حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

[Norbert the Tiger]

I don't get how a man that's so bad at drawing can be so obsessed with painting supplies.
On the other hand, Crayola are for kids so...

He seems to have a hyper, radically juvenile mindset, in ways I would not think are possible for anyone except the mentally retarded. At least comic book guy from the Simpsons knew comics and collectibles well enough to run a business. This guy is into crayola crowns for preschoolers through maybe middle school. Pokemon, nineties era donkey kong. I do not see any interest in collectibles that hold value, or that one could even hold a marginally adult conversation about.
It is like the mind of a an 11 year old boy trapped in the body of a very repulsiv, ugly, obese man.
How the hell did he get a Bachelor's in English? I know he went through the community college route and I dont bedgrudge that. There are some late bloomers, people who come from chaotic backgrounds. But how did he graduate from Ole Miss, which is not that bad of a school.... I can only surmise that someone who is that juvenile in his mindsight cannot function at a collegiate level. It seems that grade inflation is all too real.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Included because of his monkey fetish.

God damnit. This is going to cross over with the monkey thread at some point, isn't it?

I hope Alan has enough money stashed away for a few feet of steel-core rope.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

Oh my god of course this is in his list too
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/GjTYF

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Funnily enough, CWC pony came up earlier when I was trying to see if he was into either MLP or fluffy ponies. I didn't really turn up much (he claims on the DK forum and other places he doesn't like the show for being "too girly"), but a link did pop up in Google directing me to this thread here on the Farms.

I guess people were discussing whether Hasbro referenced Chris and his parents in one episode; I only skimmed the thread so I might be wrong. I don't think our boy actually ever commented, but he did leave a rating on one post.



So he disagrees that, while it's possible Hasbro could have done it to pander to the brony demographic, it's probably wasn't Chris. Didn't think it was worth mentioning until the Rule34 favs dropped.

I'm saying there's more than one instance of him having thoughts on this matter and he probably jacks it to Chris pony.

 

[GhaeicSD]

>See people discovering his porn habits
>Islamic as fuck, but expected considering his posts
>Leave for an hour or two
>Come back
>He's an admitted pedophile who probably worked in a school

Jesus fucking Christ how do things get this bad this quickly. There's so much milk being collected we're gonna have to start dumping it in the truckloads.
I don't know how it is in the States, but would there be a repository of all the staff members who work or worked at a school that it or the district would keep and make accessible to the public through a website or something? If there is, that could be a way to confirm if he actually was a teacher or if he's lying out of his ass.

Also, I'm getting deja vu. Looks like I can finally use this template now.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Between this guy's obsession with crayola in general and Chris' obsession with crayola model magic, I'm no longer trusting any adult that owns crayola products and doesn't have kids.

 

[kludge]

Found something interesting by searching "NintFjr" on Google. (link) (archive)

Pardon if this and the email that's attached were posted on the previous thread. (I tried searching for that email and nothing came up but I just realized someone probably just fat fingered K instead of L in his name, disregard this.)

 

[Reluctant Baron]

Found something interesting by searching "NintFjr" on Google. (link) (archive)
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Pardon if this and the email that's attached were posted on the previous thread. (I tried searching for that email and nothing came up but I just realized someone probably just fat fingered K instead of L in his name, disregard this.)

This man really used the same username that he has for porn accounts where he beats it to children in his school newspaper. You can't make this shit up

 

[Clorox Cowboy]

Late, but seconding the idea that he is just flat out lying about being a teacher in that post, just like he lied about being a doctor on Discord. According to his LinkedIn he only has a BA so he wouldn't even be able to teach in a school regardless of if he wanted to. He just isn't qualified, especially considering basic organizational skills required for the profession seem to be beyond him.

Anyway, don't know if anyone has posted the origins of his name but he seems to be a Ender's Game fan.

Shitting on Stephanie Meyer for being a bad writer? Something, something glass houses.


Here is a list of every TVtropes page he has ever edited. Knowing his involvement with the DK forum it's possible he may be active on fan forums for some of these properties. I might look around later.


He's really into environmentalism it seems. Found a few comments by him on wordpress articles.

Also more fedora-tipping.
In this moment... (archive)

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

We're starting to edge into horrorcow territory. I thought he was going to be a fun little weirdo. Why do they always turn out to be pedos?

 

[Amphotericin B]

I can’t find a place to verify MS teaching certifications, but state employee salaries are public. There’s no results for him in state salary searches. That rules out teaching in a public school. I also searched under the “Allen” spelling of his first name.

 

[Chandler Bing]

uh, (link) (archive) View attachment 3609438
(nsfw loli shit at the top of the page, by the way. )

How much you wanna bet that's why his little nephew is becoming a mini version of him.

 

[Clownish]

I can’t find a place to verify MS teaching certifications, but state employee salaries are public. There’s no results for him in state salary searches. That rules out teaching in a public school. I also searched under the “Allen” spelling of his first name.

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I remember him saying in the OG thread that he is a school janitor. It could be that he lied about being a teacher as a cope and was really just cleaning the toilet.

 

[le boucher]

Some brave soul needs to go through all of those 1559 pictures and find the nastiest shit and compile them, because Allah knows I ain't got the guts to go through them.

I only made it through half or so before I had to stop, and that's just glancing at the thumbnails. looks like there's worse stuff there but I'm done. be warned.

Spoiler: extremely Islamic content

 

[Kenya Jones]

Between this guy's obsession with crayola in general and Chris' obsession with crayola model magic, I'm no longer trusting any adult that owns crayola products and doesn't have kids.

Marines BTFO'd.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Found something interesting by searching "NintFjr" on Google. (link) (archive)
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Pardon if this and the email that's attached were posted on the previous thread. (I tried searching for that email and nothing came up but I just realized someone probably just fat fingered K instead of L in his name, disregard this.)

When I was looking through his Reddit, I saw him claim to be a linguist and now I see he was a linguistics minor. I bet you anything we eventually dig up him claiming to be bilingual, just like a certain Ricardo Weston Chandler.

 

[My Name is Mud]

I only made it through half or so before I had to stop, and that's just glancing at the thumbnails. looks like there's worse stuff there but I'm done. be warned.

Spoiler: extremely Islamic content

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Jesus wept...

 

[Reluctant Baron]

I only made it through half or so before I had to stop, and that's just glancing at the thumbnails. looks like there's worse stuff there but I'm done. be warned.

Spoiler: extremely Islamic content

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The Madeline one was an Islamic blast from my childhood. Jesus fuck.

Also, when he isn't jacking off to loli, he seems to have a thing for forced and assault. Unsurprising, but I figured I'd underline it.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I only made it through half or so before I had to stop, and that's just glancing at the thumbnails. looks like there's worse stuff there but I'm done. be warned.

Spoiler: extremely Islamic content

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I'll take things I'm not clicking on for $1000, Alex.

Fuck... Quoting it just showed me the horrors beneath. One moment.

 

[LikeAStone]

I only made it through half or so before I had to stop, and that's just glancing at the thumbnails. looks like there's worse stuff there but I'm done. be warned.

Spoiler: extremely Islamic content

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I regret checking out this thread.

 

[I am vomit]

I'm unreasonably upset that Stitch has a horse dick