DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Local Degenerate]

Because MS Gamepass members get EA Play for free.
EA Play members can play 10 hours of Madden for free.
So basically because its free.
He also said that he won't play the game past the free 10 hours and won't even think about online play.

tl;dr: It will be a boring snoozefest.

To be fair, there's been a lot of shit much more up his alley that's been free that he's outright ignored.

The inner machinations of the pigroaches mind are an enigma.

 

[TurdFondler]

I hope he reacts to his jerk-off video.

And ends it in a passionate cry-wank when he remembers how him and T used to bootleg porn together.

 

[AceVentura]

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This is aimed at his fans, so it’s either a huge smug rant about how petty/ stupid/ pathetic evilAJ is, or a brand new way to hoover up their remaining pennies.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Searching in my screenshot folder for funny memes, seeing this again.

Huhn.

What exactly happened to those 3 lightboxes he doesn't use in his kindergarten office?

 

[Pargon]

Searching in my screenshot folder for funny memes, seeing this again.

Huhn.

What exactly happened to those 3 lightboxes he doesn't use in his kindergarten office?

This is just my autism acting up but I really hate it when people need a two-car garage despite having only one vehicle because the other half is just crammed full of shit. There are people in my neighborhood who do this even despite having two vehicles, so some poor bastard has to knock snow/scrape ice or get soaked going to their car all because some asshole bought way too much stuff. Of course DSP would do some innocuous thing that still irritates the fuck out of me. This guy is just sand in every orifice.

fukken sell that shit nigga, buy your downie wife a beater

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

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I know the dents will give him money regardless of game, but fucking Madden?

Who's asking for this?

 

[Toby Flenderson]

Jesus his twitter is depressing, 23k followers and only 10 likes lol

 

[TurdFondler]

Jesus his twitter is depressing, 23k followers and only 10 likes lol

.0004% engagement

 

[PieceofShet]

He dont want to watch ajs video, even if someone passed it to him. This is how he gets dmcad.

Its probqbly a fishing vest or fishing hat.

 

[Toby Flenderson]

.0004% engagement

Bugged stats dudeeee

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Jesus his twitter is depressing, 23k followers and only 10 likes lol

It's even better when he sees someone with much less followers regularly get 500+ likes regularly because he makes sure to cope about it either on Twitter or on the copecast.

 

[tzgnilki]

Its probqbly a fishing vest or fishing hat.

i'm guessing it's a pet fish, new $200 goal is to feed the fish.. or it dies

 

[Iron Hamster]

So Phil settles on a game that he refused to play last week, calling it horrible. This will be interesting. You had an entire day to think of something Phil, and you chose a game you hate because it's free to play at the moment.

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Seems like there's an alleged IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT every day yet he always disappoints. No one's life will change by missing your announcement which is the same old thing that only benefits you. lol

He doesn't go to Walmart because he thinks he'll get robbed.

He doesn't take a backpack.

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lol. Drama tweets.

Mouth-drooling is a symptom of neurological disorders.

or the result of a car accident that burned half a face.

.0004% engagement

That's robust engagement

 

[Two Yum Yums]

I noticed he has enough brain cells left to stop saying "mouth-drooling moron." That one maybe could have got him in trouble with Susan. Mouth-drooling is a symptom of neurological disorders.

He's ditched that one, but still uses mental health disorders as insults (which is ironic considering how batshit he is). The other day as he was ree-ing out at someone, he was doing his bug-eyed staring into the camera as he said they needed to be locked in a padded room.

Very chill and positive.

 

[MAWBD]

The reason he makes the daily wrap and tells his viewers about how the streams did, monetarily, or when he has to 'penny pinch'... it's not just begging, but that's the kind of stuff you'd tell your friends about.

But he has no friends, so... he tells his audience. There's no one else who'll listen to him besides his horse, and he needs an outlet. An outlet that should never care about this garbage.

I got to disagree. Do people really tell their buddies stuff like:
"Shit! I don't have money for groceries! I need to penny pinch!"

Or tell them the mundane boring parts of their work?
"Today I changed a bunch of strings in some resource files to display a more meaningful messages to the users. "

Who the fuck wants to listen to their friends "money issues" or the mundane part of their jobs even if they work in same domain? Maybe I am too autistic.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

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It's something fishing related. Wouldn't shock me if he dug around his pile of junk and found a fishing pole he bought for no reason.

Searching in my screenshot folder for funny memes, seeing this again.

Huhn.

What exactly happened to those 3 lightboxes he doesn't use in his kindergarten office?

Based on what we've seen from his closet streams, I reckon he still has them. Like I said, Phil goes out of his way to possess the means to improve his streams for his audience so he can enjoy their frustration with him not using it.

In addition to this, and being a lazy hoarder, Phil is so spoiled that he probably gets pissed at the idea of selling stuff to have gacha money. He isn't supposed to have to, in his mind, the dents are supposed to be giving him the tips he prods them for. Sacrifices and compromises are for everyone else.

 

[Lord_Point]

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Im putting my money on a whale sent him a steam deck. New toy to flex on the poors, comes directly from steam so no piggy paranoia, and buying a steam deck instead of just building an actual PC is retarded enough to make perfect sense to Dave.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

He should play FIFA again...doesn't have to be the new one he can just play an old one and it will still be hilarious...for me. I want to see him get pissed when a cross into the box ends in a goal.

 

[Coke Zero]

Its amazing how incompetent phil is at all aspects of life. Imagine struggling to find fishing equipment in a metro area with millions of people just a few miles from the ocean. There's probably over a hundred stores within an hour of him that sell this kind of stuff and he still manages to fuck it up.

Just how retarded do you have to be to live in a major city surrounded by water and not be able to find any fishing items?

 

[UaineRunei]

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Well let's see, everytime he said something like this in the past we got:

- A new vest;
- A new hat;
- I'm not the King of Hate anymore!
- Give me your money.

So it's going to be underwhelming as always. However, my guess is that he actually got some shit delivered/to be delivered today to put in his dumb hat. And he's going to marathon Bass Master on Saturday and every $50 (after the $150 for the hat and vest mind you) he's going to put something on his hat.

I mean that's the laziest thing I can imagine, so I think there's a good chance he's going to do it.