Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Sneed’s Fuck and Suck]

We are all Andy

 

[UnknownCloser]

So since Keffals wants to get every lolcow together and clearly isn't bothered by Zoophiles as evidenced by his budding friendship with Zrcalo, how long until Keffals starts associating with Kero The Wolf and starts defending him? Or until he tries to defend and exonerate SnakeThing?

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

Nothing Screams "Femininity" like a beard of apathy pubes, Lucas.

 

[Troll Patrol]

"Every single person who has a thread, I am going to reach out to them, I am going to hold my hand out to them, and I am going to ask them if they want to join me" - Keffals

Since Ralph has so many threads Cock Waffle will not only reach out to him, but will give him a reach-around.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Lucas claims to not have an account, but he tweeted out a capture of a post with private tags showing the info in them.

 

[B'owl]

Hey viewers of Keffals's chat! Tell Keffals to fuck off for me, please.

 

[Violence King]

I want to say a lot of stuff but why in the everloving FUCK is he so greasy? Go take a shower, Lucas, for fuck's sake. If one were to wring his pillow cases the oil crisis would be solved in a minute.

Sneed.

side effect of SSRIs and HRT

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

"ACAB until someone makes fun of you on the internet and archives your antics then BACK THE BLUE" is a very interesting position for a super radical freedumb fighter to have. Truly Gunted-Keffalism is the ultimate enlightened centrism.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!

BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT!

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Being trans is irrelevant when you're doing creepy shit with minors. That shit is always fucked regardless of who does it or what they gender identity is.

Being creepy with minors is keffals biggest problem, and what any serious criticism should focus on.

The issue has never been that keffals is trans. There are tons of trannies out there, hell there are tons of tranny streamers, nobody gives a fuck. The issue is the constant sperging out on levels not seen since the early days of Chris Chan.

• The constant attention seeking
• The secret communication with CHILDREN online, despite having a past in pornography
• The admitted "pinkpilling" of children. It is one thing to help kids who may be questioning their gender identity by helping them find a DOCTOR, but that is not what Keffals did
• The giving of homemade dangerous bathtub injectables to CHILDREN
• The public relationship with a dog fucker
• The constant attempts to silence critics, be it KF, Lauren Southern, and Destiny
• The sexual assault allegations
• The "catboy ranch" which featured extreme sexualization of minors. Likely illegal
• The extreme politics
• The misogyny

Even if Keffals was just a normal dude or normal chick, this is a person who would have been ostracized online for their batshit insane behavior.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Lucas. Lucas. Do not get a police protection dog. That dog will likely not let you fuck it. That dog would bite your dick off if you had one.

 

[Local Fed]

Watch your skin, Joshua Moon.

 

[WhoBusTank69]

"If I'm not careful the worst could happen"
Like what, the cops arrest you for promoting bathtub HRT to minors?

 

[Evilronald]

I wonder how Ralph is taking this. He hates not being the center of attention and Lucas has refused his advances to collaborate. He must be seething right now. Especially with all the grift money he has. That 90k Lucas has earned is years of child support for Ralph.

 

[Troll Patrol]

Also I would like to table the motion that the "mad at the internet" emoji be changed to Keffal's face.

 

[LikeAStone]

Lucas. Lucas. Do not get a police protection dog. That dog will likely not let you fuck it. That dog would bite your dick off if you had one.

Don’t invite the zoophile over when you buy a dog.
He’ll kill him then fuck it.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Keffals is under the impression that the United States government will allow prosecution or extradition of American citizens for violating Canadian hate speech laws. While I could see the current administration being in favor of that on a philosophical level, there’s no way they’d want to establish that precedent and have some of them be extradited for real crimes ie arms dealing, human trafficking, or money laundering in Eastern Europe.

There's no precedent of extraditing Americans to Canada on hate speech laws. There is precedent for extraditing Canadians to the US over sending drugs through the mail though:

On July 29, 2005, Canadian police, acting on a request from the United States Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA),[62] simultaneously raided the BC Marijuana Party Bookstore and Headquarters in Vancouver and arrested Emery for extradition to the United States outside a storefront in Lawrencetown, Nova Scotia...

...On May 10, 2010, Justice Minister Rob Nicholson signed the order for Emery to surrender to authorities, which he did that same day.[76] On May 20, 2010, Emery was extradited to the United States, pleading guilty on May 24 to one count of conspiracy to manufacture marijuana. On September 10, 2010, Emery was sentenced to 5 years in prison minus time served.

 

[Corn Flakes]

"[Kiwifarms] loves me!"

You're genuinely right, Keffals. I haven't been this addicted to seeing a lolcow go completely nuclear my entire time being here.

You know, I had shit to do today. I managed to get my work done, but I also wanted to do some prep for a game tomorrow, and I wanted to do some shopping. None of that happened because holy shit this thread is amazing.

If Keffals truly wants the farms to implode, he should just clone himself. Two Keffals would cause a lolcow singularity so powerful it would swallow Cloudflare's servers and all matter within a five mile radius of them.

 

[Troll Patrol]

This thread is moving quicker than Ethan Ralph in a 30 zone

Moving faster than the Gunt at an all you can eat buffet.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

The issue has never been that keffals is trans. There are tons of trannies out there, hell there are tons of tranny streamers, nobody gives a fuck. The issue is the constant sperging out on levels not seen since the early days of Chris Chan.

• The constant attention seeking
• The secret communication with CHILDREN online, despite having a past in pornography
• The admitted "pinkpilling" of children. It is one thing to help kids who may be questioning their gender identity by helping them find a DOCTOR, but that is not what Keffals did
• The giving of homemade dangerous bathtub injectables to CHILDREN
• The public relationship with a dog fucker
• The constant attempts to silence critics, be it KF, Lauren Southern, and Destiny
• The sexual assault allegations
• The "catboy ranch" which featured extreme sexualization of minors. Likely illegal
• The extreme politics
• The misogyny

Even if Keffals was just a normal dude or normal chick, this is a person who would have been ostracized online for their batshit insane behavior.

This post has made me realize that Keffals is Kevin Gibes, except instead of being contained to twitter and alpaca rape, he just sprays shit in every direction imaginable.