Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Unabomber11]

Not my best work admittedly, but a fun way to start the week anyway…

I believe it captures the essence of the subject quite well….

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

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Now that this faggot has found a way to milk bleeding hearts expect him to make himself easier to dox and also constantly refer to his doxxing on social media to continue the grift

 

[cat merchant]

Vaushite is a funny word.
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Even his fanbase knows that he can’t handle criticism.

 

[SNAFU]

I don't recall any evidence of Lucas taking puberty blockers, unless I missed it. I think he just lost the genetic lottery. However, I feel that part of his big push of HRT and puberty blockers on kids stems from being jealous he never got them growing up.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Fast food? He has room service money now.

Yes but like he’d know what actual food is. But shhh- don’t tell him about agent KF2-81 down in kitchen services.

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Unless that support involves money- then she can fuck right off and set fire to herself.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Washington Post article on Keffals

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[The Early 2000's]

It's ontologically retarded to use the word 'Ontologically' in any scenario.

Washington Post article on Keffals
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Of course Jagmeet would jump on this, that fuckhead.

 

[Unabomber11]

LMFAO THE FAKE CRYING LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
fuckin Lolcow of the year
LOTY 2022 Keffels give him all the awards

I truly believed no one would outdo Chantal’s Secretariat-like lead on the field early this year with the DV/head shaving arc, but this Keffalfucker just split the field and opened up a 10+ length lead on fading challengers like they’re standing still….

The Kentucky Derby is in May, but that’s for fine, well-bred thoroughbreds, not trashy lolcows…. I feel like the Lolcow Derby, which I just made a thing, should be in November like the Breeder’s Cup…invite only, best of the besties….

Entries so far:
1&1A -Chantal Sarault and Peetz (coupled/codependent entry)
2- Keffals

Dear god, can anyone sweep these 3? (Pleeeeeeease?!?! omg the lulz)

 

[Glowie]

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There aren't that many hotels in Ontario area, where Lucas lives.

Remember "his family had to buy curtains AND a dog.

Since Lucas is a Furry and a dog fucker, he would abuse animals and children both.

 

[King Dead]

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The "deadnaming" in question amounted to maybe once writing Lucas's legal last name on an evidence bag and maybe once referring to him as Lucas because that name was in their system. There is zero evidence that he was repeatedly and maliciously deadnamed by chud cops, and logically they wouldn't anyway because it's Canada. And they took the devices in question to make sure the emails weren't sent from them, after which he got them back without further incident. Never mind that this whole shebang took place while Lucas wasn't streaming, which is what a swatter would probably want to see. Instead, some threats got sent, the cops investigated, everything was done routinely and cordially to the best of our knowledge, and that was the end of that (aside from Lucas scamming his tard followers for $100k and counting). Nobody got shot, nobody died, no property was damaged, and the only pain and suffering is from Lucas hamming up his sorrow at being deadnamed.

But yes, this is an "especially rough" "swatting." Fucking lmao, Grayson, you're as pathetic now as you were eight years ago when GG was kicking off (time flies). Hope Taylor can do the ol' fucky sucky better than Zoe could, because otherwise you're carrying water for a bunch of tards for no good reason.

 

[Violence King]

Now that this faggot has found a way to milk bleeding hearts expect him to make himself easier to dox and also constantly refer to his doxxing on social media to continue the grift

there's a point of diminishing returns, as Brianna Wu learned

 

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Another useful idiot carrying water.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

there's a point of diminishing returns, as Brianna Wu learned

Lucas strikes me as the type that will continue to press the buttons until he flames out in a spectacular way. Either he finally says something egregious enough for the whole Twitter hive to turn. on him and deplatformed, or he catches criminal charges and or std’s from his degeneracy.

 

[PillCosby]

Lucas strikes me as the type that will continue to press the buttons until he flames out in a spectacular way. Either he finally says something egregious enough for the whole Twitter hive to turn. on him and deplatformed, or he catches criminal charges and or std’s from his degeneracy.

I’m betting on an infection taking him out

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I truly believed no one would outdo Chantal’s Secretariat-like lead on the field early this year with the DV/head shaving arc, but this Keffalfucker just split the field and opened up a 10+ length lead on fading challengers like they’re standing still….

The Kentucky Derby is in May, but that’s for fine, well-bred thoroughbreds, not trashy lolcows…. I feel like the Lolcow Derby, which I just made a thing, should be in November like the Breeder’s Cup…invite only, best of the besties….

Entries so far:
1&1A -Chantal Sarault and Peetz (coupled/codependent entry)
2- Keffals

Dear god, can anyone sweep these 3? (Pleeeeeeease?!?! omg the lulz)

I see Ethan Ralph as the Alydar of the Lolcow Derby in that he is nipping at the heels of the top dogs but won't quite catch them, his "fame" is partially because of his offspring, and he will likely die in a barn.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Lucas strikes me as the type that will continue to press the buttons until he flames out in a spectacular way. Either he finally says something egregious enough for the whole Twitter hive to turn. on him and deplatformed.

Twitter itself is a platform for degeneracy, there is nothing he could say worse in the future that he hasn't already said as recent as a year ago.
Nothing will happen to him.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Lucas retweeted the Washington Post article about him

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[Maricón de Mierda]

Lucas retweeted the Washington Post article about himself
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You don't have to believe, my man, we all know you have 90k in the bank.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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The more of this "woe is me" self-pity the more it will backfire.

 

[Violence King]

The more of this "woe is me" self-pity the more it will backfire.

the other troons are absolutely seething already that Lucas got a payday and they didn't.
they're commies - so at their cores they are jealous little shits that think any arbitrarily large sum of money should be "Shared" amongst themselves.