Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Neil]

Commentary bros not buying Keffals's narrative either:
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And now the lies are falling back in on Lucas. I hope he gets to keep the money, though. Let it be a lesson to every idiot who donated to him. Anyone who gives him money from here on out is more gullible than anyone still giving him money now.

Lucas is a compulsive liar, and that's been evident with how he tries to "frame" everything he talks about in the last few months.
>"Natalie"/VioWynn, a 16 year old high school truant who's been groomed into skipping school and using bathtub estrogen gets a visit from the Truant Officer after missing several months of school because he wasn't allowed to use the girls' restroom
Lucas frames this as:

"trans girl from tennessee was denied an education"
"cops busted her bedroom door down before dragging her into foster care"
no video in the tweet
Going off Lucas's words, you'd think a full blown swat team burst into this kid's room with battering rams and put him in cuffs instantly while calling him a faggot. In reality, it's a video of two truant officers accidentally knocking over a chair that this idiot tried to use to poorly "barricade" his door, and ends with them awkwardly asking "Are you winning?" while staring into the camera to try and settle the weird air in the room.

>Lucas's old 2019 public BDSM fart foot findom fetish porn Twitter account gets found and archived
Lucas: "KIWIFARMS IS LEAKING SECRET REVENGE PORN OF ME!! THEY HATE ME BECAUSE I LOVE MYSELF AND MY BODY!!" (Does entire stream crying about it and begging for money)

>Null mentions Lucas on MATI and asks users on page one of this thread to screencap, archive, and repost funny things they've found from Lucas
Lucas: "THE FINAL BOSS OF TRANSPHOBES IS AFTER ME!! I need to hire a cybersecurity opsec expert right this minute! Please give me money!"

>Lucas gets banned off Twitter for threatening to rape people's mothers
Lucas: Malicious right wing trolls got me deplatformed! They're afraid of the power of my platform and going to directly interfere with my income! Please give me money!

>Lucas gets banned off Twitch for having slurs and other no-no words on his thumbnail
Lucas: Those evil trolls got me deplatformed again! They're afraid of the power of my platform and going to directly interfere with my income! Please give me money!

>Some faggot troll sends threatening emails to local politicians in Lucas's area, which gets the police to take him down to the station and confiscate all of his electronics to make sure it wasn't him who sent the threatening email.
>The cops arrived at Lucas's door cordially and announced themselves, Lucas opened the door and cooperated.
>The cops call him Lucas Roberts because the email was sent under that name.
Lucas: "My life is in danger. The cops literally broke into my house and pointed guns at me while I was asleep in my bed! They subjected me to the harrowing torture of transphobic misgendering the entire time! They did everything short of calling me a tranny while I was in custody! Give me money get a lawyer for some reason (TBD) and also buy a new pricy house move for my safety!"

And much more that I can't remember off the top of my head. I can't wait to see what his next lie is going to be.

I don't think he can top this perfect blend of Twitter bait -- tranny pronouns, misgendering, deadnames, distrust/hatred of the police, etcetera -- but he'll definitely try.

 

[fyxqen]

honestly this is the kinda shit i signed up for. fucking insanity

 

[80's Dad]

One thing that's really getting to me is how he is trying to fabricate a made up scenario that he was swatted in the middle of the night, guns drawn and he ToTaLlY CoUlD hAvE DiEd!!! And now he's forced to stay at a hotel for a couple weeks because he's just sooo unsafe at a house that the police will have on their records now that people will try to get it swatted. He's probably completely safe there. But now he can't work (???? he doesn't work) because he's too lazy to set up his computer at the hotel?

I know we are living in clown world, but I genuinely can't believe how many people can't piece things together and realize he's a fucking grifter. He's created all of his own problems and refuses to fix them by his own actions, but will just hold his hand out and say 'money pweeeassee'. I don't think he's wrong to be shaken up by this. It's something that shouldn't have happened and I agree that it was traumatizing. But on the other hand, his behavior is just spitting in the face of people who have been mugged, or victims of a home invasion, or someone who's been assaulted. Those people will never feel safe again and will never get $100k from what was done to them. They have to go to work the next day and act like nothing is wrong.

Another thing that upsets me is watching him act like he was in any true danger from the police. He laid out little breadcrumbs that try to tie his story to what has happened to black people who have been killed by police in America. I know we all have our own opinions here about BLM and about individual cases. But I'm starting to feel like a sucker for thinking that what happened to people like Breonna Taylor and George Floyd was wrong and we should try to put measures in place so that never happens again, while people like Lucas see it as an opportunity to use their deaths as a way to make himself (and trannies as a whole) seem persecuted when they really aren't.

 

[Neil]

The most recent cope has been "We've decided the police lied, that's why multiple parts of the story are contradicted!"

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This is why Lucas's grift is so successful. These people already believe the cops/authority figures in general are the ultimate evil all the time no matter what and middle-class suburb dwelling trannies are the most vulnerable group in society, so even when someone like Lucas is very obviously lying, they believe him anyway because 1) he's a troon 2) they hate the cops 3) lucas being a tranny who had an otherwise negative interaction with a cops validates their worldview and beliefs that troons are being genocided worldwide.

These idiots will never ever stop throwing money at him no matter how many times he sells them obvious bullshit, he just checks off too many of the right boxes for them.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

Lucas will claim to be non-racist and non-sexist before immediately saying a black person is a tumor saying he’s going to rape someone’s mother.

Incredible.

He also still has a guy named NigSauce on his Steam friends list, which is some kind of old, racist friend from his TF2 days. But it's ok, he's different from all those nazis and fascists.

 

[_squall]

So what is Lucas going to spend the money on?
Food? Drugs?
I think he'll Bog himself hard with copious amounts of cosmetic surgery. His modus operandi is attention, but that attention is going to dry up after the filters and lighting can't hide his ever-expanding gunt and grotesquely mannish visage. Soon enough the only way to keep the mush-brained grooming victims watching will be to cut and mold himself in his increasingly distant but desperately-sought fantasy. If the grift goes on long enough he'll be more plastic than man. Transhuman, even.

 

[JY's Tampon]

Skitzocow John Dimitriadis, who has been sperging about the farms and Lucas nonstop for the past week is replying to his thread in real time this afternoon.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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"Proud of everything I have done"

What positives has Lucas contributed?

1. That one charity stream he did with other transgendered host (but no word on what charity it went to)
2. Promoting DIY HRT, basically handing out flyers type of work level
3. Giving asspats to people & saying positive things about trans people online
4. Ratioing...?

He hasn't even done a half assed job for trans rights. A quarter assed, at most.

This messiah complex is the best thing to happen to his ego in a long while. Money, attention and pity, three things a narcissist desires the most. Influence/power is next since he's gonna wring as much media attention as possible to prop up his platform.

My brain keeps comparing him to Handsome Jack of the Borderlands series. Does something to soothe his ego and fuel his greed but frames it as him being self sacrificing and good.

I'm wondering who his first crusade after this will be against? The police or more likely, someone online?

I doubt that he thought that far ahead, or that he is even able to.

Most sociopaths don't. It's one of the reasons I keep armchair diagnosing him with sociopathy, he's very impulsive, doesn't learn from mistakes, only does things for his pleasure, takes advantage of everything, and loves power/pity/etc..

These idiots will never ever stop throwing money at him no matter how many times he sells them obvious bullshit, he just checks off too many of the right boxes for them.

If they do stop throwing money, they'd have to say they were wrong. The sunk cost fallacy is a bitch.

So what is Lucas going to spend the money on?
Food? Drugs?

I'm guessing legos, gamer accessories, sex toys, and other dumb shit along with drugs and food. Hell, he might even buy more followers or bots or something.


Speaking of bots, when was the last time Lucas attempted and succeeded at ratioing someone? It feels like he hasn't done that since his minor twitter ban hiatus, which would be hilarious because it would silently confirm both that he botted as we suspected and he got twitter banned for it. However, that's speculation and he could have just stopped because he was sick of being the ratio guy.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

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Keffals wouldn't have 1% of the amount of hate if all she did was "advocate for and empower the trans community." Annoys me to see her use a community that she routinely embarrasses as a human shield to deflect criticism of her shitty behavior.

 

[Bajilionaire]

Lucas, you're a colossal retard and it's not even funny. You don't need to move. The guy that made those threats in your name didn't tell the police where you live, they found out for themselves using government records. You are stupid beyond belief.
I've considered that this is some gayops bullshit wherein you claim that you spent all the money moving, but didn't actually move and instead kept all the money for yourself, but it's honestly far more likely that you're just fucking retarded.

 

[Winter]

@3322 We need a poll on this thread as to what we think Lucas will waste that money on lol.
The options could be something like

• Fast Food
• Vidya and Toys
• Cosmetic Surgery
• Moving
• Vacations
• Fake Social Media Engagement Boosts
• Drugs and Alcohol
• Buying food and gifts for his discord kittens

You get the idea.

 

[TyrasGuard]

We need a poll on this thread as to what we think Lucas will waste that money on lol.
The options could be something like

• Fast Food
• Vidya and Toys
• Cosmetic Surgery
• Moving
• Vacations
• Fake Social Media Engagement Boosts
• Drugs and Alcohol

You get the idea.

I would but i think you nailed all of them

 

[Post Reply]

Hi Lucas! This you?
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Lucas likes to pretend he got the chop in Thailand. I've obtained footage proving he lost his dick and balls in a tragic fire.

 

[Brigadoom]

And now the lies are falling back in on Lucas. I hope he gets to keep the money, though. Let it be a lesson to every idiot who donated to him. Anyone who gives him money from here on out is more gullible than anyone still giving him money now.

Lucas is a compulsive liar, and that's been evident with how he tries to "frame" everything he talks about in the last few months.
>"Natalie"/VioWynn, a 16 year old high school truant who's been groomed into skipping school and using bathtub estrogen gets a visit from the Truant Officer after missing several months of school because he wasn't allowed to use the girls' restroom
Lucas frames this as:
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"trans girl from tennessee was denied an education"
"cops busted her bedroom door down before dragging her into foster care"
no video in the tweet
Going off Lucas's words, you'd think a full blown swat team burst into this kid's room with battering rams and put him in cuffs instantly while calling him a faggot. In reality, it's a video of two truant officers accidentally knocking over a chair that this idiot tried to use to poorly "barricade" his door, and ends with them awkwardly asking "Are you winning?" while staring into the camera to try and settle the weird air in the room.

"Are ya winning SON?"

We need a poll on this thread as to what we think Lucas will waste that money on lol.
The options could be something like

• Fast Food
• Vidya and Toys
• Cosmetic Surgery
• Moving
• Vacations
• Fake Social Media Engagement Boosts
• Drugs and Alcohol
• Buying food and gifts for his discord kittens

You get the idea.

Put me down for all of the above.

 

[muhpronouns]

Lets say Lucas did this to himself. I can't see him being smart enough to hide it. The dumb fuck would probably use a gmail account and no vpn. I could see Mr Manning advising him on better opsec (during the DOXXING) and Lucas uses that knowledge to set up a grift instead. Lucas knows damn well how non threatening London police are so there is no fear of anything bad happening. He over exaggerates the encounter to get trans twitter all up in arms. Hes getting all the attention he seriously craves and probably more money than he was anticipating. Since there will most likely be no lawsuit he is going to have to come up with something else for attention once this is over.

I am going to say a "suicide attempt" will be next. He will be gone from twitter for a few days then post something like "I know you are all worried about me. I am too. I will explain more in a video I will post soon." His video will be about how all the of the attacks from nazis got to be too much and he tried to OD. His fiance didnt call emergency services because he asked him not to. He will stand by his word to fight for trans people. He will come out of this stronger than ever.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Someone on Twitter ranting about Lucas' grift only to end up asking for money themselves.

Archive

 

[AnOminous]

So what is Lucas going to spend the money on?
Food? Drugs?
I think he'll Bog himself hard with copious amounts of cosmetic surgery. His modus operandi is attention, but that attention is going to dry up after the filters and lighting can't hide his ever-expanding gunt and grotesquely mannish visage. Soon enough the only way to keep the mush-brained grooming victims watching will be to cut and mold himself in his increasingly distant but desperately-sought fantasy. If the grift goes on long enough he'll be more plastic than man. Transhuman, even.

He'll squander it stupidly on nonsense, drugs, and booze, and in a few months he'll be broke again but a lot fatter. Maybe he'll go on an opioid binge and die.

If we're lucky he'll get some shitty quack surgery that makes his face look like the monstrosity his crotch is, and he can be Brianna Wu's uglier twin.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Lucas likes to pretend he got the chop in Thailand. I've obtained footage proving he lost his dick and balls in a tragic fire.

Here, have the original for reference. I don't know why they make these edits.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

How does Lucas keep getting away with it?
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Calling trans POC tumors.
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this right here is a prime example of the real keffals. dude has a massive ego and can never stand being called out he could have easily taken advantage of this moment and did some fake apology along with some type of message like "hey i know i am suffering right now but be sure to donate to others who needs the help as well" or whatever but nope just like all the other weirdos like him lucas decided the best course of action is to attempt to turn the whole community against the person who dares call out his very obvious attempt at getting as much money as possible while milking that sweet sweet victim card till it turns to dust. really just some top notch work right there. how long until lucas just decides to start saying that you are only a real trans person if you support him and take his weird bathtub chemicals.

quite honestly keffals or lucas or whatever the fuck is more of a tumor on the trans community than most people because he feels the need to not only force his weird fetishes onto kids and anyone else he can get his slimy fingers on. but he acts like he should be thanked for it. like the whole community owes him because of all the work hes doing. when in reality all hes doing is gathering more catboys for the ranch and filling his pockets with as much pity money as possible from all kinds of brain dead losers and people he has managed to fool into thinking its worth giving him money. the trans community or any community really would be better off without people like lucas.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Considering some of his recent tweets, I'd say it's safe to assume Lucas has his heart set on finding an adoptable pug to molest. RIP pupper.