Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Drunk and Pour]

#FREEBAM is on suicide watch after this post:
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Surely this will shut all the internet detectives up who swear they know better than Bam’s parents, right?

One thing that is heart braking to me, is that Phil and Ape seem like decent people. But they have the Ned Flanders Beatnik parents philosophy, "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas".

I remember Bam running in and punching Phil while he was asleep. My dad would throw me through the wall if I tried that shit.

I don't know. Bam's reaction to Ryan Dunn's death fucked him up. If his mom dies before him, all the shit he put her trough will catch up to him.

I don't see a happy ending here.

 

[Bob_]

One thing that is heart braking to me, is that Phil and Ape seem like decent people. But they have the Ned Flanders Beatnik parents philosophy, "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas".

I remember Bam running in and punching Phil while he was asleep. My dad would throw me through the wall if I tried that shit.

I don't know. Bam's reaction to Ryan Dunn's death fucked him up. If his mom dies before him, all the shit he put her trough will catch up to him.

I don't see a happy ending here.

He had substance abuse issues before Dunn died. Dunn's death was used as the excuse for a never ending bender.

 

[CowPox]

His son at the very least had fetal alcohol syndrome and nobody talks enough about how as that kid gets older he looks nothing like Bam.

Funny story; they had to make a new heartagram because Bam doesn’t own it and the usage rights to the logo were only extended to Element Skateboards, which Bam is not welcome at any more and Johnny left years ago as CEO. So because of that you know have this:
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An incredibly ironic heartagram ripoff that highlights the family he abandoned

And Duffel isn’t a cow, he’s a clueless, sheltered, naive, straight edge kid from Walnut Creek, CA.

If you know anything about Walnut Creek it explains the Stevie Williams fiasco a lot. Walnut Creek is home to the Karen’s that vote blue and call black people the n word when they find them in their neighborhood. Walnut Creek also has some of the most segregated areas of all of the Bay Area

I just find Duffel very funny, i recall one live stream where he was just bouncing off the walls holding his camera in a almost first person perspective showing all his meticulously organized skateboard and music hoard and right in the midst of it all he stops at his bathroom sink and pisses in it like its no big deal then just goes back to showing his vinyl albums.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Rate me whatever but I couldn't give two shits about Ryan Dunn. He deserved it. A drunk driver managing to only kill himself is actually the best possible outcome of getting behind the wheel soused. Drunk drivers are third only to pedos and rapists in the Shit Human Being hierarchy. (Insider trading comes next, followed by murder).

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

A drunk driver managing to only kill himself is actually the best possible outcome of getting behind the wheel soused.

There was someone else in the car when he was driving that also died

 

[Dr. Butt]

There was someone else in the car when he was driving that also died

Was that man drunk too, or just high?

 

[Jack Awful]

Is it even possible to reason with mentally ill freaks fixated on celebrities.

It will just be dismissed with some lunatic conspiracy theory by that freaky fat tranny et all.

Edit, the family only seems to post old pics of Bam before he became a bloated piece of shit. It's sad really, they must be even more disappointed in what he has become then we are.

Celebrities are shown everywhere and their image is deliberately curated to be more appealing than the average person's.
Mentally ill people latch on and assume the manufactured image put out is legitimate and that they know what the celebrity is really like when they don't.

 

[Xenomorph]

Was that man drunk too, or just high?

they were both fucked off their tits

 

[Teknorat]

New poll

HOW DOES BAM KICK THE BUCKET?

Overdose
D.U.I and crashes ( aka DUNN GOOFED )
Fan gets mad and does something
Natural causes ( heart attack/stroke even if was influenced by drugs )
Police standoff that he commits copicide.

Heart attack in 3 years after he mistakes the cock he’s about to suck for heroin for a snake.

 

[Probably An Autist]

There was someone else in the car when he was driving that also died

IMO if you're retard enough to get in a car with someone absolutely shitfaced and let them drive, you also deserve to be wrapped around a tree.

 

[Digger]

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[D_Tractor]

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"Bam Margera Spent An Entire Year In Rehab"
Selfish fucker. Probably at least 5 people fatally overdosed because this fag treated rehab like a resort in Cancun for a full year and nobody less famous than him could get clean. He most likely directly caused the deaths of several people.

 

[Rogowski]

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Interesting.

We’ll know immediately if he’s humbled himself at all, if he’s doing this to clear the air and shit on the free bam retards for being clout chasing retards and start to admit his mistakes then I’d say this is a good sign but if he comes out swinging at everyone around him without taking any responsibility for his actions then it’s going to be an entertaining shitshow.

I’m ignoring logic and cautiously leaning towards this being a good thing because after everything that’s happened I doubt Steve-O would let Bam use him to stir up his bullshit.

If Steve-O has any sense left he’s been in contact with Bam since the radio silence began and he’s bringing him on his podcast so he clear up any confusion and - most importantly - he isn’t in a state that will embarrass himself or the people who love him.

Steve-O has no obligation to Bam at all after the fallout from being fired and although he’s a media whore I think it would cause more harm than good to bring the spoiled brat version of Bam out to play for views, it would come off very exploitative. My educated guess is we’ll see something closer to the Epicly Later’d version of Bam this time, because even if he isn’t 100% sober this is a narrative piece that he has a lot of control over not just because it’s one of his best friends’ podcasts but also because Bam is under a strict guardianship that leaves a lot of his decision making out of his control. If Bam had his way he would be on social media every day embarrassing himself and he’d be doing a podcast a week so he can discuss his latest scapegoat in exchange for cash under the table. Instead, someone smarter than him is making these choices on what he can and can’t do and there’s a lot of people who wouldn’t want the interview released at all if it went horribly.

Either that or I’m a retarded faggot talking out of my ass and Bam is going to embarrass himself tomorrow once again.

 

[DrDecaf]

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Steve-O is such a good dude. Bam is a fucking mess but I have a feeling that the whole firing from Jackass Forever was due to Knoxville's and producers greed since they ended up being forced to pay Bam behind the scenes. Plus they refused to negotiate with Steve-O because he wanted more money. Bam is a fuck up but he might not be 100% wrong about unfair treatment...

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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One thing that is heart braking to me, is that Phil and Ape seem like decent people. But they have the Ned Flanders Beatnik parents philosophy, "we've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas".

I remember Bam running in and punching Phil while he was asleep. My dad would throw me through the wall if I tried that shit.

I don't know. Bam's reaction to Ryan Dunn's death fucked him up. If his mom dies before him, all the shit he put her trough will catch up to him.

I don't see a happy ending here.

Bro, how bad of a childhood did you have that Phil and April seem ok in any way?

The whole family tree needs a bleach enema.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Steve-O is such a good dude. Bam is a fucking mess but I have a feeling that the whole firing from Jackass Forever was due to Knoxville's and producers greed since they ended up being forced to pay Bam behind the scenes. Plus they refused to negotiate with Steve-O because he wanted more money. Bam is a fuck up but he might not be 100% wrong about unfair treatment...

Dude, I like Steve-O too but have you seen how little screen time he has? At the end of the day making a movie is a business and throwing money at people you like is not how you run a business.

I think that everyone was rooting for Bam. But as I said before, they are in the business of making money and having a drug addict/alcoholic as one of the linchpins is not a good plan. So they put in some conditions and he couldn’t stick to them because he’s a fucking addict.

He’s a spoiled kid who never had to grow up or be told ‘no’ and it has made him rich and famous. However the sun has set on him and those facts have made him an insufferable addict that blames everyone but himself.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Bam Margera Spent An Entire Year In Rehab"
Selfish fucker. Probably at least 5 people fatally overdosed because this fag treated rehab like a resort in Cancun for a full year and nobody less famous than him could get clean. He most likely directly caused the deaths of several people.

Seems disingenuous to say he spent the year there. If I recall correctly, he spent a year running out of and then being forcibly dragged back inside the rehab facility, without ever attempting to become sober.

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

Bam looks fuckin rough on Steve-O's show. Steve-O's chat is just spamming "Bam Vito" lol

 

[Rogowski]

So I haven’t watched it but from I’ve heard he mentions that he’s going to Disney world tomorrow with his son which means this is pretty outdated and was before his hillbilly adventure. He seems to still be passing on the blame for his problems on everyone else.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

So I haven’t watched it but from I’ve heard he mentions that he’s going to Disney world tomorrow with his son which means this is pretty outdated and was before his hillbilly adventure. He seems to still be passing on the blame for his problems on everyone else.

Steve-o says upfront that this interview was from a while ago. Bam still has a cast on his arm. Ngl, it's a lot less exciting with that in mind.