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He was a teacher.

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Clownish said:
"I am a huge fan of Crayola. It is my favorite thing in the world, Crayola Crayons. I say that about a lot of things, absolutely true this time." - OrzonZedd

"I am in love with Crayola wax pastels." - OrzonZedd

If you are wondering why he has so many photos of Crayons.
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"You're probably not a wax pastel artist"

Neither are you, buddy

"You're upset there's a product that isn't aimed at you that exists"

This fucking sped. I don't get it. I missed the Crayola riots. What the fuck is he even talking about?
 
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Stabmaster Arson said:
Not sure about that.

University of Nunya Business

University of Nunya Business on academia.edu
nunyabusiness.academia.edu nunyabusiness.academia.edu

They don't hand out .edu tlds to anyone.

Edit: oh I am stupid.
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Kek yeah I saw that.
I also found an unrelated school in Ghana, some unrelated online business coaching classes, and other fake shit.
Looking up "nunya county mississippi" got me this
but nothing else that looks relevant.

I have no idea what's going on. Is it some kind of meme I don't get, or am I stupid? Lol
EDIT: Yes, I'm stupid... lel
 
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aviationSatan said:
Hopefully he was just larping as a teacher, as in that same thread he goes on a tirade about how he doesn't fail his students because they're Christian or some shit. In either case, it seems as if he abandoned pedagogy for fixing VCR, thank god. :stress:
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I think the VCR repair job is supposed to be a joke too. It's a reference to Red Letter Media's "Half in the Bag" reviews being done by a pair of VCR repairmen.
 
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Clownish said:
"I am a huge fan of Crayola. It is my favorite thing in the world, Crayola Crayons. I say that about a lot of things, absolutely true this time." - OrzonZedd

"I am in love with Crayola wax pastels." - OrzonZedd

If you are wondering why he has so many photos of Crayons.
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Archived.



Bonus archive, Fat Al carrying on about crayola watercolors. Not really so interesting, just bizarre a grown on carries on with what are not professiona, artist grade watercolors, but watercolors for kids...


 
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Norbert the Tiger said:
Archived.


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Bonus archive, Fat Al carrying on about crayola watercolors. Not really so interesting, just bizarre a grown on carries on with what are not professiona, artist grade watercolors, but watercolors for kids...


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I don't get how a man that's so bad at drawing can be so obsessed with painting supplies.
On the other hand, Crayola are for kids so...
 
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aviationSatan said:
Hopefully he was just larping as a teacher, as in that same thread he goes on a tirade about how he doesn't fail his students because they're Christian or some shit. In either case, it seems as if he abandoned pedagogy for fixing VCR, thank god. :stress:
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I don't doubt he had a teaching job at some point. North MS is one of the poorest areas of the country, and they'll hire anyone with an ed degree. It's one of the places you can go with teach for america to get your student debt discharged after a period of time, because no one wants to teach (or live) there. So basically what I'm saying is he's such a fowl degenerate that even the most desperate of school systems don't want him teaching there.
 
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