Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Vyse Inglebard]

am i delusional or is there an outline of a mustache on his face? has lucas not gotten laser hair removal or something?

>implying a troon would give enough of a shit to actually groom himself to look feminine

 

[John Roberts]

Why the fuck did he not green screen a background in. This is just giving us free real estate, and it's very fucking unprofessional lmao.

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I don't know, but it's hilarious.

 

[kyskeff]

good luck in your journey to become king tranny lucas, with under 1k pity watchers you’ll need it

 

[thescoutexperience]

As if I needed more reasons to despise Canada

 

[Chey]

LMAOOO BIG UP ETHAN

 

[Brutality]

Happy 1000+ Pages!

 

[TabbyGarf]

Happy 1K, groomers malding, pedos coping, keffals crying.
Mango Ranch never fails.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

1000 pages and its all thanks to Lucas’s inability to log off the internet and assistance from our man inside Niggerman the cat!,

 

[Flight Deck]

"Keep being mean, I don't give a single fuck." Lucas, we all know you care about every little thing that someone says about you. Don't deny it.

Yup. What's the count (so far) on the number of times keffals has shown to quickly react to posts in this thread?

And how much higher is this number compared to keffals' IQ?

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Apparently the Ralphamale used the Zoom link to join in. COMPLETE RALPHAMALE VICTORY

 

[Sky King]

Keffals is livestreaming as we know and he claimed Ethan Ralph and a 'bunch of kiwifarmers' (ye ok) raided the TMZ zoom meet.

 

[A Bone To Pick With You]

"Somehow the link to the Zoom-meeting got leaked."
My nigger in christ, you showed it on screen, you absolute moron!
Edit: oh god my sides!

 

[Pendulous Dong]

COME OUT YE FAT AND TRANS
COME OUT AND FIGHT US LIKE A MAN
TELL THE POLICE HOW YOU GROOMED THOSE BOYS ON DISCORD
SHOW EM HOW THE PIZZA GUY
MADE YOU RUN LIKE HELL AND HIDE
YOUR GRIFTING AND YOUR STREAMS FOREVER PISS POOR

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Ethan Ralph, far-right king of the hate site KiwiFarms

 

[NashSuvorov]

Keffals is living proof that if Josef Mengele had lived in our age and done the things he'd done, he'd only need to change his name to Josephina Mengele and he'd be in the clear.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

Happy 1K my friends

Almost close to being 3 times the seize of Destiny's thread

 

[B'owl]

The TMZ interview got raided, here is some audio I was able to gather.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

"Somehow the link to the Zoom-meeting got leaked."
My nigger in christ, you showed it on screen, you absolute moron!
Edit: oh god my sides!

Lucas is the most exceptional of all spergs. We all should bow to his stupidity.

 

[Neil]

>Lucas showed the zoom link on his stream which caused trolls to flood in
THIS level of constant incompetence is precisely why Lucas's thread is so active. He's such a consistent, persistent fuck up, you can't help but laugh! The best part is that he's always so smug too. He'll trip over his own shoelaces and still try to claim it's a win even after he starts crying about how the meanies are laughing at him.

 

[cat merchant]

Happy 1,000 everybody.

Let’s hope for more Keffals funny moments.