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And it's why everything is going to shit. Hiring is done based on checking off diversity boxes instead of actual skill and talent, companies are treated as vehicles for distributing "equity" instead of vehicles for creating profit - as a result, the quality of literally everything is in decline.

These people took over the HR departments of all the important companies and filled said companies with their fellow travelers and now said companies are infested with wildly unqualified people.
Same with STEM degrees: right now they're pushing hard for women to code, and if they want to go ahead, but women can't focus on it or f ind it boring but will complain abt equality.....how abt the troons learn how to code?
 
I wonder if the police will do anything about the selling of drugs to kids now that they've got Keffals under their eye. Hmm.... :thinking:
Major doubt. Remember, Lucas isn't actually handling any of the distribution of these unsafe synthetic hormones, he's just financially supporting a website that provides links to where an interested individual (or groomed teen) can buy them. IANAL, but my gut says that there are enough degrees of separation between Lucas and the bathtub HRT salesmen that he can't be held legally responsible for a kid injecting themselves with unknown chemicals and wrecking their bodies. Hell, Github themselves won't take it down because they can just claim Section 230 protection (that and the company is full of troons like most big tech these days).

Now, if evidence came out that directly linked Lucas to distributing titty skittles to minors, that would be another story. Barring that, however, I don't think we're about to get a Lucas arrest arc anytime soon.
I searched up all hotels in London once hearing he was at one, and found a motel that cost $70 (CAD?) a night. I genuinely expected he'd be staying there, as he lived in filth and seems to only care about what's on the computer, but I guess it doesn't matter when you've won the gofundme olympics.
You think Lucas would stoop to a mere $70/night motel when he could stay in a nice and comfy $200/night all-suites hotel, all at the expense of his retarded fanbase? He's basically been given a free vacation for the next two weeks, would he really spend it in some trashy dump? Come on, now.

He literally went for one of the most expensive hotels he could find in town, a 3.5-star one no less. If his fans still think he's not grifting them for every last cent, then there's no saving them.
 
I was trying to be nice on the Keffals subreddit and ask how the rumors started. Keffals psychotic fans were rude to me. HellsHospitals DMed me asking if I's stick around, then blocked me! No wonder why everyone hates Keffals; the fans are actual psychos. I am NOT a fan anymore, and I wasn't really one to begin with. I just want to ask how the rumors started civilly. Even when you're nice to Keffals fans, they are all rude.
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You think Lucas would stoop to a mere $70/night motel when he could stay in a nice and comfy $200/night all-suites hotel, all at the expense of his retarded fanbase? He's basically been given a free vacation for the next two weeks, would he really spend it in some trashy dump? Come on, now.

He literally went for one of the most expensive hotels he could find in town, a 3.5-star one no less. If his fans still think he's not grifting them for every last cent, then there's no saving them.
hood rich spending in record time damn
 
I don't know what you are all complaining about, don't you understand that Lucas couldn't possibly live some where cheap because then he might run into a poor! /sneed The lad is a space cadet who has no concept of money management or even the know how to be an adult. He could have either moved into that troon lawyer's place or a place they own so they both could use it as PR spin. On a slight side note - If you are fucking terrified that people are going to come find you to rape you, murder you or god forbid dead name you, then why the fuck would you post picture of your "safe house"? He can't even grift properly.
I'd like to think he knows his fans are stupid enough to hang onto his every word, so anything he can say to victimize himself means he gets more griftbux. It's not really that cute calico cat's fault - it's just Lucas being a con artist.

Not gonna lie, I'm jealous he's able to get money over crocodile tears and not feel like a piece of shit for it.

Outside of the grift-o-sphere full of impoverished troons, it's a largely upper middle class / upper class phenomenon.
"Impoverished" in many cases. I'm willing to bet a good amount of them are lying about their living situation. They'll spend the money on porn and video games while claiming their fridge is empty and their bills rack up to over $20,000.
 
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Not gonna lie, I'm jealous he's able to get money over crocodile tears and not feel like a piece of shit for it.

For real. Just yesterday I was talking to my friends about where I'd need to drill a hole in my head in order to do this without feeling like a genuine scumbag. I'd transtrend on twitter for a few hours a day if it meant 100k in griftbucks every few months, but for anybody with any amount of self awareness it's just going to result in feeling lower than the bottom of the barrel.

Troons are just built different I guess.
 
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Ontologically evil.

OK. So essentialism is false in relation to sex but is perfectly fine for moral disposition. If it is possible to be ontologically evil, i.e., essentially evil, then it is also possible to be ontologically female and ontologically male. Thus Lucas is ontologically male, and he can do nothing to become female. This consequence is by your lights. It is a necessary consequence of leaning on the concept of essentialism. You can't selectively invoke essentialism. Either essentialism is false, i.e., it does not describe the world, or it is true and provides a correct description of the world. Essences exist, or they don't.

I will not debate this because you are a fat idiot retard who cannot think even one step ahead of your initial assertion. Lucas said it so it must be true. That is the measure of the depth of your thought. You look like the simpleton that you are. You don't think. You just robotically repeat shit you have heard others robotically repeat.
been a while since I've seen a pseudointellectual get nuked from orbit this hard. bravo.
 
Honestly, pretty nice looking hotel, shame there is gonna be axe wound drippings all over after they leave, they have to fully close the room after.
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Wouldn't be surprised if they try to find another hotel, the issue is that no matter where they go, it's gonna be super easy to find the hotel's interior online.
Station Park is probably the second nicest hotel in the better part of downtown. With all the GoFraudMe bux he doesn’t have to slum it with the junkies in the fleabags in the east end or with Tyrone and his hookers at the budget ones near the highway.
 
I hope so, considering "facial feminization surgery" so often ends up like this:
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We could use the comedy.
That second one legitimately looks like Lucas. If someone replied and said "Lucas did some cable access show and that's a clip" I could also believe that too.

"Impoverished" in many cases. I'm willing to bet a good amount of them are lying about their living situation. They'll spend the money on porn and video games while claiming their fridge is empty and their bills rack up to over $20,000.
I'd agree plenty are liars for sure. There's definitely plenty who also are such hardcore rot brained consoomers that their monthly only fans payments, weed and vidya are their primary "needs". Whether it's bc they live with parents or they have need/tard bux (a tugboat of some type) that handles their actual needs, they are left to run up multiple $300-500 credit lines and payday advances and shit they will never ever pay back. You can't squeeze blood from a stone and they know it. So they make it to 28 with no credit, no prospects, no dick and nothing to show for years of subsidized living except that lego Reconstruction of their high school, their Crayola model magic figures or their $200 Lego NES and TV.
 
I don't know what you are all complaining about, don't you understand that Lucas couldn't possibly live some where cheap because then he might run into a poor! /sneed The lad is a space cadet who has no concept of money management or even the know how to be an adult. He could have either moved into that troon lawyer's place or a place they own so they both could use it as PR spin. On a slight side note - If you are fucking terrified that people are going to come find you to rape you, murder you or god forbid dead name you, then why the fuck would you post picture of your "safe house"? He can't even grift properly.
Brianna Wu did the same thing during Gamergate. Ancient history now.
 
I'd like to think he knows his fans are stupid enough to hang onto his every word, so anything he can say to victimize himself means he gets more griftbux. It's not really that cute calico cat's fault - it's just Lucas being a con artist.

Not gonna lie, I'm jealous he's able to get money over crocodile tears and not feel like a piece of shit for it.
They were stupid enough to give him 100k leafbux so they will definitely believe every single thing he says. Lucas could say that Adolph Hitler rose from the grave and raped him, while screaming Nazi propaganda and his fans would believe it. Or I should say they would CLAIM to believe it because there is no wrong think allowed in the troon cult or you get taken round the back of the barn and garroted with a troon flag after they forcibly detransition you so you don't count as a 41% in the stats.

Brianna Wu did the same thing during Gamergate. Ancient history now.
Aye but Wu is such a spastic he didn't even bother trying to make his room look different. HRT is a helluva drug.
 
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