What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[ToroidalBoat]

A conspiracy theory I don't believe in is "the moon landings were faked".

What about the eyewitnesses of the Saturn V launches? And all that work by all who helped build the Saturn V and Apollo spacecraft?

 

[teriyakiburns]

A conspiracy theory I don't believe in is "the moon landings were faked".

What about the eyewitnesses of the Saturn V launches? And all that work by all who helped build the Saturn V and Apollo spacecraft?

They were all robots.

They repurposed them as birds afterwards.

 

[TurdFondler]

Was the movie Fight Club created to foreshadow 9/11?

Too many coincidences

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Lmao, I just read their wikipedia page and it could not be more blatantly obvious that either they, or more likely their publicist, wrote the whole thing. Probably their publicist, it's all proper English, not half-literate abba-dabba bix nooding.

 

[Tago Mago]

A conspiracy theory I don't believe in is "the moon landings were faked".

What about the eyewitnesses of the Saturn V launches? And all that work by all who helped build the Saturn V and Apollo spacecraft?

It's one of those theories that are there to make other conspiracy theories look bad by proxy

 

[ToroidalBoat]

It's one of those theories that are there to make other conspiracy theories look bad by proxy

Maybe the "Flat Earth" BS was started for a similar reason? Crazy conspiracy theories can make any legit ones look crazy, which could be used by the woke to keep many believing in The Narrative™ and Our Democracy™ unquestioningly. That and "cancel culture".

 

[03crep]

Guys, the Dead Internet Theory is really fucking with my mind.

This stupid video and their comments seems really weird to me due to both being vacuous and innane, with nothing really funny or interesting

I don't know. Everything seems fake to me. Is really fucking with my brain cause I know it's not but at the same time why it exists or who could find that funny or interesting? Some comments are like that too, with really crappy takes like "I didn't knew I needed this in my life" or "This deserves a million views".

Maybe I'm jaded? Don't know, but knowing that Twitter has up to 60% of it's userbase as bots I wouldn't past Youtube to do the same.

I don't like the world we live in sometimes.

This reminds me of the other day when I saw this meme:

Spoiler: nsfw?

I thought the two supposed doctors arguing over this was amusing enough. However, as you can see, it's ruined by some random guy explaining verbatim what they're doing. You'd think pointing out how crazy the doctors' convo was wouldn't add anything to the meme. Maybe so, but over 600 people found his mundane input valuable. I know for a fact I'm jaded, but I think it's more rationally because people are just lazy and take low-hanging fruit, and their laziness is rewarded in the form of likes. That makes me pretty fucking jaded, but not because I think the internet is dead and full of bots and I'm in denial, I think it just exposes us to an ungodly amount of easy-to-please individuals and the unoriginal retards they give updoots to on social media.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I definitely believe "a group" is pushing society into forced diversity. White genocide, if you will. I think that is just undeniable at this point. Although I am not putting all the blame on the Jews, white libs themselves also hunger for this.

I think it's a lot of different things and I think just blaming it all on "the Jews" is too simplistic.

It's the cult like mentality surrounding the era of 50s and 60s activism over the decades, the grand narrative of that growing over time and increasing in Religiosity, it's earnest attempts to try to make the diverse groups of America treat each other nicely curdling into something toxic thanks to social media changing the game and the cracks starting to show and baby brained white people literally unable to handle the fact that real life isn't Sesame Street or Mr Rogers Neighborhood.

Road to Hell is paved with good intentions etc, but white genocide is what we're on the path on.

 

[Meriasek]

Oh, sir. If you think I'm a big dumb-dumb for posting what I do, you could at least look into how going there works. You aren't allowed anywhere close to Antarctica as a private citizen or research team without a mountain of paperwork, fees, etc..and even then? You only get to go in a pre-designated area nooooowhere near the "south pole". There is zero independent investigation or research going on, because they aren't allowed to do so properly.

If you decided to sail down there without going through proper channels? You'd get visited by any given nation's armed forces in a hurry and turned around. If you didn't, then they will sink you and leave you for dead. Kinda funny how all these nations which would otherwise fight tooth and nail over land and resources suddenly all got together to cooperate for a supposedly resource-rich continent*, don't you think?

Do note: the same basic process is involved for either pole. If you want to just ditch the no-no topic that ruffles so many feathers here (I'm not bringing it up directly cause lmao holy shit), then at least perhaps wonder to yourself why the North pole is also so off limits.

*See various footage of Captain Cook expeditions/interviews for references and some very, very interesting descriptions of the place.

Interesting take on it. I've known about color temps and how they affect the mind (let alone how damaging they can be to one's eyes over time) for a good long while now, but never heard the intent behind it explained as such. Could be it?

I don't think it's really off-limits, at least not for nefarious reasons like secret lizard people bases or Flat Earth secretkeeping, it's just very inhospitable and you can't do shit there without very expensive equipment. Furthermore, due to its unique situation as being uninhabited with a very unique flora and fauna, Antarctica is protected for environmental reasons to limit tourism, and pretty much all countries have signed treaties that prohibit military activities there. Naturally, if some ship turned up there all of a sudden, it can look like a secret military op to the others.

 

[PittyKitty]

You vill eat ze bugz. But thats not a conspiracy if ots wide in the open, right?
Its cool to try new things and they taste GREAT.

 

[Calandrino]

A conspiracy theory I don't believe in is "the moon landings were faked".

What about the eyewitnesses of the Saturn V launches? And all that work by all who helped build the Saturn V and Apollo spacecraft?

Moon landing is a reliable retard test. afaik nobody remotely in a position to know has ever voiced any suspicions about it or confessed to anything. I mean, there seem to be credible experts who think the famous Patterson–Gimlin Bigfoot film looks legit. But moon landing hoax theories are for retards exclusively.

Maybe the "Flat Earth" BS was started for a similar reason? Crazy conspiracy theories can make any legit ones look crazy, which could be used by the woke to keep many believing in The Narrative™ and Our Democracy™ unquestioningly. That and "cancel culture".

I think flat earth caught on more or less organically when trolls realized how easy it was to bait with a Gish gallop of factoids that the average person can't refute offhand, even if they know the conclusion is ridiculous.

It's a public fact that the US government fanned the flames of UFO theories to cover up their own projects. I strongly suspect that a lot of the illuminati symbolism in Hollywood is just meming on all the people they know are looking for it.

I could possibly buy that (((THEY))) deliberately put some disinfo chum in the water for schizos with regards to e.g. Sandy Hook. Suppose glowies hired exactly one crisis actor to play one of the grieving parents on TV, or used fake pictures for some of the dead kids. Schizos would catch it, conclude that the whole thing was fake, find further erroneous "evidence" wherever they looked for it, and consider their proof obvious and irrefutable. Normalfags would dismiss any and all "blatant proof" of crisis actors etc, because the counternarrative of a fake shooting and all-encompassing coverup is too absurd. It seems like an easy way to bait 2A proponents into looking like nutjobs and bait them into doubting the reality of anything and everything. Then again, maybe people don't need the help.

 

[Osmosis Jones]

I notice that a lot of discussion about flat earth is taking place and of all things, it simply shouldn't be entertained. To accept flat earth theory is to accept that large portions of all of human knowledge and progress is a complete fabrication. If they're lying about the shape of the earth and all of the things pertinent to that fact, then literally everything else is a lie. All of math, science, technology: all of it would have to be a part of the conspiracy. We don't need new observations or experiments to prove the shape of the earth because it has been reproduced thousands of times by normal people and scientific communities alike. All scientific experiments have anomalous data and outliers which is why part of the scientific method is reproducibility. We can reproduce or repeat the experiments showing earth is approximately spherical time and time again over the course of centuries, but the evidence in support of a flat earth are sparse and highly situational such as mirages, which are already explained by the refraction and reflection of light in the atmosphere. You would also expect more average people to happen upon evidence of a flat earth, much like how we can see the curvature of the earth from a plane. How come no one has ever landed a plane and talked about how flat it was beneath, and no sailor has ever reported the edge of the earth?

It's important to question things and to be highly critical and even doubtful especially today, but flat earth is way too far reaching to have any real world merit. It's a great honeypot because it's an endless pursuit and people who fully buy into it will never spend this level of energy and time on more pressing conspiracies or real world issues.

 

[Jewish Porn Hoe]

Its cool to try new things and they taste GREAT.

Reminder that Insect farms are mass breeding grounds for parasites.

The experimental material comprised samples of live insects (imagines) from 300 household farms and pet stores, including 75 mealworm farms, 75 house cricket farms, 75 Madagascar hissing cockroach farms and 75 migrating locust farms. Parasites were detected in 244 (81.33%) out of 300 (100%) examined insect farms. In 206 (68.67%) of the cases, the identified parasites were pathogenic for insects only; in 106 (35.33%) cases, parasites were potentially parasitic for animals; and in 91 (30.33%) cases, parasites were potentially pathogenic for humans

Similar things apply to other new frankenfood e.g. a friend of mine works with human tissue samples, they also have huge problems with extremely resistant yeasts and molds colonizing batches.

 

[PittyKitty]

Reminder that Insect farms are mass breeding grounds for parasites.

Similar things apply to other new frankenfood e.g. a friend of mine works with human tissue samples, they also have huge problems with extremely resistant yeasts and molds colonizing batches.

Plus aren't they almost non absorbing due to chitin protein, that we can't digest? Like eating grass (cellulose) or what not?

Plus all the food allergies that d start. If you cant have a fucking peanut or gluten now, imagine the shitstorm with bugs.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Obviously eating insects is fucking disgusting that should be self-evident to anybody who doesn't have a brain that is symmetrically smooth



This is one of my personal conspiracies ...A lot of these new podcasts that just randomly pop up you know on YouTube and alike generally true crime or mysterious mystery types are not real people just A.I bots

 

[NyQuilninja]

Can somebody please archive these videos The Man's dead but I found a gold mine

 

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

Obviously eating insects is fucking disgusting that should be self-evident to anybody who doesn't have a brain that is symmetrically smooth



This is one of my personal conspiracies ...A lot of these new podcasts that just randomly pop up you know on YouTube and alike generally true crime or mysterious mystery types are not real people just A.I bots

It’s hilarious because people will say “well people in other countries do it!”

Well people in “those countries” also bathe in cow piss, swim and drink out of polluted rivers that would make a billy goat keel over, and think snorting powedered bones gives you a bigger dick.

 

[plgfarts]

This is one of my personal conspiracies ...A lot of these new podcasts that just randomly pop up you know on YouTube and alike generally true crime or mysterious mystery types are not real people just A.I bots

So I'm not the only one who thinks this. The only one I've found so far is Dreading, but the only reason I think he may be real is that he editorializes a bit and laughs at some ridiculous things. A vast majority of the rest of them are monotone, just-the-facts kind of voices that, every now and then, will completely mispronounce a word by putting the wrong emphasis on the wrong syllable.

A conspiracy theory I don't believe in is "the moon landings were faked".

What about the eyewitnesses of the Saturn V launches? And all that work by all who helped build the Saturn V and Apollo spacecraft?

We did go to the moon. However, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the footage that was broadcast was faked. To have this grand conspiracy of silence involving thousands of people in multiple (sometimes antagonistic) governments is ludicrous.

One "theory" I do have involves the current opioid/opiate/fentanyl crisis. It's basically an analogue to the CIA involvement with crack cocaine, but for White people. The Chiners are also to blame for this, as most fentanyl is shipped from China to Mexico then brought across the border.

Also there hasn't been a legitimate U.S. election since the early 1900's, probably earlier.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Pizzagate, or at least the idea that there are powerful elite pedophiles who take advantage of children scot-free is one of the conspiracy theories I wish I didn't believe in. It's pure despair.
If you want to torture yourself, I recommend watching this documentary about an international child sex trafficking ring.

"I'm not touching that shit" summary

Spoiler

-Poor, pregnant women are scouted online by sex traffickers, where they are told they can sell their child for a hefty sum
-Their children are taken and no money is exchanged since the women can't report their own crimes to the police
-These secretive brothels are as organized and complex as corporations
-It's a multi-million dollar industry of black market organs and taboo sex
-Kids adopted in Europe are processed, their identities replaced in Muslim countries where pedophilia is legal
-Some aunties who take care of these children have to pull their hair, since in the beginning they don't respond to anything.
-Older kids are drugged up, they can't handle the anguish
-Kids don't hug each other
-Some attempt suicide during intercourse
-Useless children are immediate organ donors
-Babies are ripped apart during intercourse
-Medical teams involved in making sure that deceased children are readily harvested right after intercourse
-They don't like child kidnappings, it draws too much attention
-Those who survive live out their lives in brothels, addicted to drugs

 

[L50LasPak]

I have come to fully believe the "X video/event was just CGI" is being propagated by game developers, software engineers, CG special effects artists and other soy tech hive people who are assmad that people still to this day prefer conventional practical special effects over computer generated ones.

I know this sounds like a joke theory, but I'm not kidding. I fully believe this. I can absolutely see it in my mind's eye too. I can see the Reddit nigger in the comments section typing out "B-but that video was definitely CGI! My job isn't a waste of time that people almost universally look down on! I'm a real artist! CGI is so good it FOOLED YOU! REEEEEEEEEEEE."