Philosophy Tube / Oliver Lennard / Oliver "Olly" Thorn / Abigail Thorn - Breadtube's Patrick Bateman.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

There are greasy marks on his chest where he's been fondling himself while looking in the mirror.

He'd have to have anything to fondle for that.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I don’t know, Shrek has a palpable aura of melancholic dignity in that image. Ultimately, the good Shrek movies are about finding strength and self-acceptance in what you are, rather than chasing something you aren’t. What I’m saying is, the movie about a farting, burping ogre is probably too mature for the average troon.

Shrek, funnily enough, is one of Chubes attempted forced self-memes.
He regularly tweets “people like shrek” which his therapist said apparently, it was mentioned in his video where he fake cried- the Trauma one, whcih was the video my extreme suspicion of him turned into certain disdain.

Anyway, imagine the plot of Shrek, if it went by the tenets of Troonism.
Shrek getting all sorts of brutal surgery to try and beautify himself- Fiona deciding ti transition seeing as she got turned into a big manly ogre and women can’t be ogres.. that little king guy (who also looks like Olly with chin and hair, lol) getting his legs broken to get that insane surgery which Tifs are looking about to start out on, to become taller..

I can’t remember much more about the plot… something something that cat with bonny eyes being exploited for its looks a La Ol Lies “rescued stray”..

 

[Icterus]

Anyway, imagine the plot of Shrek, if it went by the tenets of Troonism.
Shrek getting all sorts of brutal surgery to try and beautify himself

That's sort of what Shrek 2 was about. Him turning human to try fitting in with the expectations of the royal court.

 

[fistfulloffeathers]

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Friendly reminder that you have a doodle-y-doo between you down there. Too call it unambiguous is a stretch, dear.

Fuck me that chin. Its stan smith

 

[AfghanBlue]

"I am Fagladriel, Queeng of the Autogynymphos. Peer into my Mirror Dysmorphic, behold thy fate and despair."

I am the very model of the modern autogynephile
Misinformation statistical bullshit biological
Solipsistic narcissism fetish categorical
A catalogue of diagnoses grim and pathological

(I’d go on further if I hadn’t been on nightshift and about to turn in )

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

I don’t know, Shrek has a palpable aura of melancholic dignity in that image. Ultimately, the good Shrek movies are about finding strength and self-acceptance in what you are, rather than chasing something you aren’t. What I’m saying is, the movie about a farting, burping ogre is probably too mature for the average troon.

Definitely. The comparisons almost begin and end with the shared literal ogre physique. Arguably nothing wrong with that if you're a physically fit man, everything wrong with that if you're trying to squeeze your burgeoning shoulders into dainty dresses and LARP as a fair maiden sitting cross-legged on a pelvis so narrow you look like you're about to topple over.
Plus most of the Shrek films are highly watchable. Whilst Ollie's garbage is so painful it's hard to get through sober.

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I'm amazed as ever at just how unattractive he is. It's insane. He has completely forgone potential attractive androgyny and adopted all the gross and uncanny types of androgyny (troons always do this). He looks like the Handsome Squidward meme without the handsome. His face is too small for his head. He's proportioned in a very masculine way and yet pre-troon still managed to ooze soy and now he just oozes, well, AGP smugness. It's impressive to have almost no redeemable qualities, bravo. God, even some shitty people are at least physically attractive. Disgustang! Well, he is very funny, to be fair. But even then, it's for all the wrong reasons.

 

[scathefire]

I think it's hilarious on many levels actually. Straight girls send flirty texts to lesbians who they're friends with all the time without actually flirting. But Ollie's not a lesbian so this needs to be explained to him by his patient friend. Rather than accept that explanation he just assumes this girl is attracted to him anyway.

Wat? Seriously? I'm a lesbian but I guess I just don't have enough female friends in order to be aware of this. Maybe this is part of why I don't, I can't stand that kind of thing from people whatsoever, either be candid with me or go home, my relentless overly-literal autism brain will have an aneurysm otherwise.

It continues to baffle me how this whole transgender craze just constantly loops back on itself to enforce the binary rather than break it down. Anyone remember when the term 'pansexual' was a thing? In Ollie's mind that doesn't exist and apparently neither does the group bisexuals, which at some point he claimed to be a member of. Nope, now it's "Girl is attracted to other girl = lesbian" (even though Ollie is only a girl in his own mind).

Also "pansexual" is still a thing, if anything it's way more en vogue than being a cishomo currently is. Having a biological sex preference is passe.

 

[frap]

I'm amazed as ever at just how unattractive he is. It's insane. He has completely forgone potential attractive androgyny and adopted all the gross and uncanny types of androgyny (troons always do this). He looks like the Handsome Squidward meme without the handsome. His face is too small for his head. He's proportioned in a very masculine way and yet pre-troon still managed to ooze soy and now he just oozes, well, AGP smugness. It's impressive to have almost no redeemable qualities, bravo. God, even some shitty people are at least physically attractive. Disgustang! Well, he is very funny, to be fair. But even then, it's for all the wrong reasons.

Good god this is too accurate. Honestly the best summing up of why he's so off-putting from a physical perspective.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

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The stark difference between the home produced stuff and candid shots is unbelievable. Home produced stuff at least makes you do a double take and makes it look like they could reasonably blend in a crowd.

But candid shots? God damn they stick out like sore thumbs even after being completely caked in makeup. Its borderline false advertising for troon surgeries how different they look vs how they present themselves as.

 

[Tombigbee]

The stark difference between the home produced stuff and candid shots is unbelievable. Home produced stuff at least makes you do a double take and makes it look like they could reasonably blend in a crowd.

But candid shots? God damn they stick out like sore thumbs even after being completely caked in makeup. Its borderline false advertising for troon surgeries how different they look vs how they present themselves as.

I was surprised he did the quick cuts between himself and the Madame X painting at the very beginning of his video. The contrast was so jarring. Enormous shoulders, peek a boo. Peak; a troon.

I’m still laughing at whoever pointed out that it looked like Oliver was about to lift the table up like a lawn chair or whatever, so accurate. That was so funny and true. Sorry I can’t remember who it was, that was classic.

I imagine even an average real woman would feel self conscious contrasting herself with a classic portrait like that, as it invites scrutiny and comparison. I feel bad for mocking trans people’s appearances but they can be so insanely hubristic they are begging to be taken down a peg.

Sometimes I think about Lindsay Kemp, the choreographer/dancer who inspired Kate Bush and David Bowie. He wears very feminine clothing, his movements are feminine and graceful, he’s clearly a very feminine man. But (to my knowledge), he never claims to be a woman. I don’t understand why that isn’t sufficient?

Spoiler

 

[AssignedEva]

His face is too small for his head.

 

[Stanley Ipkiss]

Anyway, imagine the plot of Shrek, if it went by the tenets of Troonism.
Shrek getting all sorts of brutal surgery to try and beautify himself- Fiona deciding ti transition seeing as she got turned into a big manly ogre and women can’t be ogres.. that little king guy (who also looks like Olly with chin and hair, lol) getting his legs broken to get that insane surgery which Tifs are looking about to start out on, to become taller..

I can’t remember much more about the plot… something something that cat with bonny eyes being exploited for its looks a La Ol Lies “rescued stray”..

And don't forget, throughout all this, Shrek would fiercely maintain that it doesn't matter what he looks like on the outside. He is a human man, and what even is "human"? Just a social construct we decided to adopt.
He'd be saying this while mutilating his body to fit the "human" label he so strongly rejects.

Also Fiona's parents have to pay for his surgeries.

Sometimes I think about Lindsay Kemp, the choreographer/dancer who inspired Kate Bush and David Bowie. He wears very feminine clothing, his movements are feminine and graceful, he’s clearly a very feminine man. But (to my knowledge), he never claims to be a woman. I don’t understand why that isn’t sufficient?

Narcissism and degeneracy. Being effeminate/butch is practically Vanilla now. They need to go the extra step for the attention they crave.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

https://twitter.com/PhilosophyTube/status/1560999926527508480?cxt=HHwWgICqsbTK5KkrAAAA

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[Real Centaur]

How the fuck does he constantly sound like he's never had an actual human relationship ever. Like, he has. He should have some understanding of how interactions with others go. Or maybe, he thinks that everybody else in the world is dumb enough that he can just exaggerate and confabulate as much as he pleases without anyone noticing...

 

[Stanley Ipkiss]

https://twitter.com/PhilosophyTube/status/1560999926527508480?cxt=HHwWgICqsbTK5KkrAAAA

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Great reporting. I was just about to post these. I had two major thoughts upon seeing these tweets:

1. Olly has zero friends outside of this circle of fellow degenerates that he barely even sees in person. What a sad existence.

2. Where the fuck is the "absolute roasting"?

Olly: I lied about liking Oysters
Everyone else: You deal with breakups pretty well. I am a colossal fuckup.
Olly: Omg y'all are absolutely roasting me.

While this may seem like another example of his poor understanding of normal human behaviour, I think it's him just fishing for compliments, similar to how attention whore thots will post a selfie with a caption like "Having a bad hair day. Feeling ugly af".
Gotta remember our boy is a narcissist first and foremost. He would never willingly post anything that (he thinks) would allow others to mock him. I don't buy that he legitimately believes that a convo where everyone else is praising him for being mature is remotely similar to him being roasted. He just wants some asspats. And judging from the replies, it's working. My goodness his fans are pathetic.

At least not everyone is fooled:

 

[AssignedEva]

Having a mature and reasonable conversation with your ex, where you look over what happened in your relationship is a very healthy thing to do (unless it was a particularly acrimonious breakup).

But it's something that sort of has to happen organically, when you get chatting - and if you're not in similar social circles or happen across each other in a pub, it isn't likely to occur unless you're making a concerted effort to be friends (or you're moving your stuff out a while later or you've got kids together or something). It sounds like Ollie heard about post breakup conversations and decided "I shall do that" and now has a contrived thing where he goes "Now that three weeks have elapsed, we shall have the exit interview, yes? Then I can check off that I did the psychologically healthy thing and am a good person!" like the narcissistic autist he is.

I suppose his exes must humour him, knowing he won't drop it otherwise (I can only imagine the amount of shit you would get used to if you went out with Ollie to the point where an "exit interview" doesn't phase you).

 

[Dr George Whitebread]

I'm amazed as ever at just how unattractive he is. It's insane. He has completely forgone potential attractive androgyny and adopted all the gross and uncanny types of androgyny (troons always do this). He looks like the Handsome Squidward meme without the handsome. His face is too small for his head. He's proportioned in a very masculine way and yet pre-troon still managed to ooze soy and now he just oozes, well, AGP smugness. It's impressive to have almost no redeemable qualities, bravo. God, even some shitty people are at least physically attractive. Disgustang! Well, he is very funny, to be fair. But even then, it's for all the wrong reasons.

His entire idea of beauty comes from those artsy pinups which he knows he can never be. Some troons at least know their flaws and try (and fail) to hide it. He's trying too hard to be a Vogue cover model but it works about the same as a fat chick on Americas Next Top Model.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The stark difference between the home produced stuff and candid shots is unbelievable. Home produced stuff at least makes you do a double take and makes it look like they could reasonably blend in a crowd.

But candid shots? God damn they stick out like sore thumbs even after being completely caked in makeup. Its borderline false advertising for troon surgeries how different they look vs how they present themselves as.

Wtf- in that picture, his eyes ARE literally on different levels now?
How tf does surgery end up botching up THAT ?

I can’t believe all the troons who say he makes them feel shit about their comparative transitions for how good he looks, in his very specifically coordinated pic releases from literal photos shoots. Coke on guys, you must know the game being played right in front of you?


Also- gross, the idea of Olly nudes.
Do you suppose we are the stalkers?
Or he has actual proper ones? He did say soemthing about someone trying to find out where he lived from his PO Box or something ..

Did u notice when the group chat convo veered away for a second “if you heat oysters you die” Tube utterly ignored it so as to firmly and immediately grab the steering wheel back selfwards?

Imagine the sort of person who gets in a relationship with Tube- such as it were..especially now
He’s so odd about even friendships (has seemingly no actual real ones) that even getting into it would be weird- I’m not surpass it’s so contractual sounding actually

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Great reporting. I was just about to post these. I had two major thoughts upon seeing these tweets:

1. Olly has zero friends outside of this circle of fellow degenerates that he barely even sees in person. What a sad existence.

2. Where the fuck is the "absolute roasting"?

Olly: I lied about liking Oysters
Everyone else: You deal with breakups pretty well. I am a colossal fuckup.
Olly: Omg y'all are absolutely roasting me.

While this may seem like another example of his poor understanding of normal human behaviour, I think it's him just fishing for compliments, similar to how attention whore thots will post a selfie with a caption like "Having a bad hair day. Feeling ugly af".
Gotta remember our boy is a narcissist first and foremost. He would never willingly post anything that (he thinks) would allow others to mock him. I don't buy that he legitimately believes that a convo where everyone else is praising him for being mature is remotely similar to him being roasted. He just wants some asspats. And judging from the replies, it's working. My goodness his fans are pathetic.

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Amazing how all these people are acting like this clearly contrived shit is some legitimate communication about human expression.

The open dishonesty and contempt for rational skepticism is palpable.

 

[Shotgun Badger]

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Can I just point something out, there is not a single actual women in this entire conversation ('Mattie' is Matt Lubchansky, another annoying Troon and shitty cartoonist).

Even apart from that there's something so weird about sharing a conversation like this on Twitter, its like he's trying to show people he's a normal person, "look at me I have silly conversations with the lads! Er, I mean whatever the gender neutral alternative to the lads is despite the fact that this conversation absolutely is a sausage fest."

Like I'd feel weird going even mentioning my dumb discord conversations I have with my online friends with my real life friends, its extra weird to share this as publicly as possible.

Imagine the sort of person who gets in a relationship with Tube- such as it were..especially now
He’s so odd about even friendships (has seemingly no actual real ones) that even getting into it would be weird- I’m not surpass it’s so contractual sounding actually

Reminder, this is a guy who has outright stated that because his exes later come out as lesbians that he's actually a lesbian too!

He really does not look like he's the sort of person who has healthy relationships, if Contra is anything to go off of I doubt many of his exes have much good to say about him. This whole thing just comes across as massive cope to try and present him as totally mature but also hilarious and not even that bothered that a relationship is ending. To me it just makes him seem like a sort of creepy robot who unironically talks about 'exit interviews' for something that I would assume should be emotional and personal, and here he is spreading it Twitter for likes and asspats.