DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[pahsitive]

How do I rate you MATI? Is that like rating another post thunk provoking?

 

[PieceofShet]

If he really watches a tihydp, will he keep pausing it trying to explain thats not what happend, it was the games fault?

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

we dont really know that. if he really hasnt hidden atleast 300k somewhere and burned to 2-3 million in the last 13 years and has nothing to show for, he ist literally the dented king of the dents.

I don't believe he's squirreling anything away. I think the liquor is in the driver's seat, he's the passenger, and the liquor drives him to the baby-oiled jpeg casino on a daily basis. Ultimately it's up to him to jump out and tuck and roll, but narcissists like Piggy don't want to ever have to feel any discomfort; so I doubt it will ever happen. "So let's just chill and...

 

[Iron Hamster]

How did I get sucked into this?

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Here we fucking go AGAIN! His parents can't come to Seattle because of "health issues.", but he can go out there and see them. His father and mother? Might as well be knocking on death's door the way Phil makes it sound. What if they do come and visit? Are you gonna make your dad fix stuff again like you did the last time? Remember when you had your dying father pull weeds and clear out your backyard? Remember when you had your dad paint your walls on your mature adult house? Remember when you told them that they couldn't stay in your mature adult house because you "didn't have any room.", so, they had to stay in a hotel? Pepperidge farm remembers.

Phil, we know that lying is part of your DNA, but you fail to see one thing: we have the internet, also.

From the looks of your dad's LinkedIn profile, he's still working. From someone who's has major health issues, you'd think he'd be retired; sitting on the beach in Florida with your mom, enjoying the fruits of their labor that they've worked their ENTIRE lives for, etc...instead, he's done rather well for himself.

My hypothesis is this: he has to keep working because you BEG them for money, too. Since Linda has to make sure that her only child is okay, she sends you money, as you take away her smoking and whiskey money.

While you wait for them to die so you can get your hoofs on that sweet inheritance money, every dollar they give you, you're taking away from their life savings. So, by the time they do die - for real this time - there's nothing left. To quote Howard: "You don't care about anyone but yourself." and when you did your "react" to it, you were smiling, because you knew it was the truth.

So, continue begging the Derichs in your chat for their SSI checks, but know this: when that day does come where your parents ACTUALLY die, hopefully what you're waiting for isn't there. That you're continue stuck on level 1 with a souldmaid that eats her feelings and regrets the day she hitched herself to that dumpster fire she calls a husband and with nothing to show for your almost 14 years as a khantent creator is sent to dust when you finally stroke on stream. Sucks to sucks, Philliam!

Hi, Phil!

 

[DeeTracktor]

How did I get sucked into this?

Nothing you could do

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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So, I'm new here. Pressing Like makes that happen.

fucking phone posters

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

You exceptional new individuals need to calm down. If Kiwi Farms is too hard fou you, go to Reddit or 4Chan.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

fucking phone posters

Bro, chillax. Why can't I get my milk over da phone?

 

[Keith the Horse Fucker]

Phil has no impulse control. He can't even save up for a new computer, despite making $130,000 a year. No way he is putting money aside. I thought maybe he was before we saw the bank leaks. The person who will pay his mortgage late so that he can have a few extra Hulk Hogan's Dick Pulls is not the same person putting money aside in a savings account somewhere.

 

[UaineRunei]

How do I tip?

 

[Piece of Peace]

08-15-22 AM:



I'll also include the tip timestamps in this post cause it's kinda funny how little organic support he actually received:

 

[TheGoutburglar]

@Beverly Sutphin I think he's actually telling the truth, because this fits in with other instances of them putting their foot down. Plus, he gives no fucks about being known for his misanthropy and lack of appreciation, he would bitch about having to travel to see them, if he actually wanted to.

No, Linda and Dave are refusing to have a repeat of their one waste of a visit, and he has no idea that he's the one being fed stories.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Legit crazy how Phil can still manage to profit off his old friends like with that new hat damn Phil for someone with zero creativity you sure know how to milk things

 

[Mr. Brown]

DSP been getting a lot of money lately I hate these dents

The more Phil gets from these retards the more he owes in tax.

And we all know it's 100% spent on WWEC and gin. Hopefully those 87,000 IRS agents our boy Biden is bringing in create a new arc for us to follow a year from now.

 

[Seth MacFartman]

How did I get sucked into this?

Well it all started, when Phil's Darksyde Phil's persona got worse than he was before.

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

Are you gonna make your dad fix stuff again like you did the last time? Remember when you had your dying father pull weeds and clear out your backyard? Remember when you had your dad paint your walls on your mature adult house? Remember when you told them that they couldn't stay in your mature adult house because you "didn't have any room.", so, they had to stay in a hotel? Pepperidge farm remembers.

You forgot that their reward for all that is he let them drive his BMW for the week. He's so generous dood.

 

[MAWBD]

Nothing you could do

He did everything correct.

 

[Too Pale to Fail]

Phil has no impulse control. He can't even save up for a new computer, despite making $130,000 a year. No way he is putting money aside.

I think Phil could have enough self control to save 10 percent of his monthly earnings for 2 or 3 months to buy a PC if he thought it would increase his profits at all and for some reason he knew a whale wouldn't buy one for him.
But he won't cause he knows that some retard will get him a computer when he needs one.

He definitely does not have any savings though, whether it be sweaty men or his sweaty wife he's spending all that money. I bet he even thinks in his head that he is struggling living paycheck to paycheck and is so brave for it.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I think Phil could have enough self control to save 10 percent of his monthly earnings for 2 or 3 months to buy a PC if he thought it would increase his profits at all and for some reason he knew a whale wouldn't buy one for him.
But he won't cause he knows that some retard will get him a computer when he needs one.

He definitely does not have any savings though, whether it be sweaty men or his sweaty wife he's spending all that money. I bet he even thinks in his head that he is struggling living paycheck to paycheck and is so brave for it.

This isn't just to dunk on Phil for being bad with money, but I actually don't think he's capable of it anymore. Phil from a few years ago...eh, maybe, but I think since that time, Phil's gambling addiction has gotten worse. He's barely able to save up for his day off, and I mean save in the loosest of terms since it only seems to consist of him not spending what he makes the previous day. Him saving for something for 2 to 3 months seems impossible. Especially since I don't think he's even capable of considering what he'll be doing 2 to 3 weeks from now, let alone months.