DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[tzgnilki]

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"fresh" fast food

list of fresh ingredients:

Spoiler: INGREDIENTS

source

 

[grump]

It’s his Home Screen for his iPhone

Phil showing his phone again but it looks like apps like he had on the last daily wrap. Sorry if the pic is to big, I'm on phone atm. View attachment 3596968

its intentional now....he wants to make it seem like its no big deal and he always does this by obnoxiously leaving his phone out in front of the camera all the time now. just like when he was trying to cover for his 'pa' drunk tweet awhile back by staying up for days purposely tweeting random letters. Because he obsessively follows everything we say and he craves attention while at the same time getting his ass so chafed over it. He's probably here right now reading this obsessively combing this thread for reactions to his latest 'dramatic move'

 

[python_lord]

 

[Kheapathic]

All this bitching over food that got bumped around and probably cooled in a car ride... and acting like he's never dug into a chili dog without a fork to keep his hands clean... fucking fag.

 

[Grammatik]

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

 

[Corpun]

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Phil is a dainty gorl.
MAx Payne 3 collectors edition!
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Isn't that the mask from the weird channel he ran for Project 7? Those videos are so weird considering you can tell it is Phil from his mannerisms and voice despite the attempt at voicechanging.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Complains about the grossness of his food and that he needs a fork, but he'll eat it anyway because he's a fatty.

OH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

DEVOUR, DEVOUR!

 

[Grammatik]

Honestly, have you ever seen another person eat like this ? With the squinted eyes, the look of absolute discomfort and the need to shove a 12 inch dick worth of food in his mouth ?

This is horrific, disgusting and fascinating at the same time. Such plain ugliness is something you don't come upon often.

Now, picture you're facing him in a restaurant. Don't throw up challenge engaged.

 

[Ortsnay]

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I'm sorry, is this guy eating a hotdog with a fork? What's next, fries through a straw?

 

[Super Dent Head]

I'm sorry, is this guy eating a hotdog with a fork? What's next, fries through a straw?

This is the same guy that complains eating meat on the bone is too much of a challenge.

 

[Chernabog3000]

 

[john_g]

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if this man doesnt die soon of litteraly anything ill be surprised

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Am I nuts or are his eyes pointing in two different direction again in that pic? What the fuck is up with this dude's face and facial muscles.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

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Looks like a monster from a monster movie lmao

 

[Grammatik]

Am I nuts or are his eyes pointing in two different direction again in that pic? What the fuck is up with this dude's face and facial muscles.

One of his daily mini strokes. He's used to it don't worry.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I'm sorry, is this guy eating a hotdog with a fork? What's next, fries through a straw?

This is the same guy that complains eating meat on the bone is too much of a challenge.

It's weird the ways in which had a normal and abnormal childhood. He grew up with all the TV shows and movies you would expect of someone born in the '80s, and clearly got too many accompanying toys for his own good, but it's really strange to see someone like that who also never learned to eat a non-sandwich with their hands.

There are also plenty of other people who never rode a bike, or got high, and can't swim, but it's with Phil where it really says something, because of everything else about him. It's like if he didn't do it before he turned 18, he wasn't going to try to learn after, unless it was bad for him.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

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Phil may not be authentic italian but you could make a good case for him being of late-era hapsberg descent with those frog eyes bulging out.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

This is some painful dent-ertainment, but a new painbite.jpg is always fun to see.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

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Every time...without exception. Does he not watch these after the fact and realize how disgusting he looks?