DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

No there's a plan b and it involves the eventual death of his parents, best case scenario is one of them lives for another twenty odd years lingering away in some nursing home ensuring any potential inheritance he would have gotten is lost in the expensive of assisted living.

He effectively dug T's grave for money, so it isn't outside the realm of possibility that he'd take advantage of his parents for money. I'm willing to bet that Phil is just waiting and biding his time until his parents eventually croak so he can claim on the life insurance. I know that's a stretch, but it's not out of character for him.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He needs to do Scarface.

Because his is half burned of right? right? right? lol

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Phil's always had the absolutist, all or nothing, all eggs in one basket kind of mindset. When it was suggested that he get a part time job as well as do YT, he lashed out over it, complaining that no pt job could pay him as much as he was making (this was a long time ago but given how little he has changed it would still make sense that he thinks this way). Phil has for years said "there's no plan b" and despite how long it's been, he's never once even tried to recitfy that. Instead he just continues to hope that nothing ever changes and that always bites him in the ass. If it weren't for the fact that he doesn't do anything dangerous to his own health, he'd be in the running for a darwin award.

This is why he think he was lying to his audience when he talked about his ten year plan, not his mother. I think if she had put conditions on that money, he would've suddenly not needed it, and not mentioned it publicly. He threw a fit over his car being taken away after he crashed it, and we've seen how he reacts to being prompted to earn his pay. There is no way he would actually tolerate being told to eventually give up streaming, not even to extract money. Especially since he lied and acted like he agreed that he couldn't do it forever. I do not believe he would share any details in his conversations with his mother anyways, because there is a reason he goes out of his way to act like they're basically cavemen. Stuff is said between them that he fears exposure for more than he does with Leanna, I'll bet.

And he already has secured a Darwin Award, he just did it with the slowest act of suicidal stupidity known to man. He is the only addict I've ever heard of who couldn't quit because their first addiction was to the act of being a spoiled brat.

 

[Azuma Ninja]

He's either going to watch more of that down the rabbit hole guy or that other guy that just reads wikipedia articles. Rob Gavigan or whatever he's called. He's not going to watch some other random TIHYDP.

 

[antinew]

We all know DSP is a slow boil, he probably only has 3 to 7 whales max... but will there be a time when he finally croaks? Doesn't seem like he has any new whales coming in per se and he's still making fairly excellent money.

He spends every dollar he makes and has no retirement plan. He's admitted as much several years ago. "What am I going to do? Do this until I'm 60?" He lives hand to mouth. If any of his whales leave, he's screwed.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I got a suggestion since the MGS video is off the table how about watching the Minecraft one where you shit on and insult the voice actors aka streamers with tens of millions of subscribers but they're shills and sellouts and rainbow haired muppets according to you oh and they're all going strong after all these years Sparklez is at what 13 million combined by last estimate.

 

[Piece of Peace]

Last night PoP said superhound was doxxed but I don't see it here am I missing something

No I didn't.

 

[Kosher Dill]

We all know DSP is a slow boil, he probably only has 3 to 7 whales max... but will there be a time when he finally croaks? Doesn't seem like he has any new whales coming in per se and he's still making fairly excellent money.

There's no telling, really. Dents do occasionally get sick of Phil (Rahb most recently) but, being dents, there's no rhyme or reason to their actions. Each lost whale from here on out will be its own unique black swan event.

 

[Sup3r]

Phil's excuse in 2016 to the question why he didn't get a job so he can double dip (job income and YT income) was:"That's not how life works folks" In essence it comes down to money as he would earn less then him doing YT full time. And most likely he doesn't want to climb the job ladder he wants to start at a certain point...a point he can't reach as his experience is useless for the so fast eveolving job market. Seriously weho would hire him? Maybe some desperate company who would take anyone just to fill gaps in the roster (HA!) but no serious company in Renton would hire him. As we have said here multiple times a Google-Search for Phillip Burnell reveals a lot thanks to his own toxicity. Que in "Guess i am toxic now"

He's been like this far longer than even that, since he was shooting the idea of getting a part time job to support his online income before he even moved to Washington.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

No I didn't.

Was it supercrazy or "supercrzy" then? I'm expected to know these are all different people I guess when everyone has 10 different nicknames

 

[MAWBD]

There's no telling, really. Dents do occasionally get sick of Phil (Rahb most recently) but, being dents, there's no rhyme or reason to their actions. Each lost whale from here on out will be its own unique black swan event.

For every dent that gets sick of pigroach there are plenty of Cuckinz, Timbo and OnlyIcedCuck that will go crawling back.

 

[Lady Adjani]

He's been like this far longer than even that, since he was shooting the idea of getting a part time job to support his online income before he even moved to Washington.

It's all part of his fantasy that he could simply walk into a fortune 500 company and get hired on the spot, preferably into a position of power where he could lord over a bunch of drones and put in the bare minimum of work required.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It's all part of his fantasy that he could simply walk into a fortune 500 company and get hired on the spot, preferably into a position of power where he could lord over a bunch of drones and put in the bare minimum of work required.

I would argue that is what he was rubbing one out to on stream.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Why does the Pigroach cult go through paypal when they can bypass the fees and go straight to the main vein?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He's either going to watch more of that down the rabbit hole guy or that other guy that just reads wikipedia articles. Rob Gavigan or whatever he's called. He's not going to watch some other random TIHYDP.

There is a reason Phil is putting off a decision until tomorrow. He's mad that a guy he already hated fucked over a day Phil REALLY needed, so his plan is already to rant for an hour and then waste time until he can pause for some Champions, AKA his break. And then maybe in the late afternoon stream he might touch a controller.

We all know DSP is a slow boil, he probably only has 3 to 7 whales max... but will there be a time when he finally croaks? Doesn't seem like he has any new whales coming in per se and he's still making fairly excellent money.

He spends every dollar he makes and has no retirement plan. He's admitted as much several years ago. "What am I going to do? Do this until I'm 60?" He lives hand to mouth. If any of his whales leave, he's screwed.

Not to mention that he's never again going to pay his taxes on time. He is already fucked, he just doesn't know it yet.

He's been like this far longer than even that, since he was shooting the idea of getting a part time job to support his online income before he even moved to Washington.

Which is blatant bullshit. Phil knew damn well that even back then, he was not job material. He's not lying when he says that streaming is his most stable means. It has been rife with problems that he created, but compare that to what his employment record looks like before the internet not only saved him but spoiled him.

This is why I assert Phil to be the type to learn nothing when life finally slaps the taste out of his mouth. He may not know poverty, but he does know what it's like to very briefly see a scary future on the horizon. He never kept a job and couldn't handle a condo without help, and I do not believe he was unfazed by that. I DO believe that now, after all these years of ducking the inevitable, he will get mad, not scared.

He's going to see that he can't play Champions and pay basic bills anymore, and he's going to say "This is bullshit!" instead of get his act together.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

We all know DSP is a slow boil, he probably only has 3 to 7 whales max... but will there be a time when he finally croaks? Doesn't seem like he has any new whales coming in per se and he's still making fairly excellent money.

He spends every dollar he makes and has no retirement plan. He's admitted as much several years ago. "What am I going to do? Do this until I'm 60?" He lives hand to mouth. If any of his whales leave, he's screwed.

When some whales leave, it always seems like another one just fills the role.

The realistic ending will either be 1) Health related, which is obviously a concern with Phil or 2) Platforms gradually tell Phil to fuck off until it finally reaches a breaking point, similar to what Wings is going through now. Neither of which will probably be fulfilling to those of us craving that true comeuppance Phil deserves.

 

[Yung Dalph]

Phil knew damn well that even back then, he was not job material. He's not lying when he says that streaming is his most stable means.

He did say several times that getting a job "isn't realistic", and that he wouldn't be able to get one. His current narrative is that he was really eager to get one but the Bandemic screwed the market and now we're in recession so the jahbs don't exist apparently.

The reality is that his momma nagged him and he had to make a pinky promise that he would CONSIDER getting a job within 10 years if she coughs up the cash for the taxes. She did, and with that, Phail reached for the first excuse he could why he couldn't get a job.

I think it's pretty clear to me that a lot of his slow days are a result of his viewers watching him just because he's there and out of habit. If he had a job and was streaming 3-4 days a week, or maybe 5-ish days, he would arguably have more to say, make more money because his viewers would actually miss him, and he'd play only relevant games.

But he's Phil Burnell so none of that is happening. But if we hit the 100 like goal, and none of you take back their likes we can blow bubbles as a celebration. Sounds good to me.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

DSP's begging is getting old as fuck.

Every time "engagement" is down, Phil begs for the same shit:

• I have #BigBills coming up.
• I need to take my fat ass wife to eat or else I get the hose again.
• I need money for my day off tomorrow.
• I need to buy food and shit for Jasper, because I guess all he does it eat his weight in cat food.
• I need to pay for things on my day off.
• My bathroom is once again broken somehow. Imagine that!?

Phil just rotates the same excuses and it's amazing how his fans are still so fucking retarded as to believe all that bullshit and still put money in his pocket. He's just going to spend his shit on mobile games anyway.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I'll add one more: I need a thousand dollars because fuck you you don't know what you're talking about because you're not a real adult with real adult issues and don't know how much it costs to fix a hinge on a kitchen cabinet.

 

[Yung Dalph]

The realistic ending will either be 1) Health related, which is obviously a concern with Phil or 2) Platforms gradually tell Phil to fuck off until it finally reaches a breaking point, similar to what Wings is going through now. Neither of which will probably be fulfilling to those of us craving that true comeuppance Phil deserves.

I do believe basically all of the begging in the next few years will be health related. It's easy to manipulate people, and it's hard to factually prove, especially by the guy who doesn't have proof of anything.

I also have somewhat of a counter to your second point. Wings is a degenerate, doesn't really hide it. His trolls use mainly clips of him saying obscene and edgy stuff to get him taken down. Many of those clips are 1000 times worse than your stationary and burnellzeneger comments. DSP is also better at being a Karen and those people are fucking annoying to deal with. So Wings is way more susceptible to being terminated from somewhere just by sending a clip of him saying that the age of consent should be 12, while DSP is more slimy and greasy, and is better at avoiding saying things that will unquestionably get him terminated on sight.

It's not that he's smart, it's just wings is incomprehensibly stupid.