Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[AsianChris]

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Is it stalking when all information is already public? Why can't normies understand that the internet is the most public space in our society? It's on its fucking name "interNET", every piece of electronic junk is connected nowadays. Or are they going to censor us for commenting what happens in a public space? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying privacy on the web shouldn't exist or that certain leaks are unethical, but when you post things in a platform like twitter or youtube to get seen (with your real face, nonetheless) , you can't bitch because other people saw those things and reacted with sincerity.

Whoever you are, people can and will have negative reactions to your thoughts and words, get over it. Just imagine if Null sued everyone that called him a faggot.

 

[trolol]

I just hope this dude's simps know that they are running a persecution/victim grift to get as much bank as possible out of you. Not even giving you any interesting content for your money, just full on pretending to be scared of this place so you'll give them money.

This place isn't dangerous. Byuu is still alive, Keffals will still be alive and a lot richer once the crying wolf stops.

We aren't the enemy, we're not the one trying to shame you into feeling sorry for us and get you to give us your hard earned money.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

@Unabomber11 I think we have a clear winner for your lolcow derby.

 

[who dare wins?]

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what an interesting video keffals, your little gay fatwa has done not much at all. Gotten some money, got media attention, gotten lolcow to all converge together. But for what? What is the purpose, Lucas? You have no men to fight for you! You are no Mufti or Liege, you are an Italian fat fuck wannabe woman with a dominatrix pedo fart fetish and that is really it.

Keffals, you do not understand what you have unleashed. Now an army of true Kiwifarms Al-Qaeda darkmaga patriots will arise from the ground. *checks notes* They will find the airbnb's, they will keep posting the shit you did in the past, they will tell journos to fuck off. Unlike on youtube or twitter, you have no friends here. You have curated your own larpy cult of personality but it is even worse than the previous dictators you probably wish to imitate. You are the sloppy one, not us. If you unplug the computer and never touched it again none of this would matter, its all a part of your cyber self.

if you want to wish war and harm upon us all, then you have left us no choice. I leave the flag of the "religion of peace" used for hundreds of years. Oh Allah have mercy upon you, Lucas. May this be official declaration of blowing this thread up to 2k pages.

Oh also Josh does not eat fast food every fatty. lol.

 

[kendraObscura]

The gays sure are dramatic

 

[Truly Rural]

Wait so the entitled asshole wasn't going to cooperate with cops or accept apology unless cops agreed to his terms? His terms including "catching" people that matched bedsheets? Am I getting this right?

 

[fatcock burgerking]

Lads I think we've created a monster. Its pretty obvious Keffals sees antagonizing Kiwi Farms as a profitable revenue stream. On the one hand the memes have been great, I just hope we're not making Lucas rich.

In the grand scheme of things, 100k IS a life-changing amount of money, but not long-term. His spending habits aren't going to allow him to, say, invest any of it into anything relevant. It's always annoying to see someone profit of an OBVIOUS grift, but you can only grift for so long. The "I'm in danger for my life" schtick can only go on for so long. When no harm is consistently done to him, the likely conclusion is it slowing down.
In my opinion, I'd just enjoy the cat-and-mouse that he's going to play with his slush funds. He's made finding him a game, the 80 iq brainlet.

 

[Catmannjew]

Good God Lucas, can't you do anything by yourself? You can't run a stream, can't write, can't edit, can't make graphics. How are you a barely functional.

 

[bonanus]

Keffals doesn't know what real terrorism is. Being laughed at for clowning around on the Internet isn't terrorism, it's comedy.

 

[Yankee Shogun]

"things have escalated"

Going from swatting to pizzas is the opposite of escalating, Lucas.

Just call the Pizza place and ask them not to deliver, it's that easy, or ask the delivery Xir to inform where ever xer came from you don't want to order any pizzas

 

[Estate]

I like the fact that he made tracking him down into a game. Just like Ralph did.
Some of the best fun I had was being in HWNDU threads back in the day.

 

[Anti-Intellectual]

Lads I think we've created a monster. Its pretty obvious Keffals sees antagonizing Kiwi Farms as a profitable revenue stream. On the one hand the memes have been great, I just hope we're not making Lucas rich.

Likely short term wealth. However, since when have troons demonstrated any kind of fiscal responsibility let alone austerity? The majority of people who come into sudden wealth lack the discipline to retain that wealth and often end up in a huge amount of crippling debt instead. This is Lukey boy's fifteen minutes of fame and I seriously doubt they will ever reach this apex again in their life. My bet is they will end up in debt and much worse off than before.

 

[New Account]

"Kiwifarms is full of stalkers that ruin people's lives. Anyway, catch me on the tmz podcast"

 

[TRUE ÞURSIAN WORSHIP]

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Dumbass tranny bitches.
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"They need to be in psych wards"
Look, Grabbon McUpdog, SRS aside, it is definitely not healthy social behavior for someone to broadcast their daily life on as many internet platforms as possible. It is however normal and healthy to "people watch" and laugh at weirdos. That is what this site is for.

All it would take for anybody who has a thread on this site to stop being "harassed" (I.e. for their thread to die) is to get off the internet for a couple weeks, and then keep things to a whisper moving forward. However, none of these people, Lucas included, are capable of this, because they are either pathologically lazy (so they need to crowdfund neetbux) or addicted to the attention or something like this.

Keffals, if you get a job at taco bell, you can even get a discount on the food!

 

[etcetcetc]

Couple of days old, Cenk's Nephew talking about Keffals.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Weakest Kiwifarms Shitposter:


Strongest RCMP Agent:

 

[Lester Jones]

Philip Paul Burnell calls out Keffals and the Canadian Police:

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

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Bitch we just wanted to feed you pizza since getting swatted is kind of sucky. Like next time we'll just send you dildos so u can go fuck yourself.

 

[msd]

Everytime KF gets accused of doing something I'm always reminded that this place is more akin to a zoo, with strict rules about never interacting with a lolcow and never doing anything illegal.

So why keep trying to do this shit?

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Care to put your money where your mouth is,tranny? 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719 Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.