DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

 

[IHateMyJob]

Phil's sum up of tonight SF game play "It's all laggers" If you didn't know any better you would think Phil is the only one that's allowed to win and everyone else cheats. Also glad we get ANOTHER fucking Phil in the closet stream tomorrow.

 

[King Nutsack]

My favorite part is where he explained block-stun throw-looping a couple of matches after he was deftly throw-looped while raging about how it was impossible.

The fact that he thinks he knows everything about this game and just bluntly says "THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE" to someone who's very much doing what he claims to be impossible....... yeah. "THAT'S NOT HOW THE GAME WORKS!" And yet, that's just what happened.

Then he goes on yet another rant about how rollback netcode is the worst thing ever and that he won't play on Fightcade because anything with GGPO is automatically bad. But he's going to keep playing on this collection despite it having the rollback netcode he despises...???

He just can't handle any blow to his ego. Can't give credit where credit is due to anybody that beats him in a fighting game online. They're either a rapid fire turbo cheater, or they're a masher who's not properly timing moves, or they're a lag abuser, or they're somehow rewriting the rules of the game to do things he claims are impossible. Unreal.

 

[Don't bullshit us brother]

That Guile player clapping his cheeks tonight was great. Really upset his fragile ego.

 

[Iron Father]

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LIMB'd just for contradicting Piggler. Amayzin.

Nigga clueless as usual.

 

[Dona Morte]

LIMB'd just for contradicting Piggler. Amayzin.

Nigga clueless as usual.

I feel like every time he plays SF he time travels back to high school.

The smuggness is when he tattles to the teacher.
The salt is when the bullies pick on his.

This manbaby stuck in a time warp. That's why he goes up a few octaves.

 

[Where Am I Playing]

DSP shitting on the guys ranking after 1 win, then got smacked for five straight lmao. Great stream tonight, that guile player and felicia he played earlier was great too

 

[Iron Father]

I feel like every time he plays SF he time travels back to high school.

The smuggness is when he tattles to the teacher.
The salt is when the bullies pick on his.

This manbaby stuck in a time warp. That's why he goes up a few octaves.

Absolutely agree. Games like SF (or anything competitive and salty) bring out the true Phil.
All his LARPing about being positive and chill and mature and a changed man goes right out the window.
He loses all patience for his dents, even big tips sometimes go by unnoticed. It's immediately obvious why everybody hated him in the FGC when you see him like this, today.

Such a toxic turd.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

BREAKING:
Leanna Hangen, age 29, was recently the victim of sexual assault. After shopping for groceries at Walmart, she was suddenly ambushed and groped by her ex-boyfriend Phil Burnell.
When pressed with charges, Phil responded with "Well, she said she wanted to have sex with me 8 years ago! She already gave me permission, dude! *Snort*"
Will update once new information becomes available.

 

[Balr0g]

Hey Phil for legal advice this clip is from Rekieta analyzing your bankruptcy

So in theory he could sue but each case has to be treated separately. Why do you think he never did it against the others? Because you can appeal a strike (with doxxing y<ourself unfortunately) in a kind of "Bring it on!" challenge And if you don't get sued that was it

Sargon's case was I thinkj one of the first to be ever handled in front of a court and the only thing Sargon did was cutting Aquila's stream into two small parts and gave it a titel (I think it was SJW level of awareness)) No commentary nothing else. And the judge said "Yeah transformative work eat a dick Aquila". PÜart of the reasoning was that people who come to Sargon's channel would not watch Aquila anyway and this is the same for TIHYDP makers. Also let us not forget Phil's epic answer the first time EvilAJ made a TIHYDP

 

[Dona Morte]

Looks like a hail mary to me!

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

@Piece of Peace shout out for the increasing production quality. I was howling at the axe wound cancer scar shit.

 

[ZehnBoat]

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Looks like a hail mary to me!

here's a guy who when he balds he grows fatter

 

[Chernabog3000]

Kirby Souls was very funny to me. And the idea of fusing elden rage with any of his children's game playthroughs has peaked my interest for awhile.

I'm not very good and its a very bare bones rough absolutley minimal effort lil video. But it's enjoyable atleast I think so. People more skilled than me feel free to flesh this idea out more. Credit to whoever I ripped these two videos from both were tihydps(Get fucked phill). I may make more idk. It makes me laugh and while the audio and face cam don't sync up. it was surprisingly easy and quick to find a clip from elden ring and I am fish that were similar enough.

I'm not saying it's the next tihydp. But I certainly enjoy them.

 

[Decepticron]

Phil: I don't care what people do and I never copyright strike claim anyone
Also Phil:

Spoiler: Not Edited, here is the photo in it's full context

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A bit late, but to add to this, here is DSP stating that he did do "claim takedowns" (I assume strikes), claiming he did it with advisement from Machinima or a lawyer.

 

[LieLieFyre]

I asked for some salt and Burnell Entertainment delivered it with exceptional quality. Please do continue your insane ramblings for a week Dave.

 

[Iron Father]

Great stream.

Shout out to the axe wound on full display.

Spoiler

 

[FalsePositive]

The term "dickhead" has been used enough by mankind to alter its definition into something else entirely. Here we can see that the back of Dark's head actually looks like a penis.

 

[Dona Morte]

This is DSP,
No, he is not a MOOKBANGER.
He does not have the means,
or the talent.

Don't be like DSP.

 

[free_protons4u]

Does he have that stress induced hair picking thing Shoe has? (Tracht… something)