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Nightmare Friends said:
Love this vid lol. It really shows how dumpy and ugly Lucas actually is without the careful angles and lighting. Even with the most ideal lighting setup, you can still tell he's fat and ugly, but seeing it unfiltered in broad daylight is even more jarring.
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wtf is that physique? I don't think I could replicate that build in a video game character creator, how out of shape do you have to be to look like this?
cat merchant said:
He looks like Nathan Explosion in that shirt.
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don't ruin metalocalypse for me
 
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Lucas, are you sure you wanted to tweet this?
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Lucas, why is everything about you? Are you unable to not complain when someone else doesn’t get fucked over in a swatting?
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Keffals being the troon Eric Cartman. Actually made me bust a gut.

When the attention isn't revolving directly around their recent issues it MUST be pointed back to him lest he die of lack of attention. Is he just vanity searching "swatting" so he can find a way to try and draw attention back to him? Doesn't anyone know he's the only person to ever be swatted ever?
 
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Android raptor said:
Yeah the bathtub HRT for minors shit should be concerning even if you're woke-of-center, that shit just sounds straight up dangerous. If you want trans kids to be safe, do you really want some weirdo from the internet giving them what they claim is hormones cooked up in their bathtub? Or allowing them into discords with 18+ content?

I hope those caps are a sign even twitter woke/lefty types are putting the foot down on Keffals' antics.
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Yeah exactly,

I'd call myself pretty left, but jesus fucking christ. It's beyond me how anyone thinks that a dumbass coomer with no skills should be giving an untested, unresearched set of drugs to children.

Also, I'm naturally critical of any dumbass content creator having a discord server where simps circlejerk them, but when it's an audience of kids going through issues in that discord, it's even worse.

No content creator should have their egos stroked so much, and especially not an idiot who can't do anything other than lazily stare and incoherently cobble words together in a boring ass stream. Add the element of an obviously nsfw setting and a child audience, and everyone, regardless of political leaning, should be concerned about this
 
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Chuck said:
wtf is that physique? I don't think I could replicate that build in a video game character creator, how out of shape do you have to be to look like this?

don't ruin metalocalypse for me
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Lucas is actually a tiny misshapen homunculus inside of a poorly manufactured flesh-mech. Should have sprung for the premium model instead of cheaping out, Lucas.
 
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PoisonedBun said:
Not saying she's more deserving, but I find it pretty incredible that someone who got their feelings hurt by the police got 3x the amount of money in 2 days as Hollie Dance did in 3 months. Who is, for the record, someone whose child died suddenly via suicide.
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Hollie Dance is in the wrong grift. The "my child is actually, unironically dying/dead" routine is out the door. The "I'm Trans And Inconvenienced" grift is currently the top strat.
 
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13 pages in what, 7 hours? That is how much sleep I got. Holy fuck, keep up the
Nightmare Friends said:
Love this vid lol. It really shows how dumpy and ugly Lucas actually is without the careful angles and lighting. Even with the most ideal lighting setup, you can still tell he's fat and ugly, but seeing it unfiltered in broad daylight is even more jarring.
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he looks like a fat 72-year-old greek lady who is having gut issues of some sort, the face kinda pulls off the old lady look but the jawline and really high forehead give it away. Maybe he should tan in the sun a bit more like a lot of right-wingers say, make the skin age a bit and he will fit right into modern-day Athens! Also the fashion, literal normie shit that just makes him look even more fat. He has "mommy milkers" as one would say a fat woman has "hide tits", fucking weirdo.
 
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Need I remind everyone reading (even thread-lurking retards) that everyone including Lucas has exactly 0 proof that this "swatting" went down the way he said it did. Gun to the face and all. It's been proven an unbelievable amount of times that Lucas is a chronic and pathological liar who will say anything to aid his bottom line and further his self-interest. So tell me, why in the fuck should we believe his recounting of events and take him at his word? Until we get bodycam footage or anything of the sort, I'm calling bullshit on this sob story. Lucas is a cracker living in Canuckistan, you really think they're gonna be violent with his pasty, sack-of-potatos-looking-ass?

How the fuck are thousands of people falling for this shit and throwing money at him?
 
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Winter said:
Need I remind everyone reading (even thread-lurking retards) that everyone including Lucas has exactly 0 proof that this "swatting" went down the way he said it did. Gun to the face and all. It's been proven an unbelievable amount of times that Lucas is a chronic and pathological liar who will say anything to aid his bottom line and further his self-interest. So tell me, why in the fuck should we believe his recounting of events and take him at his word? Until we get bodycam footage or anything of the sort, I'm calling bullshit on this sob story. Lucas is a cracker living in Canuckistan, you really think they're gonna be violent with his pasty, sack-of-potatos-looking-ass?
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Well, we did see the video of those cops blasting down that poor kid's door with a shape charge, roundhouse kicking him out of his chair and tasing him while on the ground and in handcuffs before making him watch 17 hours of YWNBAW meme videos. I think it's safe to assume this was at least as bad as that if not worse given that Lucas lives in the fascist state of Canada.
 
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