Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Calzaghe]

seems to some up Lucas life perfectly

Now tell me whatcha gonna do
When there ain't no where to run (tell me what)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
When there ain't no where to hide (tell me what)
When judgment comes for you ('cause it's gonna come for you)

 

[Captain Manning]

Doesn't ED already have an article on Lucas? wouldn't be surprised ngl.

I just checked and...

YES THEY DO! (Archive).

It even includes the Catboy Ranch shit:

Bad news Keffals, you'll now want ED to be an unreliable source. Delete that citation quickly before the leaf police see it!

OH SHIT!!! THEY'RE ALREADY SUPPOSEDLY MONITORING THIS THREAD!

 

[AMHOLIO]

When you get tired of this, do you wanna buy some rope Keffals?

You know he did say he'd put Black trans people like Jai in their place. We might have to contact the police before Clara "Only Whites Have Rights" Sorentti tries anything serious.

 

[B'owl]

Hey troons that are watching over this thread!

 

[msd]

Spell check ya shit my nigga. Keffals isn’t going to win anything unless winning means burning someone else’s money ranging from direct donations to Canadian taxpayers on Internet bullshit

My bad bro, but now the Canadian police have to log that typo into the evidence folder.

I still come out on top. I wasted tax payer money

 

[Yankee Shogun]

London police reading this thread
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Can someone give me the gist of the video? I've always hated the Tranny voice the most and listening to ten minutes of that shit would kill me.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1560417974120480768 (https://archive.ph/2GEDy)

What he loves: attention and asspats. Checks out.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

The Cyber Police or the regular Police?

Oh no! Consequences will never be the same!

There's a difference between recording and laughing at what these transtrenders do and harassing them. These faggots don't understand that they're their own worse enemy.

And if the Ontario police are reading this then I'm posting from behind 7 proxies. Come and get me.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

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Those dead, unblinking psychopath eyes creep me tf out

Compare these dead fish Peter Lorre eyes to Null's sweet soulful eyes and see just who is more believable.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

My bad bro, but now the Canadian police have to log that typo into the evidence folder.

I still come out on top. I wasted tax payer money

Wasting the money of Canadians is doing God's work.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Keffals, Fredrick Brennon isn't a child he's just an underdeveloped mutant. You can't groom him. Sorry to disappoint.

 

[Harvey Danger]

"things have escalated"

Going from swatting to pizzas is the opposite of escalating, Lucas.

 

[Hitman One]

God it's so weird looking at Lucas on video. His eyes are just dead. They don't have any emotion. I don't know if he's just an autist or the hormones killed his emotions but the man has flat affect as fuck.

I am thinking terminal autism, combined with herculean doses of both benzos and SSRIs to ensure that his brain doesn't drift towards how shit his life is.

 

[bearycool]

Eh, considering tomorrow is Friday: maybe we’ll be watching this fucking video for Movie Night tomorrow and get free publicity from Keffal stating: “they just took advantage of my PUBLIC image!”

 

[evilsponge]

Lads I think we've created a monster. Its pretty obvious Keffals sees antagonizing Kiwi Farms as a profitable revenue stream. On the one hand the memes have been great, I just hope we're not making Lucas rich.

 

[Beeg Snake]

Can't wait to find out this was all a contrived effort to get the blue tick on their Twitter after getting denied it because they aren't noteworthy at all.

 

[Sneeder Griffin]

Null, can we finally have a Keffals board now? Keffals is slowly turning into transgender Ethan Ralph (He's probably already there TBH) and this is probably the most active thread on the site over the past five months, with new milk being produced almost every day.

Plus, there's a dozen or so orbiters that either already have a thread or deserve to have one, so there's no shortage of content even if Lucas goes quiet.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

I laughed at this, because it's not only true, but it's not even a threat. Lucas Roberts you will never be an Italian. as a full blooded italian myself, you're nothing but a clown who brings negativity towards Italians. Your father's side isn't Italian. You're Canadian. Not Italian. Your stupid Italian larp channel is living proof you have no idea what Italians are like.

May your pasta be sticky, your oil rancid, you women weak, your beaches rocky, your wonders crumbling, your tomatoes rotten on the vine, your cabbages rotten on the soil, and your history disappointing.

Spoiler: Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!

Roma, Roma, O Roma!

Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!

Verti est sua aeterni
Corda nostra solum tibi
Verti est sua aeterni
Vita nostra solum tibi

Roma, Roma, O Roma!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!

A ferventi aestuosa Libya
Volat aquila legionum
Supra terra Britannorum
Volat aquila legionum

Roma, Roma, O Roma!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!

Sit italica sua vis
Nostrum munus patri Marti
Sit italica sua vis
Nostrum munus patri Marti

Roma, Roma, O Roma!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!

Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Legio, aeterna, aeterna victrix!
Aeterna!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Hi leaf cops keffals will never be a woman and you dont have a country you have a fucking brand

 

[Chuck]

Luke's on our side. At this point, more people are watching this thread than are watching his streams, so he knows where his audience is. As soon as the thread dips, he spergs out enough to revive the thread and make it better than before.