Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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TheSockiestSock said:
Look I know the approved way to own troons is to mention they will always be biologically male or female. I just don’t like that correlates me to the male troons is all. I’d rather they get denoted as some separate group of shemales or wannabes or whatever.
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Why would calling a troon a man affect you in any way unless you are unsure about your own gender.

Which would also make you just as bad as these troons.
 
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HAPPY 800 PAGES FOR THE POSSIBLE TOP LOLCOW CONTENDER OF THE YEAR
THE TROONBRE BLANCA HIMSELF
LUCAS "KEFFALS" ROBERTS!

Finally, I didn't miss a page milestone on this thread!
 
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TheIsraeliQuestion said:
I've been seeing a lot of claims that they're a pedophile. Besides the weird DIY HRT shit is there any conclusive evidence that they are indeed preying on children?
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Selling HRT and cat collars to minors is sus enough, but I don't think there would necessarily be enough evidence to prove his guilt in a court of law beyond a reasonable doubt. On an unrelated note, here's a study detailing the typologies of child sex offenders. To summarize, there are fixated and regressive offenders mainly. Of note, fixated offenders tend establish interpersonal relationships with mostly children (like having discord servers full of little kids larping to be catboys), whom they attempt to later sexually assault. Holmes and Holmes, 2008 describes fixated offenders as having poor social skills, being oddly fascinated/involved in little kids' sexualities, being emotionally and psychosexually immature, and grooming their victims for an extended period of time prior to assaulting said victims. They also tend to target young males with no familial relation to them. Luckily, this doesn't describe our friend Lucas, whatsoever, so I think we can clear him of any suspicion of uncouth behavior.
 
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TheSockiestSock said:
Look I know the approved way to own troons is to mention they will always be biologically male or female. I just don’t like that correlates me to the male troons is all. I’d rather they get denoted as some separate group of shemales or wannabes or whatever.
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Keffal's is a terminally online mutilated degenerate. As long as you don't check any of those boxes you're fine. Stop worrying about pointless shit and laugh nigger.
 
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Inside your walls said:
Honestly, seeing that news report of him made me realize what irks me the most about him (aside from him being a vile misogynistic coomer autogynephile, which is just the modern troon)

It's this "have a cake and eat it" attitude, where he wants to be this "uwu sweet poor innocent wholesome trans woman who FOR NO REASON have people going for their throats" , at least when it media reports on him,but he also wantsto be an absolute smug, AGP, shithead that censors people and makes rape jokes about moms with no conquences at the same time. This kind of entitlement is very vile to me.
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What sticks out to me is how they continue to challenge the trolls and haters repeatedly, and then act surprised when those very people try harder to fuck with them. Granted, calling in the police should have never happened, though everything preceding this incident I can only chalk up to, “Well what were you expecting?”
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Atomkrieg said:
Who is this Dylan Burns? Why the rationing?
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https://kiwifarms.net/threads/community-driven-happenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-11950466
Some bloke who runs a debate show Keffals never showed up to. After being called out, Keffals claimed that Dylan was trying to bring on Stardust as a “surprise guest” (even though she was apparently a last minute replacement) in order to fuck with Keffals, since Flamenco is friends or associates with Star. The drama’s dumb, but goes to show how Keffals constantly picks fights and never admits any kind of fault.
 
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Sorry if this has been posted here before, I did several searches here and in the Destiny thread and couldn't find anything, so I'll assume this is new information (feel free to clock me if it isn't). As I mentioned in my previous post, Demon Momma just did a Livestream about Keffals' home raid, that Emily has likely unlisted at Keffals' request. In this Livestream, Emily shows a "Members Only" video on Keffals' Youtube channel, in which Keffals apparently argued that there is a connection between Destiny and KiwiFarms, claiming that Destiny is supposedly the KF user @JonTron who has been posting in the Destiny thread. Emily then gives out the direct link to the "Members Only" video in his chat window, so that his fans "The Imps" can go and watch the Keffals video about Destiny being a KFer:

This is the Members Only video where Keffals claims that Destiny is JonTron on KF, it is titled "Destiny kiwifarms connection" (correction: Keffals doesn't claim that Destiny is @Jontronsnow, I got confused from the banner to Destiny's KF account which said "JonTron" and mistakenly thought it was that other KF account) :

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And here is the part where Emily gives out the link so his fans "the Imps" can go and watch the full video where Keffals exposes Destiny as a KFer:

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Emily claims that the fact that Keffals was raided "less than a month" after this video linking Destiny to KF is supposedly proof that Destiny was to blame for the raid, and that there is supposedly some kind of secret conspiracy between Destiny's audience and KF to help one another take down their common enemy Keffals.
 
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Is there anyone who could beat Lucas out in the 2022 Lolcow of the Year awards? Ethan Ralph stole the show running during the early months of the year, but Keffals might just be the only cow I've seen to amass 800 pages in a year, beating out Byuu's 700~ pages in a year after his fake suicidebaiting episode.

Lucas has consistently found more and more new ways to fuck himself over in some new attempt to gain clout and attention for his stagnant streaming "career", and it gets funnier every time. At this point, Chris activating an actual dimensional merge in court and/or shitting himself while screaming about jerkops live on camera wouldn't even match half of how Lucas has made an ass out of himself this year.
 
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