DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm glad Phil is reacting to the MGS2 TIHYDP. As a huge, insecure, narcissist, who also fancied himself as "one of the best gamers in the country", he's haunted by TIHYDP.

Imagine the pain and embarrassment of thinking you were some sort of gaming virtuoso, only to realise you are the laughing stock of the entire online gaming community. Combine that with the extra humiliation of the fan edits of your stupidity and incompetence drawing 100x the views of the videos on your floundering YouTube channel and I genuinely believe that Phil sees the TIHYDP movement as the worst thing that's ever happened to him, even worse than the incident.

It's going to be amazing to see him try to pave over years of emotional damage by pretending he can laugh along with everyone at what a retard he is, all while holding back tears of hurt and anger as comments ridiculing him pop up on the screen.
 
Edit:I don't want to speak for the guy, but Dark is out here projecting massively when to me it always seemed like a simple thing, he watched the Retsupare video on Chipcheezum's channel (same as most of us) and realized Dave was playing like a massive retard, so he decided to edit it into a best of.
I'm glad Phil is reacting to the MGS2 TIHYDP. As a huge, insecure, narcissist, who also fancied himself as "one of the best gamers in the country", he's haunted by TIHYDP.

Imagine the pain and embarrassment of thinking you were some sort of gaming virtuoso, only to realise you are the laughing stock of the entire online gaming community. Combine that with the extra humiliation of the fan edits of your stupidity and incompetence drawing 100x the views of the videos on your floundering YouTube channel and I genuinely believe that Phil sees the TIHYDP movement as the worst thing that's ever happened to him, even worse than the incident.

It's going to be amazing to see him try to pave over years of emotional damage by pretending he can laugh along with everyone at what a retard he is, all while holding back tears of hurt and anger as comments ridiculing him pop up on the screen.
On top of being a controlling egotist, and immature as a toddler, Phil has long had more to worry about hurting his own image with than any of the folks who got mocked before he became the face of shitty gaming. And that's because he just won't stop doing unethical things.

Won't rehash his entire history here, but when you look at it, REALLY look at it, you notice that the decline in his rep keeps accelerating, and he, dare I say deliberately, tries to push it harder. Just look at the things he has done since The Incident. Not stuff dug up years later, I mean shit he just did or was still actively doing. Now imagine someone like Max Dood accidentally leaving the camera on too long or something. Can you picture the following years getting uglier and uglier? Can you picture entire channels having material that doesn't even NEED to touch on his gameplay?

In being obsessed over what began in 2013 with TIHYDP, Phil has completely glossed over the REAL reason his image continues to get worse with each passing year, and that's that his soul is more putrid than his face.
 
Derich just let Phil know in chat that players in madden are actually named after real players. This guy is unreal.

Im still laughing about "have you ever seen a rainbow phil? I mostly seen them in puddles" if derich isnt a professional quote maker already someone should snap him up.

Hahahahha no fucking way. Someone has screens or clips of these, right?
 
Hahahahha no fucking way. Someone has screens or clips of these, right?
Something very odd about how Phil doesn't ever think Derich's idiot spam is a trolling attempt, but he eventually learned that Snowkarl likes to poke the pigroach with a stick covered in dog shit.
 
Something very odd about how Phil doesn't ever think Derich's idiot spam is a trolling attempt, but he eventually learned that Snowkarl likes to poke the pigroach with a stick covered in dog shit.
Personally, I think Derich is so obviously retarded that even Phil realized it would be in poor taste to chastise him.
 
Phil: I don't care what people do and I never copyright strike claim anyone
Also Phil:
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Found a tweet from evilaj that said he won’t flag him and this is a ‘legally binding contract’.

Smugly declares ‘if you give someone permission to do something , you can never, ever rescind that permission.’

‘If evilaj tries to strike me, I have legal proof here I was allowed.’

Guys, I swear on my family’s life I’m not just saying this because it’s DSP; this is possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.
He thinks he’s in some courtroom and he’s got the smoking gun evidence.

‘Legally you can never rescind permission’ ??? Are you genuinely fucking insane???

I honestly think that LawyerSyde Phil is probably the objectively most dumbassed iteration of DSP. One of the most insufferable as well because it's one of the things he acts the most haughty about with that smug facade of being some kind of authority on it.

Has this fucking dunce EVER had a correct take when it comes to the law? I honestly think that his entire 'understanding' of law and the legal system is that if someone, somewhere, has done something towards him that he perceives is negative, they've broken the law. Meanwhile, he'll make all kinds of accusations about things like Twitch having bits as a way to launder money, and as long as he says he doesn't know it for sure, or that he's only speculating, it's all good. He uses 'illegal' as an adjective to reinforce the egregiousness of what somebody has done about 99% more often than he uses it to correctly accuse someone of having actually broken a law.
 
@Chaos.Monkey got it correct, here are the 20 most recent AM streams in which a 1MM tip was not claimed and their final tip amounts. Any other day streams in between received a 1MM tip.
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Wild how 1MM generally decides to not show up when Phil gets big tips early on. I'm sure it's not that Phil just doesn't add it.
 
So what I'm hearing from Phil is that if he invites me over (shut up, just pretend) to his khando, I can come and go from there until the heat death of the universe because he gave me permission that one time. Good to know!
I'm just realizing I fat fingered this empty post reply to actually into existence so I'm editing this part in to appear less crazy.

Dark is gay.
 
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