حلال Alan Michael White / Orson Zedd / Regulus Youmans / Nintenfreak / nintfjr - A time capsule opens revealing Chris's long lost twin. Donkey Kong incest fetishist, opsec expert, ontologically paedophilic.

[le boucher]

I regret checking out this thread.

I regret too. I have other things to do and despite years of watching gore, fucked up movies and whatever I didn't really know what hentai was. I feel a bit sick, need to go do something wholesome.

 

[Clownish]

Bit odd to specify the legality. But ok...

 

[Clownish]

Surprised he did not put his 18 year old FARK account on his Linkedin.
I guess the Donkey Kong Forums is a more prestigious institution.

Link

 

[cat merchant]

Found out our boy has a Hentai Foundry account.

https://www.hentai-foundry.com/user/Nintenfreak/profile

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@OrsonZedd, nigga, what the fuck is wrong with your opsec? I found this shit just by using fucking Google search.

This is the only comment that he received on his page in 16 years.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

It's bad enough he likes the shit he likes, but I don't get why he made a favorites list on R34. Like fuck, he can't just download that shit. He has to go out of his way to advertise what he uses to beat off. Is this need of his to share his fetishes a sign he really is a gooner? Is it possible he has online fap sessions with other like minded individuals and maybe there are possibly recordings floating out there?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I made the mistake of checking his twitter again. He's been very concerned about the state of children's penises.

Spoiler: Alan on circumcision

 

[A Hot Potato]

I hope he kills himself like all pedos should.

 

[Rembrandt]

I read through the whole thread thus far and it felt like going down a sewage drain. How the fuck does this just keep getting worse?

 

[Spunt]

A poem Alan made in 2006.

https://www.deviantart.com/nintenfreak/art/To-that-Emotion-Love-42639396

To that Emotion, Love by Nintenfreak on DeviantArt

archived 16 Aug 2022 23:10:17 UTC

archive.ph

Did everyone miss this gem?

I had no luck
In the realm of women; Like a Lotus
Flower, on its leafy platform, alone,
Sinking when he frog of rejection sat
Upon me

frog of rejection

frog of rejection

frog of rejection

 

[Mr. Cool ICE]

Orson must be using Welcome to the Cum Zone as a checklist at this point

 

[Captain Chromosome]

I've seen Sparrow's art posted a few times as shitposts and it's always either grotesque cartoon character porn or BBC with ebonic speech bubbles. Nasty shit that is thankfully a flag redder than Stitch's horsecock.

 

[Sprate Header]

There aren't enough Semper Fi stickers in the world for the people who took my dump of Orson's accounts and discovered he is literally a second Jonathon Ross.

It's bittersweet to see how deep this all goes, but for me it's mostly sweet. Alan Michael White (admitted pedophile who has worked as a children's educator) was going to continue to indulge in this degeneracy whether we discovered him or not, but as people's findings about him are posted, it all becomes easily-googleable public record. The more that you can dig up on him, the more you can bury him.

 

[Harammurabe]

I'm doubtful of his claims that he was a teacher. According to his Linkedin, he primarily has experience as a VCR repairman and a DKVine member (). However, looking at his education, it seems like he took an interest in being a tutor and even received an English Bachelor's Degree. It is possible to use that type of credential to get into education, but I'm not seeing any hard evidence that he ever did.

I will assume that @OrsonZedd is merely pretending to have experience in the field to try to give his views more weight. It's possible that he, like other college students, believed themselves to know everything about the subject after taking a few courses on it and simply never grew past that stage. It's also entirely possible I am believing this to be true to cope with the possibility that self-admitted pedophile, certified retard, and Donkey Kong connoisseur has had access to children at some point. If proof was already posted in this thread or the last, then rate me dumb.

 

[The Periodic Gamer]

If news that he's a pedo is new to you, then I don't know what to tell you.

I've been warning each and every one of you since day two.

Ah, sweet sweet vindication. Now you all know how I felt when my funny cow turned horrific.

 

[Collections Agent]

Yeah this is pretty much what I expect whenever I see someone take a holier-than-thou moral high ground stance dehumanizing people that disagree with them

The only people that deserve to be dehumanized are pedos and animal abusers

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

This pedo is a "VCR repairman"?
VCR, as in videotape players? If so, that's not a very close-to-kids job, better than working in a school.

@OrsonZedd kill yourself pedo manchild

 

[Collections Agent]

This pedo is a "VCR repairman"?
VCR, as in videotape players? If so, that's not a very close-to-kids job, better than working in a school.

@OrsonZedd kill yourself pedo manchild

Lightning Fast VCR Repair is the company name RedLetterMedia use in their comedy skits in their reviews iirc.

Pretty sure this is just some exceptional roleplay that he's doing to hide the fact he's unemployed

 

[Amphotericin B]

Militant anti circumcision is a thing with MRA types. It’s part of their excuse for being failed men. They seem to think they’d be drowning in pussy and millionaires if their parents hadn’t gotten them circumcised.

The rage is usually directed at the mom even though it’s typically the father making the decision a baby should be circumcised. The mom usually lets the dad decide.

It’s also a big thing on Reddit because the trans allies of today were (and still are) incels and MRAs until about 2016-2018. This pedo clearly has issues with women, as evidenced by his affinity for cartoon porn rape and degradation.

If he works at a hospital, he’s surrounded by woman nurses and physicians who out earn him and don’t fuck him. It probably really chaps his ass. I hope this hospital doesn’t have a pediatric inpatient unit.

 

[Mojo Thief]

Holy shit this thread has been a trip down the dredges of human depravity, and I feel like I need a shower ASAP.

I dunno what could possibly compel somebody to make an account on a porn site, much less make it so readily traceable to one's SFW accounts.

Like, I get some people are irredeemably depraved degenerates, but only a complete retard with nothing to lose would make their degeneracy so easy to discover.

Moral of the story, don't whiteknight anybody on the Farms. Claiming innocence for another will be interpreted as guilt on your part.

 

[Big Nasty]

I swear to god they are producing this type of losers on an assembly line somewhere.

Can someone transcribe what Alan's dad is shouting in the OP video, because he sounds like a true and honest badass.