Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

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Well, she was told she was being sniped and she didn't log off. Gorlic Bread is no doubt working on a video this moment shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, that Chantal didn't keep her word. In his latest video (why do I watch), he already showed himself to be a fool by wondering if the reason Chantal texted Nader when she was in the nice hotel was to have sex. Chantal told us she was horny (puke, sorry) for him and wanted to fuck.

Sorry, I love mocking GB.

Her chat won't shut up about FFG which is crushing her. She doesn't realize they're the trolls. My conspiracy theory, they're telling her FFG is keeping the charity money because she bought a Gucci purse and is going to buy a $9k Gucci chair. She bought the purse before the charity stream and there's no fucking way she's buying that chair. But if they get Chantal worked up, she'll rage about this obvious untruth.
 
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Cock wombler said:
Sperg ahead

She's lost almost 15lbs in 5 days so 3 lbs a day. 1lb of fat loss is equivalent to 3500 calories. To lose 3lbs per day she would need a calorie deficit of 10,500 per day. To give her the benefit of the doubt let's say 1/3 or 2/3 of her weightloss is water weight. So 10lbs of fat loss in 5 days she would need a deficit of 7000 calories per day. And 5lbs of fat loss in 5 days she would need a 3500 calorie deficit per day.

Her bmr is 2100. If she did fuck all the entire day she burns 2100 just existing. If she ate nothing she would still need to burn an extra 1400 calories per day for 5lbs fat loss over 5 days, 4900 per day for 10lb loss and 8400 for 15lbs. Waddling around the house and rolling down hills don't burn those kind of numbers.

It's also strange to have consistent water weight loss for 5 days. If she had altered her diet and lessened her salt intake that retained water would be released in a couple of days. But she's still eating high sodium foods such as a family sized bags of chips.

Dr now's gives his 600lbers a 1200 calorie diet with the goal of losing 30lbs in 1 munt. You're telling me Chantal who is half the size of those 600lbers can do that in just 10 days if she keeps going at this rate 🌈.

The math just isn't mathing. My money is on drugs.
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One munt. Brilliant.
4Macie said:
So she wants a single person to be at every stream? Who the fuck has time?
Chantal does not have a consistent schedule either, so whomever it is will need to be ready 24/7.
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You know most of her VIBs are always there. Apparently they also have no lives.
 
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Dieter Laser said:
I’m going to laugh if we never get the Hospice Beeze arc or any dramatic long term final season because this dumb bitch is going to choke to death, face down on a pile of noodles.
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I’m currently on hospice myself and I asked my nurse what Chins expected method of death would be. She looked at her flopping around and rolling down a hill and gave me some great (yet horrible but Chins is prettier than 90% of the girls on YT guise she can handle it) ideas so I put this prognosis together.

Flobby would definitely begin the process of dying mid mouthful of Big Mac and shake during a blood pressure boiling rage stream when she suddenly has a massive stroke. She’d instantly lose the ability to swallow and a giant chewed mass of McDo would slide instead down her windpipe and into her lungs. Having aspirated, she’d slowly die waiting for the extra large stretcher and big rig ambulance to come because there are weight limits. She’d be awake enough to feel that food in there and the panic of not getting a breath and contemplate all the terrible choices she’s made. She’d get a massive infection from the shit in there and get MRSA which would develop into the flesh eating variety and against all science it would keep her alive while it devoured all that fat off her. Weeks of suffering, Ventilator 24/7 but just low enough O2 flow that you feel every breath it gives you that it’s not enough IV Morphine through a line put into her bone marrow in her ankle because all her veins have been chewed up. Her fupa flayed open at the top like a marsupial and held up off her pubic area by straps attached to the ceiling so the rotten fupa doesn’t hurt anything else, hysterectomy holes completely open to the air. She’d be the a husk of a human being kinda like now but with that weight loss she always wanted. You deserve this Cuntal. It’s the least Karma can do for you. And you know what?

We ALL love this for you. Happy dreams
 
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AboutTreeFiddy said:
I’m currently on hospice myself and I asked my nurse what Chins expected method of death would be. She looked at her flopping around and rolling down a hill and gave me some great (yet horrible but Chins is prettier than 90% of the girls on YT guise she can handle it) ideas so I put this prognosis together.

Flobby would definitely begin the process of dying mid mouthful of Big Mac and shake during a blood pressure boiling rage stream when she suddenly has a massive stroke. She’d instantly lose the ability to swallow and a giant chewed mass of McDo would slide instead down her windpipe and into her lungs. Having aspirated, she’d slowly die waiting for the extra large stretcher and big rig ambulance to come because there are weight limits. She’d be awake enough to feel that food in there and the panic of not getting a breath and contemplate all the terrible choices she’s made. She’d get a massive infection from the shit in there and get MRSA which would develop into the flesh eating variety and against all science it would keep her alive while it devoured all that fat off her. Weeks of suffering, Ventilator 24/7 but just low enough O2 flow that you feel every breath it gives you that it’s not enough IV Morphine through a line put into her bone marrow in her ankle because all her veins have been chewed up. Her fupa flayed open at the top like a marsupial and held up off her pubic area by straps attached to the ceiling so the rotten fupa doesn’t hurt anything else, hysterectomy holes completely open to the air. She’d be the a husk of a human being kinda like now but with that weight loss she always wanted. You deserve this Cuntal. It’s the least Karma can do for you. And you know what?

We ALL love this for you. Happy dreams
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I'm sorry you're on hospice.
 
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Bibliowench said:
My only reference for Smee is the pirate from the movie Hook. Do we know the origin of the nickname for her mother?
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I don't think Kim's Smee moniker came from Peter Pan.

Chantal has recounted a couple of times that
When she was young, there was a rhyming book her mother read to her every night. Chantal had memorized it, she can still recite the lengthy passage where she got "Smee" from. As I recall it was kind of a nonsensey book,. A very cursory Google search failed to produce any children's books ft a character called Smee but I expect a Farmer could suss it out.

(She does have an uncanny memory for song lyrics which are also rhymes)
 
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rebel support said:
Eh, there's plenty to criticise without resorting to something that clearly isn't Chins' fault. Daddy-o left long before she was this toxic hambeast. In fact, daddy-o leaving and knowing that Smee had finally made her real family- one Chins wasnt part of, not really- might be what sowed the seeds of what this beast has become.
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No shit you think!?!? Groundbreaking
 
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What is this, a crossover episode?

This has given me an idea for a pool of men as desperate and unloveable as Chinny

Troons!

Hear me out. Troons are as desperate with even lower standards. A troon would be as narcissistic as her and would always enable whatever hateful shit she wants to say. A troon wouldn’t want to have sex with her because he castrated himself, (we know she actually has no libido so this would be a plus) and he could even take all the clothes she obsessively takes and tailor them to fit.

I can see more compatibility the more I think. Do it Chins, do it
 
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Peak Chantal energy. Wasn't it a week or two ago when she was praising the forum for having the thread up about Nader and by association DeeDee? If the forum disappeared or if the react channels stopped, she's fucked. So be glad people are interested in a goddamn trainwreck and if you don't like the actions of your behavior, try to improve. Oh wait, that's why you're a lolcow.
 
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AboutTreeFiddy said:
I’m currently on hospice myself and I asked my nurse what Chins expected method of death would be. She looked at her flopping around and rolling down a hill and gave me some great (yet horrible but Chins is prettier than 90% of the girls on YT guise she can handle it) ideas so I put this prognosis together.

Flobby would definitely begin the process of dying mid mouthful of Big Mac and shake during a blood pressure boiling rage stream when she suddenly has a massive stroke. She’d instantly lose the ability to swallow and a giant chewed mass of McDo would slide instead down her windpipe and into her lungs. Having aspirated, she’d slowly die waiting for the extra large stretcher and big rig ambulance to come because there are weight limits. She’d be awake enough to feel that food in there and the panic of not getting a breath and contemplate all the terrible choices she’s made. She’d get a massive infection from the shit in there and get MRSA which would develop into the flesh eating variety and against all science it would keep her alive while it devoured all that fat off her. Weeks of suffering, Ventilator 24/7 but just low enough O2 flow that you feel every breath it gives you that it’s not enough IV Morphine through a line put into her bone marrow in her ankle because all her veins have been chewed up. Her fupa flayed open at the top like a marsupial and held up off her pubic area by straps attached to the ceiling so the rotten fupa doesn’t hurt anything else, hysterectomy holes completely open to the air. She’d be the a husk of a human being kinda like now but with that weight loss she always wanted. You deserve this Cuntal. It’s the least Karma can do for you. And you know what?

We ALL love this for you. Happy dreams
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❤ I'm sorry your in that position. *hugs*
 
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She must be bored of brushing up on Keffals lore and watching Nader make chili

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