DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The One And Only SALTE]

This is the same guy that complains eating meat on the bone is too much of a challenge.

He also bitched about how Dairy Queen didn't give him a fork and he had to dirty his own.

 

[UaineRunei]

This dude legit said that restaurants should put plastic utensils in bags of every single order. Saying that they don't even need to ask, just put in the bag. And if they're not going to use it, just throw it away.

Yeah Phil that's what we need right now. Tons and tons of more plastic out there, so it can end up in the ocean. Brilliant.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Yeah Phil that's what we need right now. Tons and tons of more plastic out there, so they can end up in the ocean. Brilliant.

Think of all the carbon sequestered in his garage. DSP is saving the planet, what are you doing?

 

[Grammatik]

This is some painful dent-ertainment, but a new painbite.jpg is always fun to see.

From Poems Mystery:

 

[SPhobos]

His irises look like they're gonna pop off of his eyeballs lmao I've never seen anything like it

 

[Kheapathic]

Phil bitching about fast food quality; to which I would bitch slap him with "The Contractor's Paradox."

You have; Speed, Quality, and Cost... pick two... and with the economy going to shit, it's more like live with what you get, bitch.

Edit: That screenshot could be the animation from a Street Fighter Super. Like Balrog just popped Phil in the gut, so he hunches over gasping for breath.

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

From Poems Mystery:

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The bug eyes, drooping jowls, thinning beard, and increasing male patterned baldness. Wew, be sure to keep working out kids don't end up like this.

Also his face looks like 'Am I wasting away scamming money from retards?' mid-life crisis moment.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil or Jasper is gonna get injured if he does put fishing lures in that hat. Phil's gonna get reckless and grab it wrong and/or leave it lying around.

Phil is going to use a fisherman's hat with lures attached to it, to lure in tips from whales, with zero irony.

Can't make this shit up!

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

DSP we all know you're reading along, please do a DENTist begathon before they just come loose and flick into the webcam during one of your rants.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Every time...without exception. Does he not watch these after the fact and realize how disgusting he looks?

He once tried to start taking bites off-camera, but it wasn't very feasible, and probably triggered the fuck out of his highly prized laziness. So he just tolerates all this, since he doesn't have a way out of it. Quite enjoyable, these rare instances of him being stuck, with no options to get it both ways. He can't stand the pain of eating, he can't handle going to the dentist, he couldn't handle a real solution to his pain if he was presented with one, he can't take the ridicule, and he can't turn down the money.

Feels good, fellas. Really good. lol

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

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DSP we all know you're reading along, please do a DENTist begathon before they just come loose and flick into the webcam during one of your rants.

If there was one scenario I might consider give one dollar to Piggy for it would be to see a full dental report, talking the x-rays with all the dark spots highlighted and that chart they give you numbering off each tooth and what you'd need done to fix it and I guarantee they'd just say fuck and take out his front bracket and give him the Boogie treatment of veneers cause they're that far gone. Oh and yes once again eating easy to shovel down processed slop that you could eat like a duck.

 

[Level99Manchild]

From Poems Mystery:

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This looks really painful for Phil.

 

[SojiroSakura]

He's only 40 and looks older than my 76-year old grandpa.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

If there was one scenario I might consider give one dollar to Piggy for it would be to see a full dental report, talking the x-rays with all the dark spots highlighted and that chart they give you numbering off each tooth and what you'd need done to fix it and I guarantee they'd just say fuck and take out his front bracket and give him the Boogie treatment of veneers cause they're that far gone. Oh and yes once again eating easy to shovel down processed slop that you could eat like a duck.

His teeth are definitely fucked, no wonder he hates having to eat meat off the bone if he's making these kinds of faces eating something with a consistency somewhere between water and mashed potato. This is the face you make when you bite down hard on an genuine authentic Chinese dish and unexpectedly find the missing goat tooth.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

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In a year his hair is going to be looking like King Cobra's.

His hair is phasing out of existence like Marty McFly when his parents weren't going to shack up.

 

[Dennis Rodman]

From Poems Mystery:

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Vaguely reminds me of the face he made when DownFromTheRafters was first brought up in a Superchat.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

This is some painful dent-ertainment, but a new painbite.jpg is always fun to see.

That's a great turn of phrase, let's enter it into the detractor lexicon

 

[Bill Elliot]

At a local Dollar Tree. Found where that Project 7 money went

 

[Iron Father]

Those videos are so weird considering you can tell it is Phil from his mannerisms and voice despite the attempt at voicechanging.

Derich-tier comment.

 

[TurdFondler]

It's all I can see