Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

I know we knew which hotel he was at, but I didn't see anything about which room it specifically was. I assumed (from his narrative) people (who aren't in this thread) had been sending pizzas to the hotel with his name on them, not that they were sending pizzas to the room specifically. Who had that information, how'd they get it?

I've been following the thread somewhat closely and was thinking the same thing, there was no room number posted. At least where I live, hotel room wouldn't just give out your info whether you were claiming to be a friend or even a pizza delivery. But again:

In a continuation of this post, an emailed response from The Park Hotel London has confirmed that a guest under the name of Clara Sorrenti had stayed there from the 13th-14th of August, and has since cancelled the reservation.
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It seems the hotel is staffed with retards who will just give up your info to any random person, so it wouldn't be surprising if someone just asked and they gave it out like it's nothing. But I'm still split between it being a false flag for the grift and someone from long list of Lucas' enemies doing it. Anyway it's a fucking pizza yet they're treating it the same as the alleged guns in Lucas' face.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Hello Kerffols,

I am too a CEO of a top cybersecurity firm. I will tell you the ancient secrets of How-to-not-dox-yourself:
- don't show private pics in the internet
- don't say where you are
- don't post private information in the internet

Retard.

Or just put all your information out there, like I do. Blackmail is useless if it’s common knowledge.

You can even fill out a form to schedule an event.

https://barackobama.com/scheduling/

Anyone who has a problem with me is cordially invited to come at me.

 

[BruhSheep]

Thanks to all this media attention, we get to see more and more pictures of Lucas where he doesn't have ultimate control over the conditions. And in every new picture he looks fatter and fatter.

How long until we move this thread to Deathfats? Or does Lucas need to start streaming himself gorging on that unwanted pizza and taco bell first?

 

[frap]

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Look at the awful fucking wig. Lucas, dude, you just got 90k in free money, you don't have to shop at Spirit Halloween anymore.

That's some fucking masculine fat distribution. He's like a beachball on legs.

 

[F13 Key]

I'd rather unwanted pizzas show up at my door than unwanted journalists but whatever

It's optimistic to assume any pizza showing up at keffals's door is unwanted.

 

[AMERICA]

imagine being intimidated by free pizza, Lucas you are bitchmade. You're not scared, you're hamming it up because retards will eat it up and send you money.

 

[7th Dweller of Da'at]

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Lucas, please stop challenging people to kill you.
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“Doxxing attempt”? First, one x. Second, it’s not an attempt if it’s right.
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I hate journos.

he acts like he's tranny William Wallace one second and then the next he's crying over pizza

 

[Balanced Boomer]

This picture really makes a statement.



Look at that slouched posture, those crossed arms. Those legs couldn't be folded over one another any tighter. Nothing displays trans confidence like trying to do the fetal position while sitting up. So strong. So brave.

Dude's wearing all black like an emo in summer. I thought black was supposed to be slimming? How can one guy get this fat this fast? Did you oink while scarfing that pizza you ordered for yourself, piggy?

I dunno, bros. I'm starting to think the CEO of trans might be slipping. Maybe if he slipped on a treadmill he wouldn't look so frumpy.

 

[Pentaborane]

All we know for sure is that @AvocadosConstant has confirmed with the mod team a former relationship with Luke.

It was originally verified that he's the same person as the u/AvocadoConstant username on reddit. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but neither @Null nor any other staff member verified anything beyond that.

Edit: Disregard that. See Null's response below.

 

[HorseGirlSupremacy]

Some reactions from twitter lol

Lol a google search now makes you a terrorist and a murder.

Lucas is not a real woman.

Terrifying

I fucking hate the way they can't seperate the retard that swatted Lucas with this thread.

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

Life imitates art

 

[biguglyboy]

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Die standing tall, huh? I've seen that line get thrown around, it is a good one after all, but I've never seen it said with the qualifier of "tall". I'm certainly being too autistic about it but I genuinely believe that's Lucas' own little narcissistic spin on it, whether he consciously realizes it or not. It's not enough that he sees himself as going down fighting, but is also somehow on top and winning when it happens.

 

[Dickens Cider]

Bigger tinfoil- I make an off the cuff joke about all his fast food bags being how we know what room he’s in- all the sudden he’s getting pizzas? Which is so 2010s common joke deliveries? Yea ok Lucas quit stealing our jokes as your “ideas” lol

 

[Little oak tree]

Some reactions from twitter lol

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Lol a google search now makes you a terrorist and a murder.

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Lucas is not a real woman.
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Terrifying
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I fucking hate the way they can't seperate the retard that swatted Lucas with this thread.

Disclaimer: I haven't consumed these media, but guiding myself by what the thumbnail represent, they could use this. Kiwifarmers are people just like them chill

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Some Twitter users arguing about Lucas

A bonus from Smell Something Burning?

 

[Little oak tree]

Some Twitter users arguing about Lucas
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A bonus from Smell Something Burning?
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https://edition.cnn.com/2019/01/09/health/unethical-experiments/index.html

I didn't fully read this, if someone does we can debate

 

[Null]

It was originally verified that he's the same person as the u/AvocadoConstant username on reddit. Please correct me if I'm wrong, but neither @Null nor any other staff member verified anything beyond that.

They were able to provide personal couple pictures of a censored person and Keffals from his Canadian T-Girl era.

 

[LikeAStone]

Some reactions from twitter lol

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Lol a google search now makes you a terrorist and a murder.

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Lucas is not a real woman.
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Terrifying
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I fucking hate the way they can't seperate the retard that swatted Lucas with this thread.

Why on earth would I want to kill my most prosperous cow?

 

[Neko GF]

Lol a google search now makes you a terrorist and a murder.
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This exceptional individual is Matt Myers, a known furry sex-pest who simps for every single tranny and retard who has a thread. He has a hate boner for the forum and routinely screams the usual buzz words "Nazi", "bigot", "terrorists", etc. when talking about the forum (or anyone else who disagrees with him).

Thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/matt-myers-m_m_myers-matt-nerdy-skull-m_nerdskull.23287/

 

[Alcoholism]

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Not even a good lie. The CEO of a tech firm is probably the last person who would know anything about anything IT, security, etc.