Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Exigent Circumcisions]

So we're calling it another swatting despite the fact that there's no proof either way?

 

[Popper Whiting]

I have respect for the gearheads who are utter morons at nearly everything but give them a garage full of tools and literally anything with moving parts and they can make it work. Sort of like how you can look at Eddie van Halen and the dude is practically drooling and can barely speak intelligibly but put a guitar in his hands and he's a genius.

Fatty isn't one of these guys.

He has the negative characteristics of a whole collection of people who are obnoxious in some ways, without the redeeming talent that makes them still worthwhile people.

He has the weird almost para-jingoistic reverence for masculine things like muscle cars without the mechanical talents of the genuine gearhead.

He has the intellectual arrogance of the over-educated aesthete, while being an absolute moron with no taste.

He has the hyperaggressive attitude of the toxic male, but without any of the ability to back it up with violence against a deserving target, because he lacks both the courage and physical ability.

I guess what I'm trying to say is he's fat. He's really fat. Utterly monstrously fat.

Fatrick embodies, almost to the point of exaggeration, so many contemptible traits that'd you dislike a person if they had just one of them, with zero introspection or want to improve. The man is happy to be, whilst being gleefully unaware that he is, a complete and utter cunt in every possible way. He somehow manages to make simultaneously both the stupidest and cuntiest decision he can in any given situation.

That’s because he’s just role playing. They’re personality costumes to him. There is absolutely no substance to anything he has ever done or said.

In this he embodies another thing that he is contemptible in something a lot of others do yet some how turns it up to 11. He arrogantly substitutes a persona for his lack of personality and gets angry when people don't warm to it.

 

[AnOminous]

So we're calling it another swatting despite the fact that there's no proof either way?

Do we know the latest even happened at all? Even if it did, that's really no reason to think Fatty did it, because lame copycat fuckups are not exactly out of the question, especially considering Fatty's hilarious response was virtually guaranteed to attract idiots to try it again.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So we're calling it another swatting despite the fact that there's no proof either way?

There is no “we” here.

 

[David Brown]

So we're calling it another swatting despite the fact that there's no proof either way?

Speculation during a lack of information is all. We will find out more eventually, hopefully soon.

 

[Retink]

There is no “we” here.

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"Look child, the grease is tactical to make it harder for others to grapple me in hand to hand combat, you would know this if you had the combat expertise that I have, but you do not because you are a stupid child, child."

 

[r00]

Lol. Another one of patricks dumb tweets about trump went viral with the mouthbreathers on r/political humor where it got 19k upvotes before being removed by mods for not actually being humor.

 

[NOT a Loaded Gun]

"Look child, the grease is tactical to make it harder for others to grapple me in hand to hand combat, you would know this if you had the combat expertise that I have, but you do not because you are a stupid child, child."

I wish there was a bot able to mash all of Rick's snarky replies into one giant Navy SEAL pasta.
"I'll have you know, child, that I was the fattest pepperoni maker in my class at the Milwaukee Community College of Arts. etc" One can dream.

His latest book idea -if you want to call it that- had me thinking. I'm an avid reader of mostly fiction. I read most of Herbert's Dune series so I guess you could call me a fan of sci-fi. But I'm curious as to exactly how awful Rick's books are (I'm imagining some pretty bad stuff, considering) but not curious enough to spend any money on his books. This thread has gotten pretty big over a period of time; even coming up on 1000 pages (!), but is there anywhere I can safely read some of his shit without having to buy a hard copy?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

but is there anywhere I can safely read some of his shit without having to buy a hard copy?

I definitely wouldn't suggest looking it up on libgen.is. There's no way that there are several of his books available for download there.

 

[r00]

I wish there was a bot able to mash all of Rick's snarky replies into one giant Navy SEAL pasta.
"I'll have you know, child, that I was the fattest pepperoni maker in my class at the Milwaukee Community College of Arts. etc" One can dream.

His latest book idea -if you want to call it that- had me thinking. I'm an avid reader of mostly fiction. I read most of Herbert's Dune series so I guess you could call me a fan of sci-fi. But I'm curious as to exactly how awful Rick's books are (I'm imagining some pretty bad stuff, considering) but not curious enough to spend any money on his books. This thread has gotten pretty big over a period of time; even coming up on 1000 pages (!), but is there anywhere I can safely read some of his shit without having to buy a hard copy?

They are easy to pirate, but you could always get starship repo on amazon and return it. Just tell them you mistook it for a far better book with the same name by Will Tate.
They are honestly not worth reading though. Skim through the amazon previews and you'll get a good idea of what his writing is all about. Its all the same bland faggots in space shit. Not even bad enough to be entertaining, just a slog through page after page of uninspired sci-fi drivel from a 1.2 dullard. Every chapter has something retarded to make fun of, but his writing is just so fucking uninteresting it made reading it a chore with absolutely no payoff.

 

[joebobmurphy]

"Look child, the grease is tactical to make it harder for others to grapple me in hand to hand combat, you would know this if you had the combat expertise that I have, but you do not because you are a stupid child, child."

Dude should just take up Turkish wrestling.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

They are easy to pirate, but you could always get starship repo on amazon and return it. Just tell them you mistook it for a far better book with the same name by Will Tate.
They are honestly not worth reading though. Skim through the amazon previews and you'll get a good idea of what his writing is all about. Its all the same bland faggots in space shit. Not even bad enough to be entertaining, just a slog through page after page of uninspired sci-fi drivel from a 1.2 dullard. Every chapter has something retarded to make fun of, but his writing is just so fucking uninteresting it made reading it a chore with absolutely no payoff.

If I buy it as an e book how long do I have to return it and does it still let me leave a verified review?

 

[Ophelia]

I really, really hope he finishes that piece of shit

I want to read it. I don’t have it in me to read bad sci-fi for entertainment, but bad historical fiction gets me. If it’s not too long, I could get a good laugh from Pat Does Ye Olde England.

If it was Pat he'd have given himself away by now by doing something brainmeltingly stupid, like filming himself phoning the report in but wearing a different hat so no one would suspect it was him.

They are easy to pirate, but you could always get starship repo on amazon and return it. Just tell them you mistook it for a far better book with the same name by Will Tate.

Not sure if this is true, but I’ve heard it hurts authors when people do this. That would be oh so terrible for Pat, simply tragic.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Piggy is begging for followers now.

Still no checkmark either.

 

[Trayvon Fartin]

My theory on the SWATing is that it’s one of the streamers he was beefing with last month. Pretty sure one of them was just as big of a NEET as pat is.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Piggy is begging for followers now.

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Still no checkmark either.

“Messed about” — Pat’s LARPing as a Brit is getting on my fucking nerves. You’re from Wisconsin, fatso. You’re not special.

 

[Table Country]

Piggy is begging for followers now.

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Still no checkmark either.

I messed about and accidentally ended up sucking 49k cocks. Would be a real shame to stay there, it's totally arbitrary but 50k just has a better mouth feel you know?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Piggy is begging for followers now.

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Still no checkmark either.

Hey guys,
Your favorite pepperoni salesman here. Look, I got in some hot water and now I owe this guy named Quasi a lot of money. I would make a lot of money selling this twitter account if I had 50k followers instead of 49k. Can a successful author out there buy an extra 1k bots to follow me please?

 

[AnOminous]

I want to read it. I don’t have it in me to read bad sci-fi for entertainment, but bad historical fiction gets me. If it’s not too long, I could get a good laugh from Pat Does Ye Olde England.

I imagine it making Dick van Dyke in Mary Poppins sound like he studied at Oxbridge. And Dick van Dyke apologized for how bad his accent was. I wonder if he'll be autistic enough to try to spell it phonetically. Retards often do that.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

“Messed about” — Pat’s LARPing as a Brit is getting on my fucking nerves. You’re from Wisconsin, fatso. You’re not special.

On top of that I'd say spending every waking moment of your life on twitter is a bit more than "messing about".

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Also, he is FAT