DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Who's asking for this?

No one is, and that's the point.

DSP likes to call himself a "variety streamer" who gives his fans what they want, but what they want is, in reality, what he wants. DSP offers fans the illusion of actual choice in trade for tips, donations, and handouts. That's the business model. Fans never get what they want. They get whatever Phil wants, then when you call him out on it, he gaslights you into making it what you want.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Well let's see, everytime he said something like this in the past we got:

- A new vest;
- A new hat;
- I'm not the King of Hate anymore!
- Give me your money.

So it's going to be underwhelming as always. However, my guess is that he actually got some shit delivered/to be delivered today to put in his dumb hat. And he's going to marathon Bass Master on Saturday and every $50 (after the $150 for the hat and vest mind you) he's going to put something on his hat.

I mean that's the laziest thing I can imagine, so I think there's a good chance he's going to do it.

he's still gonna get 1000 viewers because most "detractors" are retards that can't help but give him the attention he wants when he hypes something up.
watch a restreamer, idiots

 

[DeeTracktor]

I got a bad feeling the big surprise is a Big Mouth Billy Bass as a $200 goal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXOiS8elf-o

 

[8675ynneJeMllaCyehT309;)]

I noticed he has enough brain cells left to stop saying "mouth-drooling moron." That one maybe could have got him in trouble with Susan.

Literally less than 48 hours ago.

This stream was particularly deranged. Was talking about how he's too good to put out toxic content and he could if he wanted to but then he "couldn't live with himself" and because "it was how he was raised, with a morality code"

Coming from a dude we know, beyond any reasonable doubt, is taking fan donations and blowing it on gacha.

I don't know if it's done as some sort of cope with him? Like he needs to just keep reaffirming this blatant lie over and over until he himself believes it and then can sleep at night? With gin too of course.

For years I've been watching this dude lie through his fucking teeth with ZERO shame, no remorse and it's really just as shocking and gross as the first time I saw it. Blows my fucking mind.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Literally less than 48 hours ago. View attachment 3619051
This stream was particularly deranged. Was talking about how he's too good to put out toxic content and he could if he wanted to but then he "couldn't live with himself" and because "it was how he was raised, with a morality code"

Coming from a dude we know, beyond any reasonable doubt, is taking fan donations and blowing it on gacha.

I don't know if it's done as some sort of cope with him? Like he needs to just keep reaffirming this blatant lie over and over until he himself believes it and then can sleep at night? With gin too of course.

For years I've been watching this dude lie through his fucking teeth with ZERO shame, no remorse and it's really just as shocking and gross as the first time I saw it. Blows my fucking mind.

It baffles me how much he does lie, not the tips part or Gacha, the signs were there from miles away of his addictions, it just took Phil to lost awareness and spill the beans

Also bit late to suggest this but maybe EvilAJ should just let Phil watch 3 of his own TIHYDP, and Copyright strike all after the fact

Channel is ded
W for the conspiracy nudniks

Other than that, I find myself laughing how much shit he chats and believes it because I wouldn't, and looking at the past history of serial narcissism and blatant pathological liar I find him immensely frustrating to listen to him speak...

Not mad

Frustrating

Because he self-inserted himself into the content creation sphere and fails at it every day

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Literally less than 48 hours ago. View attachment 3619051
This stream was particularly deranged. Was talking about how he's too good to put out toxic content and he could if he wanted to but then he "couldn't live with himself" and because "it was how he was raised, with a morality code"

Coming from a dude we know, beyond any reasonable doubt, is taking fan donations and blowing it on gacha.

I don't know if it's done as some sort of cope with him? Like he needs to just keep reaffirming this blatant lie over and over until he himself believes it and then can sleep at night? With gin too of course.

For years I've been watching this dude lie through his fucking teeth with ZERO shame, no remorse and it's really just as shocking and gross as the first time I saw it. Blows my fucking mind.

It's not coping. We can tell from, among other things, his ill-advised accelerated bitching about his rep as a mobile game addict and drunk, that appearances are everything to Phil. He knows he's an asshole who does bad things, but he's too spoiled to accept that that comes with downsides. So he goes against all logic, reasoning, facts, and common sense to assert a narrative that's 100% wrong, but aligns with an appearance he wants.

Compare his story of the conversation with his mother to any moment where another involved person is a public figure. Phil demands absolute control over the narrative, but he doesn't let a lack of it stop him from lying. Why? Because appearance supercedes everything, even the fact that no one believes him. It's why he'll go to his grave maintaining this act, this "pretend to not know the detractors were right" bullshit.

But it's also why he has already lost. He doesn't need to wind up homeless, he's already exposed as an idiotic douchebag with no soul or balls, specifically because he doesn't let facts stop him from lying. He proves everything we say, by being like that.

 

[ACE CERTIFICATION PROGRAM]

He should play FIFA again...doesn't have to be the new one he can just play an old one and it will still be hilarious...for me. I want to see him get pissed when a cross into the box ends in a goal.

“Hail Mary lahbs”

 

[Paladin Derich]

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The silver lining with dsp playing sports games is that he will rant about detractors and respond to bait. Any game that is slow-paced, or involves regular stat management, usually ends up as a disaster stream.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Literally less than 48 hours ago. View attachment 3619051
This stream was particularly deranged. Was talking about how he's too good to put out toxic content and he could if he wanted to but then he "couldn't live with himself" and because "it was how he was raised, with a morality code"

Coming from a dude we know, beyond any reasonable doubt, is taking fan donations and blowing it on gacha.

I don't know if it's done as some sort of cope with him? Like he needs to just keep reaffirming this blatant lie over and over until he himself believes it and then can sleep at night? With gin too of course.

For years I've been watching this dude lie through his fucking teeth with ZERO shame, no remorse and it's really just as shocking and gross as the first time I saw it. Blows my fucking mind.

Oh look, time to drag this one out again. Phil totally donates to charity, guys.

 

[NursezillaX]

Wings' ban on Twitch is content related, calling someone a downie was the previous ban I'm not sure what this one was for. If DSP was still on twitch he would have been banned a few times for things that have happened on his Youtube streams. (off the top of my head: "Arnold Philsanigger" and that time he said tranny a bunch probably)

DSP and Wings can freely call their chats autistic faggot darkies for an hour and not be banned from Youtube. But Wings says Downie once and get a week ban on Twitch. Just a difference in platform priorities

Yeah, I think that's the answer / explanation that's most on target. He can do his usual abusing of viewers on YT with very little concern that it's going to rankle, or even reach, anybody in a position to do something about it. Twitch, however, is a platform that's much more likely to bounce somebody who they see, when they finally take a close look at them for whatever reason, telling multiple people multiple times a day to 'suck the turds out of my ass' and other assorted gems. Definitely different priorities / cultures between the two.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

10 hour trial of Madden?

About 7 of those 10 hours will be wasted in the menus. His sports games streams are truly up there with some of the most mind numbing and retarded shit I have seen from Phil. Only his actual life outside the stream provide shit that is even more mind boggling.

Godspeed to any detractor who sits through those streams.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

10 hour trial of Madden?

About 7 of those 10 hours will be wasted in the menus. His sports games streams are truly up there with some of the most mind numbing and retarded shit I have seen from Phil. Only his actual life outside the stream provide shit that is even more mind boggling.

Godspeed to any detractor who sits through those streams.

He'll spend minimum two hours ranting about a Youtube video being made private before starting.

 

[Chernabog3000]

What's wild about the madden trial. Is that there's a word where Dave long ago admitted and embraced his gatcha addiction. The whales haven't left, infact he's attracted more by becoming a wwe champion/gachaaaa streamer. He could just boot up madden today, hit up that ltimate team card game or whatever the fuck and watch the donations for packs roll in.


Instead he gets to bitch about his latest money making scheme being hampered while struggling through a 20 year old control set as he gets btfoed by an ai that he has set to the Rookie difficulty.

What a legacy.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Its amazing how incompetent phil is at all aspects of life. Imagine struggling to find fishing equipment in a metro area with millions of people just a few miles from the ocean. There's probably over a hundred stores within an hour of him that sell this kind of stuff and he still manages to fuck it up.

Just how retarded do you have to be to live in a major city surrounded by water and not be able to find any fishing items?

Phil is the kind of guy who would fail to fill up a bottle with sand if he ever found himself in the middle of the Sahara.

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“Hail Mary lahbs”

I remember how when the AI first scored a goal via a cross into a header he thought that the "random headbutt bouncy goals" were a glitch

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

DSP on record has the dumbest surprises ever. Derish, Jayde and Haseo only care what horse shit this surprise could be.

Yeah, it's usually that Phil BUSTED HIS ASS taking .1 seconds changing the color of his e-begging bar or someone made a new $100 contribution gif hint hint

 

[DiabeticSP]

So Phil settles on a game that he refused to play last week, calling it horrible. This will be interesting. You had an entire day to think of something Phil, and you chose a game you hate because it's free to play at the moment.

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Why does Phil play Madden?

He has never once enjoyed Madden. He is not competent at Madden. He does not know how Madden works. Madden might literally be the game he is most terrible and worthless at (his Jets gameplay was hilarious though).

Does this Madden even have a 'single player story'?

 

[LieLieFyre]

Oh look, time to drag this one out again. Phil totally donates to charity, guys.

He sure does. It's called the "TheGunshow gacha fund". It supports gacha addicted balding fat guys with getting their naked wrestlers.

 

[DukeMorty]

Don't know if this is true but someone in An1337 stream right now said they gave Phil TIHYDP of EvilAJs video. Detractors saved Dave again?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Don't know if this is true but someone in An1337 stream right now said they gave Phil TIHYDP of EvilAJs video. Detractors saved Dave again?

Now AJ can strike him during the stream.

 

[HorseSense]

Don't know if this is true but someone in An1337 stream right now said they gave Phil TIHYDP of EvilAJs video. Detractors saved Dave again?

I'm sure detractors know that Peak Phil is when he doesn't get what he wants (Wolverine toy, Evo wins, money, etc). Probably a fan who just can't wheel far enough from the vortex.