DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pandalee’s Tits]

DSP been getting a lot of money lately I hate these dents

Don’t worry, take comfort in that they don’t have that money anymore and Phil is instantly deleting it for them.

 

[actually]

DSP been getting a lot of money lately I hate these dents

Why? It's not like Phil is saving up millions for retirement. Shit, he probably just barely made up for his gacha spending over the last few days.

 

[Dona Morte]

Why? It's not like Phil is saving up millions for retirement. Shit, he probably just barely made up for his gacha spending over the last few days.

Just you see.
He willshow ALL of us by selling his account for 3x maturation value.
None of us faliures will be laughing then.

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Just you see.
He willshow ALL of us by selling his account for 3x maturation value.
None of us faliures will be laughing then.

One of the funniest days in history will be the day WWE champions closes it's servers and Phil has to comprehend that his favorite gacha fix is gone forever. I wish I could see the look on his face.

 

[Pisstrooper]

See how retarded this man is. Spend money, tip him money, to dress up in clothes that are used for outdoor activities while he sits on his ass playing a video game. DSP in his golden years should take up fishing and live stream it down by his nearest lake or bay.

Phil could never stream in a publicly accessible location these days, too much of a chance he would have an interaction where he can't instantly ban someone and remove any record of their inconvenient questions. Unless it becomes legal to instantly blast someone in the face with a hatchet for asking about your bills, Phil will only leave the snortfort behind da scenes.

 

[Paladin Derich]

DSP been getting a lot of money lately I hate these dents

The money is inconsequential. The dents can't do anything with it, and it all goes to scopely and total wine anyway.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

>/pol/ thread
>topic: IRS
>pic related

 

[tomstone]

Why? It's not like Phil is saving up millions for retirement. Shit, he probably just barely made up for his gacha spending over the last few days.

we dont really know that. if he really hasnt hidden atleast 300k somewhere and burned to 2-3 million in the last 13 years and has nothing to show for, he ist literally the dented king of the dents.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Why? It's not like Phil is saving up millions for retirement. Shit, he probably just barely made up for his gacha spending over the last few days.

It's impatience over watching his slow downfall. I understand it to an extent, Phil's idea of "entertainment" is cancerous, and then you have all the other reasons he deserves to get nothing.

That said, @Grimlock, just try to remember that the only thing that can avert what's coming is Phil suddenly growing a brain and a soul. Every day of his life, his money is gone before he gets it. Doesn't matter when he stops receiving, it will be a trainwreck when he does, because Phil is never going to be prepared.

Just you see.
He willshow ALL of us by selling his account for 3x maturation value.
None of us faliures will be laughing then.

I know you're joking, but an even funnier one is the idea that anyone would want the account that belongs to The Guy. He would have an easier time selling his condo or his wife.

 

[actually]

we dont really know that.

I mean, he filed for bankruptcy, and I doubt Phil "You have to pay taxes in EVERY state?" Burnell has set up some offshore account scheme. Plus, courtesy of Piece and TJ, we can see that most of the times he was asking for big begging bucks, it was right after he spent a similar amount on Champions.

 

[NootNewt]

I mean, he filed for bankruptcy, and I doubt Phil "You have to pay taxes in EVERY state?" Burnell has set up some offshore account scheme. Plus, courtesy of Piece and TJ, we can see that most of the times he was asking for big begging bucks, it was right after he spent a similar amount on Champions.

Painfully true. Unless he's playing the long con(huge doubt) there is NOWAY he is saving up money.

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

Oh my fucking god! Please give me a reference to this information! I'd love to know how wasteful of a fuck this pos is.

Here you go:

DSP Day Off - Phil Runs Errands & Goes To The Dump. Kat Stays Home, Plays Skyrim. She Has No Cash

Phil's Day Off - Phil Runs Errands and Goes To The Dump. Kat Stays Home and Plays Skyrim Because She Has No Money#dsp#dspgaming#dsppodcast #darksydephil #da...

youtu.be

The garbage service didn't pick up trash for "ALMOST a month". Not an entire month, ALMOST an entire month. Then they did come to pick up trash, but there was so much shit they didn't pick up all of it. Phil had to drive to the dump with 4 full bags of garbage, after the garbage service already picked up bags of trash from his house. For 2 people and a freaking cat, for not even a whole month. 2 people. And a god damn CAT.

Fucking worthless white trash parasites. Just consume, consume, consume and contribute nothing. Rate me mad at the internet, but this planet would be better off if these kind of people held a contest of "who can hold their breath the longest" and all won. How do you expect to fight climate change when you have garbage people like Phil walking around?

EDIT: I also love the Phil logic of "I do this thing, others are assholes for also doing this same thing".

He went to the mall during covid, and he was shocked! The mall was full of people. What fucking assholes, didn't they know there was a pandemic going on?? Yes, he was there too doing the same as them, but he's special.

He went to the dump, and there were like 10 people in line! It was a monday, don't they have to work?? The fuck are those people doing there?? Yes, he was going to the dump too, just like them, but he's special.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

Wonder how much loans Phil has tallied to his name now?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Here you go:

DSP Day Off - Phil Runs Errands & Goes To The Dump. Kat Stays Home, Plays Skyrim. She Has No Cash

Phil's Day Off - Phil Runs Errands and Goes To The Dump. Kat Stays Home and Plays Skyrim Because She Has No Money#dsp#dspgaming#dsppodcast #darksydephil #da...

youtu.be

The garbage service didn't pick up trash for "ALMOST a month". Not an entire month, ALMOST an entire month. Then they did come to pick up trash, but there was so much shit they didn't pick up all of it. Phil had to drive to the dump with 4 full bags of garbage, after the garbage service already picked up bags of trash from his house. For 2 people and a freaking cat, for not even a whole month. 2 people. And a god damn CAT.

Fucking worthless white trash parasites. Just consume, consume, consume and contribute nothing. Rate me mad at the internet, but this planet would be better off if these kind of people held a contest of "who can hold their breath the longest" and all won. How do you expect to fight climate change when you have garbage people like Phil walking around?

He's full of shit as the trash company even stated they would pick up the extra garbage. It just had to be put out with the regular garbage. And he only missed 2 days pick up as they pick up every 2 weeks.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

Here you go:

DSP Day Off - Phil Runs Errands & Goes To The Dump. Kat Stays Home, Plays Skyrim. She Has No Cash

Phil's Day Off - Phil Runs Errands and Goes To The Dump. Kat Stays Home and Plays Skyrim Because She Has No Money#dsp#dspgaming#dsppodcast #darksydephil #da...

youtu.be

The garbage service didn't pick up trash for "ALMOST a month". Not an entire month, ALMOST an entire month. Then they did come to pick up trash, but there was so much shit they didn't pick up all of it. Phil had to drive to the dump with 4 full bags of garbage, after the garbage service already picked up bags of trash from his house. For 2 people and a freaking cat, for not even a whole month. 2 people. And a god damn CAT.

Fucking worthless white trash parasites. Just consume, consume, consume and contribute nothing. Rate me mad at the internet, but this planet would be better off if these kind of people held a contest of "who can hold their breath the longest" and all won. How do you expect to fight climate change when you have garbage people like Phil walking around?

How do I rate you MATI? Is that like rating another post thunk provoking?

 

[Pargon]

Just you see.
He willshow ALL of us by selling his account for 3x maturation value.
None of us faliures will be laughing then.

Sarcasm yuks aside, anyone expecting Phil to do this is not accounting for the fact that Phil’s fiancé fucking dumped his ass and he apparently never saw it coming. He never saw his issues with the IRS coming either, to hear him tell it, as it seems he reaches out to his tax guy a grand total of once per annum to dump an email with fifty attachments on it with all his income information into their lap and then ignores all subsequent communiqués from both them and the IRS. He will not see the shutdown of Champions’ servers coming, not if the app popped up a huge flashing gif with sirens which he had to dismiss every time he logged in. He will fire it up one day to receive a 404 error and that will be it, on to whatever other gacha game he’s playing on the side for his primary dopamine supply.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Thanks to Phil's shitty lighting, that beret makes it look like he's wearing an equally-shitty toupee.

Just for future reference, Phil. Oh wait, that's right. You don't come here.

 

[PieceofShet]

I mean, he filed for bankruptcy, and I doubt Phil "You have to pay taxes in EVERY state?" Burnell has set up some offshore account scheme. Plus, courtesy of Piece and TJ, we can see that most of the times he was asking for big begging bucks, it was right after he spent a similar amount on Champions.

A few years from now, on a normal lookin day, he signs off from the first stream "See u guys later, peace out", but he never returns. His middle unit condo burns down, they found 2 unidentified burned bodies in the ruins. Meanwhile in a country with no extradition to the us, he starts a new life as John Cena Hogan with OIC/Jeff/Fred Fuchs on his side.

It can happen...

 

[Iron Hamster]

when did he buy a driving bait cap?