DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[ManThisIsDumb]

Wait, even the toilet is tired of DSP's shit?

It's astounding he's not even smart enough to bring up a problem that would cost more than 20 bucks to fix.

 

[Silverchair]

Toilet tank lever kits go for about ~$10 at Home Depot. This is such a weak beg. He should have went with the garbage disposal. I might have actually believed him because he throws all his leftover produce down the drain.

guaranteed, the chain fell off his tank flapper and is to lazy to take off the lid and reattach it

 

[ManThisIsDumb]

Toilet tank lever kits go for about ~$10 at Home Depot. This is such a weak beg. He should have went with the garbage disposal. I might have actually believed him because he throws all his leftover produce down the drain.

Bruh. He has that super expensive toilet handle that no other toilets have.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Toilet tank lever kits go for about ~$10 at Home Depot. This is such a weak beg. He should have went with the garbage disposal. I might have actually believed him because he throws all his leftover produce down the drain.

Did he even look to see if the chain fell off?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

DSP, if bills are due and you're short the money you have to decide which bill to not pay. I know I'll take heat for giving you more advice to help but the electric bill can wait. They won't cut you off for about three missed payments so you'll be good until November and can worry about it then. You're always complaining about how hot it is in Renton anyway.

Phil has let the mortgage slide, I'm pretty sure not paying the electric bill is on the table already.

And his complaints about the heat are legit hilarious. I've walked around in 100 degree weather and yes, it sucked, but the Polish Potato would've melted into goo before it even reached that temp. Anything above 76, and out comes the whining. He is such a baby, and he fucking knows it because his concern is never with growing up, it's with shutting down all honesty about it.

Yeah, one of the whales will show up with a solid $100.

Which isn't even a plan on Phil's part. He just rolls the dice and prays he gets lucky. The footage of him playing blackjack is what it looks like in his brain all the time. It's how he handles his whole life.

Not a wise decision.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Wait, Phil broke the toilet? Maybe it's the toilet's revenge from when he dumped bacon grease in that other toilet?

Hey Phil, how's that shower, by the way? Did you ever get a new vacuum?

 

[Hate Army Watch]

Looking forward to the How to fix your toilet handle video walkthrough by @Piece of Peace

 

[actually]

Toilet tank lever kits go for about ~$10 at Home Depot. This is such a weak beg. He should have went with the garbage disposal. I might have actually believed him because he throws all his leftover produce down the drain.

I had to replace the lever on my toilet not long ago (plastic piece just snapped right off inside the tank). Got a basic brushed metal one for ~$10, and it could be installed by hand in 5 minutes. Among many other things, Phil's inability to even try and fix the simplest stuff is what leaves me so...confused about him. How do you get to 40 and lack the ability to do anything for yourself? This type of thing is so easy and still gives the satisfaction of solving a problem. I just cannot understand him.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Looking forward to the How to fix your toilet handle video walkthrough by @Piece of Peace

Maybe he can do another 6-hour marathon stream trying to fix the toilet. I'd tune in for that.

I had to replace the lever on my toilet not long ago (plastic piece just snapped right off inside the tank). Got a basic brushed metal one for ~$10, and it could be installed by hand in 5 minutes. Among many other things, Phil's inability to even try and fix the simplest stuff is what leaves me so...confused about him. How do you get to 40 and lack the ability to do anything for yourself? This type of thing is so easy and still gives the satisfaction of solving a problem. I just cannot understand him.

Because he wants a grand and a plumber would cost... a grand.

 

[actually]

Maybe he can do another 6-hour marathon stream trying to fix the toilet. I'd tune in for that.

WHICH LINK OF THE CHAIN DO I USE? YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME. YOU WANT ME TO ADJUST YOUR FLAPPER FOR YOU?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

I had to replace the lever on my toilet not long ago (plastic piece just snapped right off inside the tank). Got a basic brushed metal one for ~$10, and it could be installed by hand in 5 minutes. Among many other things, Phil's inability to even try and fix the simplest stuff is what leaves me so...confused about him. How do you get to 40 and lack the ability to do anything for yourself? This type of thing is so easy and still gives the satisfaction of solving a problem. I just cannot understand him.

I went back to listen again. To be fair, he did admit he could get a replacement kit on Amazon for about $10. But he tried to sell it as him getting kicked when he's already down/death by a thousand cuts bills. "I have all these bills and not enough $$$ for my day off and then my toilet handle breaks!"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I had to replace the lever on my toilet not long ago (plastic piece just snapped right off inside the tank). Got a basic brushed metal one for ~$10, and it could be installed by hand in 5 minutes. Among many other things, Phil's inability to even try and fix the simplest stuff is what leaves me so...confused about him. How do you get to 40 and lack the ability to do anything for yourself? This type of thing is so easy and still gives the satisfaction of solving a problem. I just cannot understand him.

Well there's really quite a simple answer and that's *sound of shifting pork belly and clacking of pig hooves on keys* YOURBANNED!!! *ack ack ack* how do you like that fucking morahn no seriously fuck you *faggoty whiny voice* oh but Phil it's only ten dollars to fix a toilet meh meh meh.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Let me guess, he is going to need $1500 to fix the toilet?

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Phil is that kind of guy who thinks physical work that doesn't pay money is not worth doing at all...

For a 40 year old man who uses tape for his coat hangers it says a lot that it's far too late for him now

Toilet chain or piece of simple expense plastic aside, he is the guy who wants waiter level service for the PigPen but find out the wages are directly from the Retard's disability cheques (I know it's checks u American tards, bite me)

Yikes, Phil, time to move out the Khando if you can't fix where you shit!

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

"I don't know what to do"

No Phil, you do know what to do, you just don't want to fucking do it.

Phil's prestreams are just:

Phil: "give me advice on what to do"

Audience: "Play with members, use your greenscreen, Xenoblades 3!!!"

Phil: "NEIN NIEN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!!!" *clicking sounds* *camera zoom* "NEIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!" *stroke mouth*

Phil 1 minute later: "I don't know what I should do???"

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Wait, Phil broke the toilet? Maybe it's the toilet's revenge from when he dumped bacon grease in that other toilet?

Hey Phil, how's that shower, by the way? Did you ever get a new vacuum?

All these small scams just to have "enough" gacha funds would've been inconcievable in 2020. What a difference two years and so much self-damage makes, eh?

Phil really isn't lying when he acts like the games aren't helping him these days, all these weak attempts prove it. He is not the kind to put in extra work (for DSP, this qualifies) for extra money. This is out of desperation, a smell he can only handle hanging about the air for so long.

Maybe he can do another 6-hour marathon stream trying to fix the toilet. I'd tune in for that.


Because he wants a grand and a plumber would cost... a grand.

For all his talk of being able to make money doing anything while Rich is forced to do much better without making so much of an ass of himself, Phil sure is unwilling to branch out as much as his taunting suggests should be easy.

But yeah, this is for Champions money, or to pay a real bill late because he already blew that much on Champions.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He is fkn narky tonight

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

All these small scams just to have "enough" gacha funds would've been inconcievable in 2020. What a difference two years and so much self-damage makes, eh?

Phil really isn't lying when he acts like the games aren't helping him these days, all these weak attempts prove it. He is not the kind to put in extra work (for DSP, this qualifies) for extra money. This is out of desperation, a smell he can only handle hanging about the air for so long.

For all his talk of being able to make money doing anything while Rich is forced to do much better without making so much of an ass of himself, Phil sure is unwilling to branch out as much as his taunting suggests should be easy.

But yeah, this is for Champions money, or to pay a real bill late because he already blew that much on Champions.

Seems like only last week DSP swore he would never mention RTU again. Wait, that was last week and he's talked about the guy every day since.

Wasn't the mortgage due last Fri/Mon? That probably has something to do with the panic. Another foreclosure saga just when his equity vanishes due to the housing collapse would be pretty tight.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Ever notice there's dilemma that happens at casa puerco that can't be solved with one thousa.......fifteen hundred dollars? Man I wish all the major problems with my home could be solved with fifteen hundred dollars if they ever occured. Foundation crack? Roots from a tree getting into the plumbing? got a section of shingles that need replacing? all parts and labor fifteen hundred dollars.

 

[Kosher Dill]

You know, it's funny that Dave is stuck using a facecam at all. Didn't he only start using that because at one point it was required (or strongly suggested) for Twitch partners?
Now he's stuck with it because clowning for the dents in costume is his only means of engagement. I'm sure he'd love to get rid of the cam and stop showing off Curls 'n Twirls' handiwork.