Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Muff Cabbage]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think @Drain Bamaged is only using that retarded turn of phrase to emphasize how retarded it sounds in Ashley’s OP.

Then I'm retarded and I apologize.

 

[Alamo basement dweller]

Then I'm retarded and I apologize.

We’re all retarded here, you’re in good company.

 

[Drain Bamaged]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think @Drain Bamaged is only using that retarded turn of phrase to emphasize how retarded it sounds in Ashley’s OP.

You are correct

 

[Pedophobe]

Kiwi Farms spoke of the devil and she has returned

Allyson Marie Suphton 3 month stay in the nut hut

Anyone know if she ended up getting the fake service dog?

 

[Johnny Appleseed]

Anyone know if she ended up getting the fake service dog?

No. It was a fishy service company anyways.

 

[stuffandthings]

No. It was a fishy service company anyways.

I don't think fishies would make very good service animals either.

Bad pun. I'll show myself out of the thread.

 

[large_farva]

tally mark system- Live Now
Annoying DID faker
"not diagnosed but medically recognized"
I know these people are a dime a dozen but since it popped up on my fyp, I'm sharing. Again, no write up because these people are all the same, just a drive-by point and laugh.

 

[unwieldy_object]

I knew a guy who got circumcised in his 30s and reported it was absolutely as bad as you would expect. This particular patient is obviously a maniac though, considering he let a BLIND PERSON near his penis with a scalpel. Unless...but no, it couldn't be. Could it? Almost like she may not be as "blind" in real life as she is on the Internet, eh?

Edited to say she's so lucky that despite being totally for real BLIND, whenever the camera is on her, she's capable of appearing to look directly at it with both eyes. Other, less inspiring blind people actually look like their eyes aren't seeing anything, which is disturbing to observers and one of the reasons they wear dark glasses. Man, some people have all the luck.

I don't know when she supposedly went blind in the one eye, but I find it interesting that she can track stuff with it.
Not to mention that she seems to have absolutely no issue looking at the forceps without any visual aid even though the severity of her limited vision could only be mitigated with glasses.
Unless of course she has perfect vision but 5% field of vision which is not what she claims.

I can't hear anything about her voice that suggests that she was born deaf, might be because English is a second language to me but I've heard enough deaf people talk to be very sceptical.
Btw, for those of you who don't know, hearing aids are not producing the same sound as what a hearing person hear. Can recommend checking out on YouTube or something how it sounds like.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Your mom is right. Anyone who prepares for their period has too much time on their hands. The proper adult response to a period is for it to take you completely unawares, despite having happened every month for decades.

Especially if you're wearing white pants.

 

[Grey B. Train]

I'm truly surprised no one has shared Ms. Carnduff's amazing IUD freedom gram yet! I believe her uterine munch is ready to launch!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

The photo of the slimy IUD freshly yanked from her nether regions is...quite a touch.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

OMG who the fuck takes a picture while the doctor is doctoring?

 

[swiggety_swoogitty]

I'm truly surprised no one has shared Ms. Carnduff's amazing IUD freedom gram yet! I believe her uterine munch is ready to launch!
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What a dumb fuck. Does she even have a bf or is she forever-alone and just likes to pretend that she’s sexually active so she can say she’s brave to get it removed in the fall of Roe?
Also I can’t imagine what that doctor was thinking when she said “can you hold that up a sec so I can get a picture?”

 

[Drain Bamaged]

I'm truly surprised no one has shared Ms. Carnduff's amazing IUD freedom gram yet! I believe her uterine munch is ready to launch!
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In the past, Ms Carnduff said her IUD insertion was traumatic but she didn’t explain what caused it to be so. So far she hasn’t claimed the removal to be traumatic, but in a “story” she bravely shared with her audience 2 hours later, she may be suggesting that the removal of her IUD has resulted immediately noticeable hormonal & mood changes. Or, she may be implying she’s still legitimately upset due to “trolls” telling her an IUD removal “is no big deal” I just don’t know. I don’t know enough about IUD removals or hormones to comment anything educational.


What uterus-related ailment will Ashley claim from here on? PCOS? Endometriosis? Lasting issues from being on poisonous hormonal birth control? Ms Carnduff has been posting about her Yoni for a while now, but hold on to your period panties, because that was possibly only the-tip-of-the-iceberg for now.

How many re-takes of that image do you think Ashley made that unlucky doctor pose for?

 

[Ophelia Johnson]

what the fuck is this shit? ashley’s gyno and her staff will definitely be making fun of ashley for the next week, minimum. i worked in obgyn for a few years, and i don’t remember a single woman so much as flinching when their iuds were removed, nor crying afterwards for any reason - let alone bleeding or pain. ashley is such a dramatic fucking baby. i bet the real reason she cried at her appt is bc they weighed her and she had to face the reality of how much weight she has packed on this summer. she is looking porkier with each ugly selfie she posts

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

In the past, Ms Carnduff said her IUD insertion was traumatic but she didn’t explain what caused it to be so. So far she hasn’t claimed the removal to be traumatic, but in a “story” she bravely shared with her audience 2 hours later, she may be suggesting that the removal of her IUD has resulted immediately noticeable hormonal & mood changes. Or, she may be implying she’s still legitimately upset due to “trolls” telling her an IUD removal “is no big deal” I just don’t know. I don’t know enough about IUD removals or hormones to comment anything educational.
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What uterus-related ailment will Ashley claim from here on? PCOS? Endometriosis? Lasting issues from being on poisonous hormonal birth control? Ms Carnduff has been posting about her Yoni for a while now, but hold on to your period panties, because that was possibly only the-tip-of-the-iceberg for now.

IUD insertion is uncomfortable and can be very painful. I could see why people who maybe have sexual trauma may find it triggering or traumatic. This woman just seems annoying though.

 

[disco_chocobo]

i bet the real reason she cried at her appt is bc they weighed her and she had to face the reality of how much weight she has packed on this summer. she is looking porkier with each ugly selfie she posts

she got diagnosed as beige, boring, and blimpin' up.

 

[Real Centaur]

IUD insertion is uncomfortable and can be very painful. I could see why people who maybe have sexual trauma may find it triggering or traumatic. This woman just seems annoying though.

Yeah like I've been traumatized & in severe pain from a standard pelvic exam, no doubt getting a metal rod rammed through your cervix without anaesthetic can be traumatic as hell. They don't do that kind of shit to men, I wonder why...

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

What uterus-related ailment will Ashley claim from here on? PCOS? Endometriosis? Lasting issues from being on poisonous hormonal birth control? Ms Carnduff has been posting about her Yoni for a while now, but hold on to your period panties, because that was possibly only the-tip-of-the-iceberg for now.

Not to be captain obvious, but her next uterus condition is going to be pregnancy.

 

[Oracular Slug]

What uterus-related ailment will Ashley claim from here on? PCOS? Endometriosis? Lasting issues from being on poisonous hormonal birth control? Ms Carnduff has been posting about her Yoni for a while now, but hold on to your period panties, because that was possibly only the-tip-of-the-iceberg for now.

My money’s on something more exotic. Up to 10% of uteruses decide to go “fuck this shit” and drop endometrium outside where it belongs, the rates for PCOS are 5-10% too. Not rare enough for a munchie, unless it’s ~*~magically~*~ the Worst. Case. Ever!!

I think there was an episode of House with endo in the ear, so something like that.