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Glad the sex demon shit is back. The Celtaboo saga is boring.
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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Good for the Friglies.
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Transphobic laįňs#$ rhetoric also hurt intersex polks?
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Took me a bit too, it says
"Transphobic unisex rhetoric also hurt intersex folks"
The other, anyone speak gaelic? Or tardish gaelic? I see "Ni, bean me go rais(B?)h maithagat."
ETA: Maithagat is apparently hindi for "you're good"
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I still want her to make a "may your womb be barren" patch, complete with sigil of Zepar.
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I have a somewhat basic understanding of gaelic because I was taught informally growing up, and unsuprisingly, they're absolute gibberish.
She's written "Me bean ni goraibh maithagat" because she doesn't know how to write with spaces, "goraibh maithagat" needs spaces because "go raibh maith agat" is thank you, but without spaces, it's gibberish. Most gaelic speaks would obviously be able to figure it out, but they'd laugh at some stupid yank trying to speak gaelic terribly.
The patches translate to "I'm not a man/woman, thank you."
It's not even that its wrong, persay, it's just that it's so obviously not written by someone who speaks gaelic, it really stands out.
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Amazing. The message itself (being neither man/woman) is literally impossible, written using an incorrect poor attempt at Gaelic by a non-speaker who is going through another phase, and all in illegible fingerpaint. Check out my Etsy for layers of incomprehensible nonsense u guys!
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I'd buy that.
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It’s actually “transphobic laws & rhetoric.” The fact that it’s taken three people to figure it out is a pretty bad sign for her though.
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If anyone ever doxxes her actual address, can we all agree that nobody do shit unless it's to send her a fucking paintbrush? Or a set of stencils? I swear to god she must have an astigmatism if she thinks these patches are legible to anyone.
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Our druid queen couldnt figure a plant out. Why not just take photos to bring home?
She actually made a few patches that can be read without straining the eyes.
She actually made a few patches that can be read without straining the eyes.
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She'd go to the cops claiming rape if she so much as felt any post-sex regret. And she'd probably claim on twitter that she's going to hex and curse her rapist and send her serial killer ghost husbands to serial kill and rape him.
Not to be too much of a biology sperg, but "a lot like oak leaves" could be a variety of shapes and sizes. Miss Druid, the plant expert, can't even specify what species of oak leaf it "looked a lot like"?
She's also made environmentalist-themed patches, including one that's against planting non-native species, but is shocked that she didn't find it in a native plants database?
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I sincerely hope she dies a virgin because she's too slow to handle adult anything and especially sex. However, if she had consensual-but-regretful sex, I confess that I'd be curious which one would win: "Stephanie the eternal victim who has been savagely taken advantage of" vs "Stephanie the ultimate champion of cope who fancies herself a sexual master of the sexy sex."
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Poison oak isn't really a thing out where she lives, is it? I don't think it particularly matches her description on the dandelion part, and I'm pretty sure it's more of a West Coast plant, but MAN that would be funny as hell.
(For people who haven't had the pleasure, poison oak is an irritatingly common plant that, when touched, gets a not particularly obvious oil on whatever touched it... and is easy to then spread to anything that touches THAT. Said oil causes a nasty, itchy, unpleasant rash, and if you happened to touch the plant with your hands it's quite easy to get it all over the goddamn place. Not dangerous at all but a huge itchy nusiance for a few days).
Stapphy the queen of melodrama would probably assume she'd developed Ultimate Skin Death COVID or something.
(For people who haven't had the pleasure, poison oak is an irritatingly common plant that, when touched, gets a not particularly obvious oil on whatever touched it... and is easy to then spread to anything that touches THAT. Said oil causes a nasty, itchy, unpleasant rash, and if you happened to touch the plant with your hands it's quite easy to get it all over the goddamn place. Not dangerous at all but a huge itchy nusiance for a few days).
Stapphy the queen of melodrama would probably assume she'd developed Ultimate Skin Death COVID or something.
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I assume it’d be like Alyssa “Kindness” from the Kevin Gibes universe—at first it would be something to brag about and give way too many details to your followers, but the minute whoever she slept with ghosts her or “wrongs” her she would jump to rape accusations.
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She is using the least useful plant descriptors possible, so I'm just going to assume it's a thistle. Incredibly common on the east coast and distinct looking enough that you wouldn't intuit that it's closely related to dandelion, which is why it "looks like a dandelion that's gone to seed," but I'll admit that there are a lot of plants that look hairy and have lobed leaves.
*edit: forgot to point out that thistles are called sonchus. I hate this fact.
*edit: forgot to point out that thistles are called sonchus. I hate this fact.
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No, no, she's great with ghosts.
Didn't know Gyro was a "Keep the Christ in Christmas!" sperg. You could have fit the word X-Mas there and it would've been the only patch they've made that's correctly spaced...some day they'll get it. They say if you have infinite chimpanzees using typewriters, eventually one will write Shakespeare.
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Still using autism as an excuse to tard rage over stupid shit. Did she ever get officially diagnosed or is she still self diagnosing the tism?
Still obsessed about ugly ass Richard Ramirez. I find it hilarious she obsesses about psycho killers but will scream at people for wrong pronouns.
Dont know who this is personally.
Because life happens staph, people have families, jobs and other responsibilities. Shit happens. Not like your doing anything anyways.
Has anyone gotten ahold of the stories? Forgot if they were ever posted.
Lol sure.
Still obsessed about ugly ass Richard Ramirez. I find it hilarious she obsesses about psycho killers but will scream at people for wrong pronouns.
Dont know who this is personally.
Because life happens staph, people have families, jobs and other responsibilities. Shit happens. Not like your doing anything anyways.
Has anyone gotten ahold of the stories? Forgot if they were ever posted.
Lol sure.
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Not everyone can sit on their asses freeloading.