Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[General Disarray]

I'm pretty sure this is a capsular contracture.
"Capsular Contracture is a tightening of the scar tissue that forms around the breast implant. The scar tissue is normal and is known as the 'capsule', and the tightening is referred as 'contracture'. This is also often known as 'hardening' of the breast due to breast implant surgery. Mild contractures can feel firm. More severe contractures can be painful and may distort the breast by pulling the breast implant up significantly."

I had one shortly after my surgery.

Spoiler: Moar about my shit chest whatevs

The doc had me come in his office and sedated me so he could "crack" the capsule; i.e. knead and massage that bitch like a hard-boiled egg. It worked, but this young General got picked up by a friend and we stopped at some high-class mall between ritzy Cook County and my shithole residence. Let's just say, good times lol.
Oh and also, mine are original Dow off-the-market silicone and I have yet to replace them (~30 years). Sucks, but what's nice to know is that the surgeon who worked on me is now a Shriner pediatric plastic surgeon. My surgery was also reconstructive in nature; I was advised to the surgeon by the head of surgery at what was Cook County Children's Memorial. the facility where I got my birth defect a la our cosplay cow Lori repaired at age fucking 9 using BREAK ALL THE BONES method. Because my organs literally could not grow anymore).

 

[Fapcop]

So close your eyes dear reader, and pretend that you’re a batshit insane female, who somehow talked yourself into “burying” your clitoris and getting a frankenwiener.

You can’t wait to masturbate with it, just like the men you’ve seen in weird anime.

But… It doesn’t really get hard! After all, it’s a piece of arm flesh sorta/kinda shaped to sorta kinda look like a penis.

Well, fortunately there’s a whole subreddit of other batshit crazy women, where you can talk about the “masturbation” techniques you’ve invented.






“Kinda flap and flail around!”

Boy, I bet vaginal sex totally isn’t embarrassing or weird!



Just “flops and squishes”. Kinda sounds like $50K totally wasted but wait! It’s very “gender affirming”!

Well, thank god! Here I thought she mutilated herself for no reason whatsoever!

Also: Obligatory bonus LOL for these lunatics to be so fragile that every follow up reply to them MUST include a “oh yeah, that’s totally valid King!”

Hi folks, don't forget to dilate today!

I’d love to, but there is a slight issue…



Ladies? Anyone else experienced this? Should I go to a gynecologist?!

 

[Vi0l3t]

So close your eyes dear reader, and pretend that you’re a batshit insane female, who somehow talked yourself into “burying” your clitoris and getting a frankenwiener.

You can’t wait to masturbate with it, just like the men you’ve seen in weird anime.

But… It doesn’t really get hard! After all, it’s a piece of arm flesh sorta/kinda shaped to sorta kinda look like a penis.

Well, fortunately there’s a whole subreddit of other batshit crazy women, where you can talk about the “masturbation” techniques you’ve invented.


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“Kinda flap and flail around!”

Boy, I bet vaginal sex totally isn’t embarrassing or weird!

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Just “flops and squishes”. Kinda sounds like $50K totally wasted but wait! It’s very “gender affirming”!

Well, thank god! Here I thought she mutilated herself for no reason whatsoever!

Also: Obligatory bonus LOL for these lunatics to be so fragile that every follow up reply to them MUST include a “oh yeah, that’s totally valid King!”



I’d love to, but there is a slight issue…

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Ladies? Anyone else experienced this? Should I go to a gynecologist?!

Just your period girly no worries!

 

[Alex Law]

Well, fortunately there’s a whole subreddit of other batshit crazy women, where you can talk about the “masturbation” techniques you’ve invented.

Spoiler

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“Kinda flap and flail around!”

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Just “flops and squishes”. Kinda sounds like $50K totally wasted but wait! It’s very “gender affirming”!

Well, thank god! Here I thought she mutilated herself for no reason whatsoever!

>i also assume that a lack of nerve hook up will also change the way a person may need to get off??



Yeah, fellas, tugging on a piece of flesh and skin harvested from their thigh and attached to their crotch is just the same as stroking a penis. And they can still orgasm and all this isn't a cope. Biggot.

Does not a single person in that thread have an erectile device? It seems like none of them have even tried using one (during masturbation). Suppose you are a man born without a cock, wouldn't you want all the bells and whistles and fancy erectile devices immediately? Okay, sure, very manly to tug on a soft penoid. Super understandable and valid.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

I decided to google penile- preserving laparoscopic peritoneal pull-through. Big mistake. Results look worse than axe wounds.

Spoiler: You've been warned, this is more like horror movie gore than surgery

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Meet the San-Fransisco-based butchers who made these:
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https://www.mozaiccare.net/

Too disturbing for a Cannibal Corpse album cover.

 

[Shmuel "Sam" Coinsniffer]

I thought Nullification referred to political crisis during Jackson's presidency, imagine my horror upon discovering it has another meaning. Yes, I'm a newb to this thread, I don't have the constitution. With a quick glance I didn't see this posted yet: https://www.reddit.com/r/nullo/top/?t=all

 

[Polycule Poirot]

What kills me about the responses on that "hey bro kings, how do you jack your manly dicks" post is that they're all about how the act of tugging/stroking looks like male masturbation. It's very important for them to assure themselves and their fellow Aiden that to an imaginary onlooker, the way they privately get off when alone superficially resembles a man doing it. The actual "how does it feel" question is a secondary concern.

Even when doing something completely for themselves, alone in a room with no audience, they can't conceive of not Performing Gender. It's such an incredibly sad mindset.

 

[Fapcop]

>i also assume that a lack of nerve hook up will also change the way a person may need to get off??



Yeah, fellas, tugging on a piece of flesh and skin harvested from their thigh and attached to their crotch is just the same as stroking a penis. And they can still orgasm and all this isn't a cope. Biggot.

Does not a single person in that thread have an erectile device? It seems like none of them have even tried using one (during masturbation). Suppose you are a man born without a cock, wouldn't you want all the bells and whistles and fancy erectile devices immediately? Okay, sure, very manly to tug on a soft penoid. Super understandable and valid.

These girls really are idiots.

(Kinda reminds me of the FTM who couldn’t understand why she still had hips after years of testosterone, but I digress…)

Just like the MTF speds, who think that their horsepiss pills will somehow give them hips and make their precum smell like vagina, these women really think they’re getting a penis in a SRS surgery.

And not you know, just a tube of flesh that acts and feels like a tube of flesh, and just happens to look roughly comparable with a penis if you don’t look close enough.

And of course all the post op FTMs that you’d expect to be decent human beings and try to correct these misunderstandings, just LARP along and cope with their “LOOK AT MAH DICK IN UNDERWEAR!!” posts.

What kills me about the responses on that "hey bro kings, how do you jack your manly dicks" post is that they're all about how the act of tugging/stroking looks like male masturbation. It's very important for them to assure themselves and their fellow Aiden that to an imaginary onlooker, the way they privately get off when alone superficially resembles a man doing it. The actual "how does it feel" question is a secondary concern.

Even when doing something completely for themselves, alone in a room with no audience, they can't conceive of not Performing Gender. It's such an incredibly sad mindset.

Which is also why their sense of self is so incredibly fragile. Go to r/ftm, and it’s littered with COPE posts, where someone got “misgendered” by a total stranger, and they subsequently spiraled totally out of control.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

So close your eyes dear reader, and pretend that you’re a batshit insane female, who somehow talked yourself into “burying” your clitoris and getting a frankenwiener.

You can’t wait to masturbate with it, just like the men you’ve seen in weird anime.

But… It doesn’t really get hard! After all, it’s a piece of arm flesh sorta/kinda shaped to sorta kinda look like a penis.

Well, fortunately there’s a whole subreddit of other batshit crazy women, where you can talk about the “masturbation” techniques you’ve invented.


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“Kinda flap and flail around!”

Boy, I bet vaginal sex totally isn’t embarrassing or weird!

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Just “flops and squishes”. Kinda sounds like $50K totally wasted but wait! It’s very “gender affirming”!

Well, thank god! Here I thought she mutilated herself for no reason whatsoever!

Also: Obligatory bonus LOL for these lunatics to be so fragile that every follow up reply to them MUST include a “oh yeah, that’s totally valid King!”



I’d love to, but there is a slight issue…

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Ladies? Anyone else experienced this? Should I go to a gynecologist?!

LMAO I bet some or many are totally feeling the tugging sensation on the body part that got flayed for their ugly sausage

 

[Xanax and Wine]

How long until some chick rips her own flesh sausage off?

 

[TyrasGuard]

How long until some chick rips her own flesh sausage off?

>implying it didn't fall off because it wasn't stapled correctly

 

[Lady Farishta]

Which is also why their sense of self is so incredibly fragile. Go to r/ftm, and it’s littered with COPE posts, where someone got “misgendered” by a total stranger, and they subsequently spiraled totally out of control.

Wait, is it not normal for men to become super insecure about what others say and then cry lots?


But in all seriousness, I know dudes fuck with each other relentlessly. I'm always thinking these chicks would never be able to handle being around actual men.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Wait, is it not normal for men to become super insecure about what others say to you and then cry lots?

Well it is...for incels & mtf troons.

 

[Fapcop]

Wait, is it not normal for men to become super insecure about what others say and then cry lots?


But in all seriousness, I know dudes fuck with each other relentlessly. I'm always thinking these chicks would never be able to handle being around actual men.

“What happened to Bryndann?! Wasn’t he supposed to man the drive through today?!”

“Beats me man! He was here when I clocked in, I said ‘what up shorty?’ like I do with everyone, cause you know… I’m almost 7’ tall and next thing I know there’s a wail and a screech and our little friend stormed off to his car yelling how everyone is trying kill him.”

 

[Raging Capybara]

There's a solution for that, BRO

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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“What happened to Bryndann?! Wasn’t he supposed to man the drive through today?!”

“Beats me man! He was here when I clocked in, I said ‘what up shorty?’ like I do with everyone, cause you know… I’m almost 7’ tall and next thing I know there’s a wail and a screech and our little friend stormed off to his car yelling how everyone is trying kill him.”

She should grow a pair but that's impossible.

 

[Fapcop]

So, how effective are “facial feminization surgeries” really?

Let’s take a gander!

Before:


After:


Before:


After:


Ok, mah man here got that weird “surgery shnozzle” nose you sometimes see with insecure, rich women. But aside from that, literally no difference.

But hey, if a new nose makes him happy, what’s 5 or 10 thousand dollars, right?



OH FUCK!

Dude got taken to the cleaner, lmao!

 

[s0mbra]

I'm surprised there haven't been any Aiden's getting that leg lengthening technique where they break your legs and pull the bone apart slowly so you get a whole whopping 2 inches of height if their height dysphoria is that bad

 

[stuffandthings]

I'm surprised there haven't been any Aiden's getting that leg lengthening technique where they break your legs and pull the bone apart slowly so you get a whole whopping 2 inches of height if their height dysphoria is that bad

Knew someone who got that on one leg to correct a difference in length.

Took almost an entire year, (though that was longer than expected) they were on antibiotics the entire time because they had pins going from the skin into the bone, and those constantly were getting infected. and it left the leg covered in scars. It was worth it to them, because the leg length difference was severe. But I would not recommend for purely dumbass cosmetic reasons. Two inches isn't worth it.

I did hear of a dwarf who got it on her arms because they were so short she couldn't even wipe her own ass. Again, another understandable reason.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

So, how effective are “facial feminization surgeries” really?

Let’s take a gander!

Before:
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After:
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After:
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Ok, mah man here got that weird “surgery shnozzle” nose you sometimes see with insecure, rich women. But aside from that, literally no difference.

But hey, if a new nose makes him happy, what’s 5 or 10 thousand dollars, right?

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OH FUCK!

Dude got taken to the cleaner, lmao!

They gave him the "daddy bought me rhinoplasty for my sweet 16" Jewish Princess nose.