Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Friedrich4231]

Good gosh. He's like 450 lbs. He's getting bigger every second. When he started he was at least 300 lbs. Now look at him? How the fuck us he already at 450 lbs? Why is Warski okay letting him eat himself to death? He's fucking 500 lbs and can barely sit up. He got winded walking in house. Someone needs to tell this christian lad that being 550 lbs is a sin. He's the embodiement of gluttony. He's a 650lb circus freak. Like I don't even know who was more upset. Warski that PPP didn't like his food. Or PPP that his meal was ruined. Fucking 900lb glutton motherfucker

He sure as hell isn't treating his body as a temple. I honestly think fat people should not be allowed to be pastors because they're such a poor example of self control.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Good gosh. He's like 450 lbs. He's getting bigger every second. When he started he was at least 300 lbs. Now look at him? How the fuck us he already at 450 lbs? Why is Warski okay letting him eat himself to death? He's fucking 500 lbs and can barely sit up. He got winded walking in house. Someone needs to tell this christian lad that being 550 lbs is a sin. He's the embodiement of gluttony. He's a 650lb circus freak. Like I don't even know who was more upset. Warski that PPP didn't like his food. Or PPP that his meal was ruined. Fucking 900lb glutton motherfucker

It’s about time this thread is once again moved. Just this time to the death fat category

 

[Crystal Golem]

It’s about time this thread is once again moved. Just this time to the death fat category

"Obese lesbian has messy breakup with her partner who still plays exclusively N64 games. They both spend months shit talking each other as their respective shows get worse and draw fewer viewers."

Am I talking about ALR and Becky or PPP and Surfer?

 

[BiggusHammer]

I know Tardski is not in that great of shape for someone training for a fight, but can't he convince PPP to go to the gym with him? I've never had a problem shaming my fat friends into exercising with me.

Well considering he just got shitfaced, likely smoked a ton of pot and ate literal goyim slop 2 weeks before his "fight", probably not the best influence

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

When you gaze into the Gunt, the Gunt gazes back into you.

Also, keep that ass covered. Wouldn't want Ralph to get ideas.

 

[All becomes gunt]

The right of passage is finally complete. We have PPP's Gunt protruding from his ill fitting XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL shirt.

 

[instythot]

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The right of passage is finally complete. We have PPP's Gunt protruding from his ill fitting XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL shirt.

LOL he's gotten so fat that he has that Downie thumb head

 

[Ulkesh]

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The right of passage is finally complete. We have PPP's Gunt protruding from his ill fitting XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL shirt.

 

[A Sunset]

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The right of passage is finally complete. We have PPP's Gunt protruding from his ill fitting XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL shirt.

That is a truly shameful gunt. At the very least, Ralph’s hideous, grizzled gunt was exposed due to him raising his arms 90 degrees. Most people’s stomach would be exposed like that.

Here Asstonne Porks is what? Standing upright? How fat do you have to be for your belly to be pouring out from underneath your shirt without even doing anything. The answer is, very fucking fat.

Also look at how low his gut hangs. That motherfucker is likely literally covering his dick. I’m surprised he was able to piss without assistance. Maybe that‘s why Roidski came into the bathroom with him during livestream, to hold up Asstonne‘s gut so he wouldn’t splash piss all over himself.

Compounding all this is Asstonne’s strange hairlessness and clammy, sweaty skin, which combined with his supernaturally large gut creates a disturbing and grotesque appearance. Possibly the ugliest man alive?

He also looks like a Downie in this pic lmao.

 

[Shek$il]

Andy can only take two paths forward from here. He must either submit himself to be Ashton's house wife and cook him only the finest tendies, or he has to destroy the gunt that has taken over PPP's mind like a parasite and free the man inside.

The curse of the Ralphagunt permeates. Your team and all kingdoms shall be divided.

 

[Micheal Westen]

Andy can only take two paths forward from here. He must either submit himself to be Ashton's house wife and cook him only the finest tendies, or he has to destroy the gunt that has taken over PPP's mind like a parasite and free the man inside.

The curse of the Ralphagunt permeates. Your team and all kingdoms shall be divided.

Have we come to the point in this trash fire where Andy has to save Ashton, not the other way around? Jesus tap dancing christ, this timeline is dark af.


On another note, I just rewatched the entire aim aim aim medakur stream, "When keeping it real goes wrong". This is back when Jim was funny and would laugh at anyone and anything.

But this is less an exposition on Jim's decline and more Andy's bitchass. Yes, Aim^3 has been analyzed to bits but something metookur said really encapsuled the whole incident.

Paraphrased - "Here you have Alex aiming a gun at these two guys, they're about to leave but Andy screaming like a little bitch "STAYYYY BACK" made them reconsider and think they could take them. You know the rest of the story. Also, Moorski the faggot had purple hair lol.

This is how I envision the salt papi fight to go. But maybe, just maybe, the trainers at the gym know about the "stay back" moment and the reason they are using him as a punching back is to beat the faggot bitch out of his spirit. Which actually makes sense in a weird way.

 

[Niggler Antics]

I've been gone 2 weeks playing Tarkov and this raided out grifting dadbod faggot along with his mcdoubles fed gimp are still collecting supersheckels to make AF and Gunt seethe?

Shameful... just shameful. This PPPorky le PPPig needs to count his blessings.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Have we come to the point in this trash fire where Andy has to save Ashton, not the other way around? Jesus tap dancing christ, this timeline is dark af.


On another note, I just rewatched the entire aim aim aim medakur stream, "When keeping it real goes wrong". This is back when Jim was funny and would laugh at anyone and anything.

But this is less an exposition on Jim's decline and more Andy's bitchass. Yes, Aim^3 has been analyzed to bits but something metookur said really encapsuled the whole incident.

Paraphrased - "Here you have Alex aiming a gun at these two guys, they're about to leave but Andy screaming like a little bitch "STAYYYY BACK" made them reconsider and think they could take them. You know the rest of the story. Also, Moorski the faggot had purple hair lol.

This is how I envision the salt papi fight to go. But maybe, just maybe, the trainers at the gym know about the "stay back" moment and the reason they are using him as a punching back is to beat the faggot bitch out of his spirit. Which actually makes sense in a weird way.

Andy Warski is a man that aborted his own son. I don't blame the gym for turning him into a punching bag. If i saw him in the street i'd violently bash his fookin 'ead in and he is lucky he is one continent away ( in minecraft don't get any ideas feds ). The motherfucker's face is a punch magnet, it's so punchable. He has 0 redeeming qualities and the only reason people keep giving him a chance and he "rises" again is because "HOOOHHOOOO *clap *clap* *clap*" HE ITHHH RETHHAARDED DURRRRRRRRR. HE CAN'T HELP IT DURRRRRRR". This time though he has managed to burn all sort of goodwill from anyone but the most abominable trash that inhabit the internet. Retards like Pedomenco, retards like Gaydurr, like Christorian X, like Kinochet, like Vickers, like his own cohost Asston a false prophet that LARPS as a Christian and brings shame to the name of Christ while he serves Mammon and Moloch. People like him don't have a soul, they lack key charachteristics that make someone a human. They are like animals and they should be slaughtered like animals ( in minecraft of course, and they should be thrown into lava to make obsidian too ).

The paypiggies are the fucking worse. They are more pathetic than these 2 fucks. Imagine being such a testosterone defficient shell of a man that sends money to these 2 absolute niggerkikes because you seek a parasocial relationship and/or for your daily "hot" take which you hope chat is gonna think is based. Or even worse seeking validation from these absolute gutterscum. Donating even a dollar and even ironically makes you fucking pathetic and even if you did once you should feel fucking bad about it. Paypigging is a mental illness, all paypiggies need to be rounded up and enclosed in a mental ward for their own good.

I've been gone 2 weeks playing Tarkov and this raided out grifting dadbod faggot along with his mcdoubles fed gimp are still collecting supersheckels to make AF and Gunt seethe?

Shameful... just shameful. This PPPorky le PPPig needs to count his blessings.

Ya missed a lot son, i suggest reading back this and the KC thread for images that will be forever scarred into your soul.

 

[veri]

It’s about time this thread is once again moved. Just this time to the death fat category

i just want to know what beauty parlor has to say about him.

 

[Niggler Antics]

"Assston it's gooood look*then proceeds to spit out the uncooked bacon* IT'S GOOD"
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"Assston eaaatt it"
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Also here the part were Andy was pretty much crying because PPP didn't want to eat his uncooked nasty food.
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Also not a bad way to lose weight lol
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Ya missed a lot son, i suggest reading back this and the KC thread for images that will be forever scarred into your soul.

WOOOOAAAAHHHH there boyz! This is some next level gay... "Warski gains admirer for $10"
"Aaasssston pleeeeassse tryyyy itttt!!!"
"Pleeeaaaaaaseee"
If i go back and watch this stream am I going to watch PPP spank Tardski's ass in a maid outfit...?
Good god almighty what is this total display of faggotry....?
PPP definitely made Tardki wear the high-heals... didnt he?

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

Thank God Tardski still lives with his parents otherwise he would have died from not being able to properly cook food.

 

[JCDenthog]

So if PPP and Ralph were locked in a room, who would eat who? My money is on PPP consuming Ralph.

 

[instythot]

Thank God Tardski still lives with his parents otherwise he would have died from not being able to properly cook food.

Cookin with Warski should be a weekly feature, except rebranded to Will Ashton Eat It?

 

[DogZero]

If they did these drunk streams once a month I would probably actually watch them

 

[AltisticRight]

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The right of passage is finally complete. We have PPP's Gunt protruding from his ill fitting XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL shirt.

That shirt looks larger than a circus tent.