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King Nigger The 3rd said:
Holy shit nigger what the fuck are you doing. It’s over one last seethe post is only gonna make shit worse for you, it’s over buddy. Also, how the fuck is your opsec this bad you’re a 2014 account you should have a unique username, password and email as a bare minimum how do you not know this. I thought you oldfags were supposed to be smart or something.
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Most of the really oldfaggots are Chris adjacent personalities, meaning, they're people who really took to reading about and attacking Chris Chandler because it made themselves feel better about their own loser existence. This is the case about 9x out of 10. This guy with his fanfictions and his live journals about atheism, you can assume that every user from 2014 has the same type of shit, they just haven't been found out yet.
 
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The Periodic Gamer said:
@OrsonZedd Can you explain what you intended to do by writing what you describe as "Psuedo-incest" underneath an 'explicit' tag, a tag which is most commonly used for written pronography, AKA, smutt? BRB, going to read your stuff so I can critique your prose. It's probably shit, but only one way to find out.
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EDIT: JESUS CHRIST YOU AETHIEST NIGGER, PARAGRAPHS NIGGER! USE! THEM!
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Big ups to The Periodic Gamer for putting this shit on the thread. From what I can tell without reading it in detail (because God knows I'm not reading it in detail), "The Crowley Affair" is a novel set at an indeterminate time (post WW2 to 21st century) on an alternate Earth where robotics technology is extremely advanced. That's about all you need to know, because the setting isn't important here. What is important is that everybody is using that advanced robotics technology to fuck their advanced robots.

I was going to write a dramatis personae, but he introduces and drops characters so quickly that each chapter may as well be its own self-contained story. The three constant main characters are Nathan Crowley, son of Simon Crowley and self-insert, Noelle, the robot who Nate is fucking, and Simon Crowley, the casually racist father of Nathan Crowley.
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There is no plot. Nate fucks the robot at the beginning, and then goes and does some stuff with an old friend (who is also fucking his domestic robot) he had before he skipped 4 grades (because he's VRY SMRT), and then Nate and Noelle go to the beach and cuddle or kiss or something- it isn't well specified. Some people see them acting romantically, and from that point the story centers around a TV show called "The Tallard Report," which is produced by bad people who don't like it when other people fuck their domestic robots. The story has no ending.

In no particular order, here are some of the funnier parts of "The Crowley Affair."
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Here's all of the chapter archives in case anyone else wants to go digging.
Chapter 1 Archive
Chapter 2 Archive
Chapter 3 Archive
Chapter 4 Archive
Chapter 5 Archive
Chapter 6 Archive
Chapter 7 Archive
Chapter 8 Archive
 
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Caesare said:
Most of the really oldfaggots are Chris adjacent personalities, meaning, they're people who really took to reading about and attacking Chris Chandler because it made themselves feel better about their own loser existence. This is the case about 9x out of 10. This guy with his fanfictions and his live journals about atheism, you can assume that every user from 2014 has the same type of shit, they just haven't been found out yet.
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@OrsonZedd seems to have the same obsessive orbiter behavior as Kengle. But instead of being obsessed with the buffalo cube and Nigeria, @OrsonZedd is autistically obsessed with Donkey Kong of all things.
 
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Fetish Roulette said:
ig ups to The Periodic Gamer for putting this shit on the thread. From what I can tell without reading it in detail (because God knows I'm not reading it in detail), "The Crowley Affair" is a novel set at an indeterminate time (post WW2 to 21st century) on an alternate Earth where robotics technology is extremely advanced. That's about all you need to know, because the setting isn't important here. What is important is that everybody is using that advanced robotics technology to fuck their advanced robots.

I was going to write a dramatis personae, but he introduces and drops characters so quickly that each chapter may as well be its own self-contained story. The three constant main characters are Nathan Crowley, son of Simon Crowley and self-insert, Noelle, the robot who Nate is fucking, and Simon Crowley, the casually racist father of Nathan Crowley.
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It's fanfiction based on an obscure webcomic it seems.

Webcomic here for those of you who are interested. https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/emmy-the-robot/list?title_no=402201&page=9

Near as I can tell, none of these are actually technically OC's. At the very least, the tags are established even if literally only one other person is using Nate. That tells me that Nate is probably a real character in this webcomic.

However, I am very skeptical that the real Nate is in a habit of sperging about atheistic talking points, so I think it probably counts as a self insert. Nothing can really be said about the smutt because it's par for course. The only other fic that uses the Nate tag is also smut and involves pegging. Pretty normal for AO3 TBH.
 
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LikeAStone said:
4Chan fag confirmed.

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Plus Clarissa is literally a cartoon about a little girl molested by her father but supposed to be funny.

It's written by a soyboy pervert and I could go into him more but just look at his thread, although just this picture by itself tells you all you really need to know about him.
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An example of his "humor."
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Get it? It's funny because rape!
 
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AnOminous said:
Plus Clarissa is literally a cartoon about a little girl molested by her father but supposed to be funny.

It's written by a soyboy pervert and I could go into him more but just look at his thread, although just this picture by itself tells you all you really need to know about him.
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An example of his "humor."
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Get it? It's funny because rape!
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Jesus fucking Christ almighty

Orson is a nightmare of a human being.
 
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The Periodic Gamer said:
nononononononononono

“That’s bullshit Noey and you know it.” Simon’s voice was sharp and serious now, “That thing you just read is proof enough. So the real question is, how do you feel about Nate?”

“‘Thou shalt not plant thee a grove of any trees near unto the altar of the Lord thy God, which thou shalt make thee’.” I don’t really understand this Amity.

“It’s fine, this is a pretty oblique reference to Asherah Poles. This translation sort of just ignores that name, but some Semitic peoples would carve poles to a goddess Asherah to help with childbirth and fertility.” Amity replied. Nate smiled at having learned something new, and part of her tingled with joy.

“I’ve never heard of Asherah.”

“Asherah was originally the wife of Yahweh, until the Jahwists reconquered the land of Judea after the Babylonian Captivity. They were strict monotheists and rewrote large parts of the bible to remove references to other gods.”

“You make it sound like the bible isn’t the word of God.”

Amity froze for a second, “The bible was made by man for man. It was inspired by God, not dictated.”

“Do you think that maybe some things aren’t always bad then? Like morality is relative?”

“What do you mean exactly?”

“I mean, how could these people have known 2500 years ago what problems we’d face today? How could they know the answer to complex moral questions?”

“I don’t know these answers Nathan. Maybe you should follow your heart. If you’re made in God’s image as we’re made in yours, then your intuition must be, somehow, godly,” Amity’s processor sped up and she started breathing more heavily to cool down.

“You’re right, Amity. I should just be honest. Thank you very much,” Nate got out of the seat and pocketed his rosary. “I’ll let you know how it goes.”

He left after he finished talking, and Amity finally came to her senses, “Sweet Mary mother of God, what have I done?”
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This is also not entirely correct. It is believed that the faith that Judaism evolved from was monolatric - that is, acknowledged existence of many divine figures but worshiped only one of them.
Traces of it are in the first commandment: "You shall have no other gods before me" - why tell people to not worship other gods if there are no other gods?
It's not some great conspiracy - it's just natural evolution of the religion.

The Periodic Gamer said:
"I'll stalk you everywhere you go; hunt you down and yell at you for liking something that is popular."
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I hate the popular people
'Cause I ain't popular
I'll eat these words tomorrow
'Cause I'm bipolar

LikeAStone said:
Orson is a nightmare of a human being.
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More like a horror-comedy...
 
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