Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

UH ALL THE CANADIAN CYBER POLICE OR NIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OFF THIS THREAD BECAUSE ITS FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY, UNDERSTAND.

Never forget the glory of Miiverse, I wonder if Lucas had a Wii U considering he's a giant consoomer, wonder what his potential Miiverse posts were

 

[Tumbo]

A little legal tidbit for ya Luke according to Canadian law doxxing is completely legal so long as the information was gathered from publicly available sources so there's literally nothing the police could do.

 

[Collections Agent]

"Now that I have scammed you out of 100k for being inconvenienced for like..... 2 days, I'm going to need you guys to attack people who document me scamming and abusing people"

Damn Lucas really does have a 300iq fanbase

 

[LUNEKO]

Hey Canadian Police, Null does not own Kiwi Farms.
It is Matt Jarbo aka Mundane Matt who is the sole proprietor of Kiwi Farms.
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Nice try trying to fool the Canadian police, but they are smarter than that and i'll help them, below is the real owner of kiwi farms

Spoiler: the real man behind the farm

Known as Sam "Null" Hyde

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I never say this sort of thing, but I'm glad Snuffles is scared. He and his goons ruin people's lives. He is trash garbage and the fact that for once in his life he's experiencing what he's put other people through warms my heart. I hope he has a miserable life until he joins the ranks of the 41 percent.

 

[bearycool]

The paypigs will not win!

Tomorrow, there shall be a movie night— and it will mock Keffall, and then continue playing movies as if they never existed.

… and they won’t get paid for any of the retarded publicity either.

 

[Spez]

THEM KIWI FARMERS KEPT SENDING ME DOMINOS TO MY HOTEL ROOM, I COULD ONLY GET THROUGH THE FIRST 3 PIES BEFORE I HAD ENOUGH!!!

 

[Analog Devolved]

Lucas is a disgusting man. Fuck trannies and niggers.

 

[draggs]

Watching keffals 2nd chin expand while he talks reminds me of a frog. It's hard to not zone out looking at it in the videos.

damn that's a rare pepe

 

[Tips]

Those dead, unblinking psychopath eyes creep me tf out

 

[Israellover1234]

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Lucas, please stop tweeting. I’m going to eat dinner, don’t go making death threats while I’m gone.

This guy is a Swiss troon called Dominik Mahr. He also faked "Death threats" and claimed feminists drove 8+ hours to his house in Switzerland to destroy his windows. He then claimed he moved to the house of his grandparents house after 4 hours despite the house being 8 hours away. Currently grifting on some german gofundme equivalent with the goal of 50.000 Euros.

Truly birds of a feather.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

God it's so weird looking at Lucas on video. His eyes are just dead. They don't have any emotion. I don't know if he's just an autist or the hormones killed his emotions but the man has flat affect as fuck.

Eyes are windows to the soul
His lead to a dark, empty room

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

*Lucas uses ED as a major source
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Doesn't ED already have an article on Lucas? wouldn't be surprised ngl.

 

[Calzaghe]

/gets swatted and continues to post online

//gets pizzas delivered because he’s too retarded to not post online.

///tries to get kiwifarms cancelled by posting online

Nigga just get off line. Are you that socially retarded that you can’t make friends in real life. Get a real job you fat bastard. Oh right you have a “disability” which I guess is aspys which is every internet addicted fucks excuse for having no real skills.

“But I make online content!”,nigga everyone’s got a podcast including me, but at least most people have lives outside of the internet and can balance our time. Go see a fucking therapist

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

I never say this sort of thing, but I'm glad Snuffles is scared. He and his goons ruin people's lives. He is trash garbage and the fact that for once in his life he's experiencing what he's put other people through warms my heart. I hope he has a miserable life until he joins the ranks of the 41 percent.

1.He isn't scared, lmao. He's grifting. I bet this retard got a phantom boner from his missing cock when the nice police officer showed up to his tranny shack with his payday

2.Caring about lolcows feeling bad is gay.

 

[Retink]

I love how this fat man assumes that Josh hasn't been fighting an uphill battle in keeping this site up for years.

I'm just hoping Null gets that second line put in sooner than later as there's going to be a lot more traffic thanks to Lucas promoting this site hard core to normies. The registrations will also probably close as newfags flood in.

 

[Journoscum]

Hello guests. Please consider liking someone who is a less obvious grifter and clout chaser. There are many out there.

 

[SchoolsRapeKids]

The other day I learned about how the Jacksonville police department opened up a separate division to listen to local rap music and collect evidence of murder. I guess the Canadian equivalent is police opening a division to read kiwifarms looking for instances of deadnaming. Great way to spend your one and only life fellas.

 

[Spez]

This will result in more tranny ddosing, sigh, prepare for more timed out pages.

Each gb sent in the attack is another minute a ddosing troon has to dilate.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

lmao, the patch sales can't come soon enough.