DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
His impromptu Q&A made me lose some braincells:
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UsedUp said:
I gotta ask, for any and all hard working people, literally. Is it not a slap in the face and or sickening to hear when dsp says I'm so busy. This man is not busy. He's trapped is what he is. A man that has forced himself to play video games every day of his life is not busy. You cornered yourself Phil cause you will cry broke is you miss a day.
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It frustrates me to no end, yes. I work hard and my life isn't perfect, but I have a wife who actually loves me and pets that don't hate being around me. I get lots of free time to actually enjoy gaming, and I'm not a living meme. So as much as I'd love to make the kind of money he does I guess it evens out some.
 
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UsedUp said:
I gotta ask, for any and all hard working people, literally. Is it not a slap in the face and or sickening to hear when dsp says I'm so busy. This man is not busy. He's trapped is what he is. A man that has forced himself to play video games every day of his life is not busy. You cornered yourself Phil cause you will cry broke is you miss a day.
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Very much so. He’s so detached from reality it’s pathetic. He has never and will never know what hard work is.
 
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UsedUp said:
Goes to local bait and tackle shop. Employee strikes up conversation, oh you've got a Lotta lures there, what do you like to catch? -more small talk about fishing- Oh I just play dress up for wheelchairs and play bassmaster 2022 on my Xbox One X -goat laugh-
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That would require:
1: Leaving the house
2: Traveling on a road ( That could KILL HIM, DOOD)
3: Waddling in to a store
4: TALKING TO PEOPLE ( Possibility of them being shithead mentally fucked up in the head trolls )
He's just gonna buy them online, man.
 
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UsedUp said:
I gotta ask, for any and all hard working people, literally. Is it not a slap in the face and or sickening to hear when dsp says I'm so busy. This man is not busy. He's trapped is what he is. A man that has forced himself to play video games every day of his life is not busy. You cornered yourself Phil cause you will cry broke is you miss a day.
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Phil builds a false equivalency between working hard and doing shit he hates. Phil hates everything he does aside from feeding his addictions and narcissism.

So while Phil is lazier than shit, I understand why he “thinks” it’s hard work because he has to slog through a chat full of autists, play games he is dog shit at, and carry around dozens of lies at any given moment.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
He just added TIHYDPs to the Grand Narrative. Early ones are now good but later TIHYDPs are bad because detractors put racist things in them.
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That's funny because his narrative for why he turned off Youtube comments was always that people would "compete" to say the most awful about him so they would show up in the TIHYDP. So the early ones are full of horrible toxic lies about him, but they're fine now I guess.

Edit: Looks like Phil's stream just crashed. And he's at $6. Gonna be a great day for everyone's favorite streamer!
 
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EmpGulcasa said:
Showed the picture of DSP blowing bubbles to Mrs. EmpGulcasa and the revulsion in her eyes made me laugh harder than I have in a while. I still don't understand why he does it. Like he saw titty streamers do it and copied them without understanding the reason they get money for it is because they're half naked and attractive, not just because they're blowing bubbles.
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When I was watching Snort Burnell, the wife thought I was watching Ben Shapiro (audio).
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Add to that all of his talk of refusing to be a "shill", which is actually worse than declining to go viral with drama, since one video with a million views is a pittance compared to the burden he has placed on his fans six days a week for years now. Being paid to give a quick "play Raid, ya bums" before everything he uploads would easily keep him in Champions pulls, so long as he didn't insist on spending so much every day.

But no, he's going to beg six days a week, be a toxic douchebag no one wants associated with their brand, show no restraint with his favorite pass-time, and make his few supporters foot the $100k per year bill. All so he can be a lazy, smelly, ungrateful, entitled loser who drinks himself to sleep because the whole world knows there's no reason to like or even pity him.

It's really no wonder that his support isn't about him at all.
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Plus phil looks too much like a hobo to do shoutouts for Manscape.
 
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King of Hateful Slurs said:
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This is what happens when you leave every electronic in your house on in "rest mode"
Literally blaming it on Kat because she was vacuuming lmao
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I guess it could have been vacuuming. Average vacuum takes bout 10 ~ 12 amps, but that would mean he's got around 1200 watts of crap running at all times to trip the breaker with it.


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How is he tripping breakers? Usually each room has their own.

Fucking 200K Lemon Khando
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Depends on the builder, but it's not unusual to have a circuit go to multiple rooms. The allowance per duplex is 180 VA, or just watts in this case. Typically most engineers put 1440 VA, or eight duplexes, on a single 120V circuit.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
The broken vacuum that had smoke pouring out of it a few days ago?
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Sure Dave could be lying, but a vacuum is a big load that can trip the breaker if the circuit is already loaded up. Or he just got a brownout and doesn't know what he's talkin about. In a residential building the lights and outlets are on a single circuit so he'd know if the breaker actually tripped if the lights went out.
 
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UsedUp said:
I gotta ask, for any and all hard working people, literally. Is it not a slap in the face and or sickening to hear when dsp says I'm so busy. This man is not busy. He's trapped is what he is. A man that has forced himself to play video games every day of his life is not busy. You cornered yourself Phil cause you will cry broke is you miss a day.
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No, because like PandaLee's Tits said, Phil's work is "hard" because he hates it, since it involves downsides. On top of that, we've known for some time that off-camera, he's "busy" being an even bigger loser than he is on-camera.

Don't get mad at Phil, remember that he's the guy who doesn't stream before 10am or after it's legit evening because he stays up late on Twitter getting drunk. Every fucking day. He's a liar, but he's also pathetic, and he completely HATES that everyone knows.
King of Hateful Slurs said:
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This is what happens when you leave every electronic in your house on in "rest mode"
Literally blaming it on Kat because she was vacuuming lmao
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I would wish for the place to catch fire while he's passed out, but he lives in a condo, and innocents would be at risk.

Not just because he's a scamming e-beggar, but because of the way his personality has him thinking nothing of constantly throwing the woman he supposedly loves under the bus so he can avoid admitting how stupid he really is. I don't care that it's Kat, that is just plain despicable, and a major reason why I would enjoy hearing that he fell down the stairs and died.
 
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