DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Martys_not_smarty]

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Derich are you just looking at things in your room and asking if Dave's seen them?
*Derich in his typical retarded awkward pause gears grinding in head* Ever see a pile of jizz tissues @dspgaming? I saw them most next to my bed and by my phone with your picture on it.

Also crazy idea but has anyone actually asked him why he posts the same shit like five times in three minutes on a daily basis?

 

[Lord_Point]

Virgin OIC spends tens of thousands of dollars and gets ignored by DSP

Chad Derich spams chat and demands DSP removes fake Derichs and DSP hops to it.

 

[grump]

Derich are you just looking at things in your room and asking if Dave's seen them?

Also crazy idea but has anyone actually asked him why he posts the same shit like five times in three minutes on a daily basis?

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxDY4sviRvg2s_Oo04A1PaBRRUsIUR4ezG

 

[strandedcastaway]

I'll go the opposite way and say that he's making selling that stuff sound Herculean so he can excuse himself from ever having to do it and instead shift blame onto the dents for not fronting him the PC money he wanted.

Phil hates anything that involves effort. He doesn't comprehend that instead of spending an hour a day for 100 days bitching about the lack of tips, he could have quietly listed and sold $1000 worth of his old garbage. But that requires him listing things, and taking photos of them, and then shipping things, and leaving the house. And he'd rather beg instead.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil: "I would love your feedback."
Paypigs: "*Give constructive criticism and feedback to improve things."
Also, Phil: "Fuck that! Not doing that!"

Phil, this is why you are where you are. Every person that has TRIED to give you a HINT of constructive criticism or feedback, you mock them and REFUSE to do anything UNTIL you've DRAGGED into the future. You are here because you've made that conscience choice to be here.

Also, everyone that gave you constructive criticism or gave you feedback, they're gone. By the time you FINALLY get around to it, those people are LONG gone. They've moved on with their lives and you're a faded memory in the rearview of life.

When are you going to finally realize that your poor habits and lifestyle aren't sustainable anymore? Those days are gone, dood! Even a mentally ill moron like myself know this.

That said, I'm just here for the laughs and the clown show. Also, I gotta ask: why were you so upset the other day when you went to close the door? Did Tyrone make a stop by? Or is reality finally sinking in that your lifestyle isn't sustainable anymore?

Hi, Phil!

 

[Pargon]

Also crazy idea but has anyone actually asked him why he posts the same shit like five times in three minutes on a daily basis?

C’mon, man, it’s been a long day for me. Do I really gotta post it?

Spoiler: The Ol’ Standby

AUTISM

 

[Agent Proper]

So I know the John and Rambo “debunk” was alleged to be made by Das, but I don’t think I saw the source on those claims at the time. Was it just someone claiming it that everyone just nodded and believed and passed along as fact, or was there proof on this?
That said I wouldn’t put it past him in the first place I’m just curious if the claim was substantiated.

There is no concrete proof that Das did any for that work; however he is the only one of Phil's Paycucks who is talented enough at video editing to be able to pull any of that editing off. I also believe he has been known to edit for DSP before maybe in the DSP approved TIHYDP videos for KOgaming. I'll have to check that one.

 

[UaineRunei]

2 beg tweets in 35 minutes.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

He does this PC talk every 6 months or so, each time with a new excuse:

- “I don’t have the money, I don’t have the money, I don’t have the money, I don’t have the money…!”

- “The hardcore gaming season’s coming, I don’t want to risk any technical issue coming up while I play, okay?”

- “Why would I get a gaming PC? There’s barely any games for PC and my setup is better with khansoles, dood!”

- “I‘ve got bills to pay, I can’t afford a new PC now! All of your khantributions are going straight to bills!

- “Now’s just not the right time!”

- “I need that money, I really do! I need that money… to pay my bills!”

If there was a DSP-themed bingo, management running the casino would be fucking broke.

 

[blahblahblah678]

Just loop Dark Dave’s drop, “I don’t have money to do it, I don’t have money to do it, I don’t have money to do it!”

Salty piggy is best piggy. Broke piggy is best piggy.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

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All work and no play makes Derish a dull boy.

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

You guys think DSP will shoot himself?

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

You guys think DSP will shoot himself?

Only if it has something to do with insurance fraud. He loves himself too much to actually become an hero.

 

[john_g]

You guys think DSP will shoot himself?

nah his narcism makes him think he is too important

 

[Kosher Dill]

You guys think DSP will shoot himself?

I don't think he has enough muzzle velocity for it anymore.

We are talking about the same thing, right?

 

[MAWBD]

End of stream, back to sandwiches for piggy.

 

[SomeBoyo]

No tips for the qna? oof

 

[Lord_Point]

No tips for the qna? oof

No tips for the Q& Uhhh i dunno? Im shocked people wouldnt pay to be ignored or belittled!

 

[actually]

So I know the John and Rambo “debunk” was alleged to be made by Das, but I don’t think I saw the source on those claims at the time. Was it just someone claiming it that everyone just nodded and believed and passed along as fact, or was there proof on this?
That said I wouldn’t put it past him in the first place I’m just curious if the claim was substantiated.

It was a reasonably well-edited video that Phil said was "put together by a fan", DasBo had been hanging around as ThePastryarchy again, and DasBo's job is video editing. Circumstantial, but seems likely.

 

[Piece of Peace]

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