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Listen I don't dislike any of you. I think you're all hurting, and at least we have that much in common. Do you want to kill others? Really? Well I'm sorry that I've hurt you, at least. I know I didn't make things easier for you.
You're definitely seething in this post, buddy. Better luck keeping your next account here a little harder to trace lol.
 
nigga what
This started because I defended Keffals from... being swatted by the Ontario police. Like I get hating someone, but that is close to killing them

He is retarded and thinks that the keffals thread orchestrated the swat.

Also fucking LOL at the fact that defending a tranny on kiwifarms (unforgivable) unleashed the wrath of dox upon this guy.
Hey if the site's users didn't do it that's good. Like I think you should be respectful to trans people and I get you aren't there but it's good to know we both agree you shouldn't try to murder someone.
 
This started because I defended Keffals from... being swatted by the Ontario police. Like I get hating someone, but that is close to killing them
No, it started because you were sperging about pronouns and people being "ontologically evil" for disagreeing with you (gee, I wonder if that rhetoric ever came up in your arguments with your dad?), so some people googled your username and here we are.

Did you miss all the times people in the thread said the swatting was retarded and gay and shouldn't happen and the swatter should be thrown in prison?
 
Listen I don't dislike any of you. I think you're all hurting, and at least we have that much in common. Do you want to kill others? Really? Well I'm sorry that I've hurt you, at least. I know I didn't make things easier for you.
Nah, I'm not hurting at all. I'm balling and winning and collecting dough like an Easy Bake oven. Real talk though, you probably shouldn't be on this website dog, you're too on the spectrum, and I don't say that to be cruel; you're simply in an environment where your tendencies aren't a positive.
 
Listen I don't dislike any of you. I think you're all hurting, and at least we have that much in common. Do you want to kill others? Really? Well I'm sorry that I've hurt you, at least. I know I didn't make things easier for you.
What makes you think anyone here tried to do that? Where's the single shred of evidence or details from the investigation implicating any of us for wanting keffals dead? This happened because you made an inflammatory statement about keffals' pronouns in order to whiteknight. Bro, you're a vaush pedocorder and you weren't running no gayop. It's fuckin' over. Sundown town. Hope it was worth it. Maybe she'll send you a personalized fartdom vid if you ask now.
 
No, it started because you were sperging about pronouns and people being "ontologically evil" for disagreeing with you (gee, I wonder if that rhetoric ever came up in your arguments with your dad?), so some people googled your username and here we are.

Did you miss all the times people in the thread said the swatting was retarded and gay and shouldn't happen and the swatter should be thrown in prison?
Actually yes, and I'm really glad to hear that.

Nah, I'm not hurting at all. I'm balling and winning and collecting dough like an Easy Bake oven. Real talk though, you probably shouldn't be on this website dog, you're too on the spectrum, and I don't say to be cruel.
No you're right. Listen I believe there are a lot of good people here, I might get upset or angry with you guys and moralizing but I really do think you're not irredeemable like the rest of the internet says about the site. There are a lot of people out there who gatekeep and wokescold and tell you how bad you are, but I hope that you know you're really not. No one is beyond saving and well I'm sorry for being part of the problem.
 
Hey if the site's users didn't do it that's good. Like I think you should be respectful to trans people and I get you aren't there but it's good to know we both agree you shouldn't try to murder someone.
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What makes you think anyone here tried to do that? Where's the single shred of evidence or details from the investigation implicating any of us for wanting keffals dead? This happened because you made an inflammatory statement about keffals' pronouns in order to whiteknight. Bro, you're a vaush pedocorder and you weren't running no gayop. It's fuckin' over. Sundown town. Hope it was worth it. Maybe she'll send you a personalized fartdom vid if you ask now.
It's unlikely I'm pretty sure Keffals hates me but I think it's important to defend people who hate you when they've been hurt, because that's part of being empathetic.
 
Actually yes, and I'm really glad to hear that.


No you're right. Listen I believe there are a lot of good people here, I might get upset or angry with you guys and moralizing but I really do think you're not irredeemable like the rest of the internet says about the site. There are a lot of people out there who gatekeep and wokescold and tell you how bad you are, but I hope that you know you're really not. No one is beyond saving and well I'm sorry for being part of the problem.
If I were you, I'd lay low for now.
 
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From Vaush's Discord server, I shit you not:
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@OrsonZedd, dude, you're a 2014 account. What are you doing?
I love these. For posterity, I went through his LiveJournal and discovered that @OrsonZedd is a euphoric atheist who can't get laid. He also wanted to be a teacher at some point, so I guess we can all thank our lucky stars that one didn't work out.


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I think you're all hurting, and at least we have that much in common.
Not really. Most people come here for entertainment, not for pain. Being crass and using impolite speech can be entertaining and that's why people do it.

Do you want to kill others? Really?
No, killing people isn't funny*. It's actually lame and retarded.

* other than pedophiles and zoosadists; I still wouldn't lay my hands on them but if they died I wouldn't feel bad
 
No you're right. Listen I believe there are a lot of good people here, I might get upset or angry with you guys and moralizing but I really do think you're not irredeemable like the rest of the internet says about the site. There are a lot of people out there who gatekeep and wokescold and tell you how bad you are, but I hope that you know you're really not. No one is beyond saving and well I'm sorry for being part of the problem.
You are not gonna convince anybody to use Her and Clara, you should have known that. You are a 35 year old man, you are too old to get so heated over people disagreeing with you.
Next time, just leave the computer for a minute and come back.
 
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