. It really does my head in that people think he is owed some special treatment. This is how the teflon meme started, and it's bloody cancer.
 
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I fail to see the issue here mate.
You're daft if you think Phil will ever stop streaming. He will simply switch platforms.

Also mind you, Phil was fine with his detractors getting false DMCA strikes, so why should he not taste his own medicine?

Also cocker, Phil constantly wishes and celebrates bad things happening to people. It really does my head in that people think he is owed some special treatment. This is how the teflon meme started, and it's bloody cancer.
My personal dream scenario is Phil being forced to do collab streams with the Gunt on cozytv.
 
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