What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Tago Mago]

The usual stuff... Elites being pedos in some freakish cult, outrage culture being manufactured by TPTB to keep people divided, Dead Internet theory, retarded conspiracies being distractions to make anyone who questions the narrative look bad.

To add my two cents: Spiritual stuff is real, but religions and powerful groups don't want humans to become too enlightened so they dictate the "spiritual narrative" and intentionally water it down as much as possible.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

It's actually a second order distraction, if you want to be serious for a moment. There's an honest to goodness movement of people out there simply recording their observations and asking questions. It's a surprisingly genuine affair..

..but then there is an absolute dung heap of misdirection and malicious intent piled on top of it. A surprisingly well-funded and large bullshitter network of which their only intent seems to be to make the first group look as insane and stupid as possible. Dare I call it a conspiracy, even.

But that's exactly what I'm doing. I've found evidence that I cannot find sound answers for as presented by the official narrative.

When your go-to answer is that what would have to be a vast conspiracy of scientists are maliciously lying for unknown purposes, you don't get to call anyone else a bullshitter. Seriously, what do all of the astrophysicists and engineers and mathematicians and geoscientists get out of trying to delude the world? In before you say they're all doing it to siphon money. I don't see how you account for the amateurs who get exactly nothing out of performing the same calculations and making the same observations and still come to the same conclusions. It doesn't take a vast conspiracy to make flat-earthers look like credulous morons, they manage to do that all on their own. There's ample proof of that in this very thread.

 

[Fek]

To add my two cents: Spiritual stuff is real, but religions and powerful groups don't want humans to become too enlightened so they dictate the "spiritual narrative" and intentionally water it down as much as possible.

I think you are exactly right. To the point and to offer some humor:

 

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[byuu]

When your go-to answer is that what would have to be a vast conspiracy of scientists are maliciously lying for unknown purposes, you don't get to call anyone else a bullshitter.

How is that different from the COVID conspiracies?

 

[teriyakiburns]

How is that different from the COVID conspiracies?

It doesn't require that many people to be in the know. Same as climate catastrophism, where most scientists who say it's real are just repeating what they've been told by authoritative sources, because it doesn't directly impact their work, or because they need to maintain standing in order to continue.

Flat earth theories require vast organisations, dedicated to preventing people from measuring the horizon or going to the "ice wall" in antarctica, as well as complicity in the development of navigation software down to the code monkey level. It requires every airline pilot to be in on it, the captain of every ship, and everyone involved in launching rockets. Every TV and radio broadcast engineer would need to be in on it as well, because accounting for the earth's curvature is necessary when you're transmitting long distance. Likewise, every civil engineer involved in any project longer than a kilometre, for similar reasons. It's on a whole different scale. Anyone who can do basic geometry would be able to see the flaws.

 

[General Disarray]

I just wanna know why Antarctica is off limits to us plebes.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

How is that different from the COVID conspiracies?

Because virology and epidemiology at a high level is still a small, tightly-knit community, and astronomy and the associated other disciplines are a huge, sprawling, and very loosely connected community from dozens and dozens of countries and hundreds of colleges, universities, and research facilities? Because experiments and observations proving the shape of the earth are easily reproducible, many just using nothing more than a piece of paper and a calculator, while virology experimentation can generally only be done using very expensive and rare equipment unavailable to the general population?

 

[TurdFondler]

Okay faggots, I've heard the TRUTH from a flat earther so I'm going to lay it on you and stop this debate.

The earth is actually much, MUCH larger than we know. The maps we know only show 1% or so of the earth's actual size. If you look at the moon with a good optical telescope on a clear night you can actually see the reflection of the much larger flat earth. Because the moon is plasma ball beyond the firmament. A kid in the 60s got a picture proving it, but he disappeared under mysterious circumstances.

There have been 2 mud floods in earth's history, the first during biblical times and the second during the 1800s. In the 50s the nuclear testing in the pacific was actually the reptilian elites trying to pierce the firmament and induce a third flood.

Which brings me to the next point, all math we know is wrong, all science is faked and we are controlled by lizard people that live in Antarctica which is actually the entrance to the Earth Below which is illuminated by a black sun.

Elon Musk made all his money with the Boring Company helping the reptilians bore through the earth to attempt an invasion in the Earth Below. In return, they gave him the technology to pierce the firmament, that's why his rocket appears to slow down as it leaves earth, it's traveling through water.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I just wanna know why Antarctica is off limits to us plebes.

It's not. You can get on a boat and sail down there whenever you want.

 

[Spud]

It's not. You can get on a boat and sail down there whenever you want.

What about a return trip?

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

But that's exactly what I'm doing. I've found evidence that I cannot find sound answers for as presented by the official narrative. You may think whatever you wish of me, but I would much rather read your thoughts on the topic without the hubris.

I'd really like to see this evidence...

How is that different from the COVID conspiracies?

It's different in the fact that you can check it out yourself and do some very simple tests.

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm not googling it but iirc there are/were some international treaties to prevent militarization of Antarctica and keep it essentially neutral. I personally believe that the blurred out portions are just US military installations, probably early warning radar from the Cold War or something. The truth is going to be hella boring.

 

[byuu]

It's different in the fact that you can check it out yourself and do some very simple tests.

Okay, tell me a simple test I can do myself that 100% confirms that the Earth isn't flat.

 

[glass_houses]

Okay, tell me a simple test I can do myself that 100% confirms that the Earth isn't flat.

Take a boat onto the ocean and start sailing. Let me know if you fall off the edge.

 

[TurdFondler]

Okay, tell me a simple test I can do myself that 100% confirms that the Earth isn't flat.

Explain why map makers bothered with the garbage mercator projection instead of a simple 1:1 flat drawing?

Explain time zones, hemispheric weather patterns, shortened daylight patterns, the jet stream and magnetic poles without the use of a spherical earth model.

On a flat earth where do the wind and ocean currents go?

Thought experiments are still experiments.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Explain why map makers bothered with the garbage mercator projection instead of a simple 1:1 flat drawing?

Explain time zones, hemispheric weather patterns, shortened daylight patterns, the jet stream and magnetic poles without the use of a spherical earth model.

On a flat earth where do the wind and ocean currents go?

Thought experiments are still experiments.

Nigga go outside and touch some grass your brain is borked

 

[byuu]

Take a boat onto the ocean and start sailing. Let me know if you fall off the edge.

Look at how globeists immediately respond with death threats the moment you start questioning the mainstream narrative.

Thought experiments are still experiments.

They'd be based on information provided to you by the same elites that try to perpetuate the globe lie and therefore meaningless.
Do you think the (((weather channel))) isn't in on the lie?

 

[TurdFondler]

I am going to construct a powerful optical telescope and climb the highest elevation locally and see if I can debunk the horizon. If I disappear it's because I got too close to the truth.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

flat-earth and globalists are both wrong, earth is laid out in a circle. I propose to prove this by buying a hot-air balloon and floating up till I hit Australia. Also, if you a dig down too deep, you fall out of the circle.